Fat Drunk Ted Kennedy Refuses to Endorse the Clinton Crime Family

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Ted Kennedy Still Quiet on Endorsement

Monday, December 17, 2007

The Kennedy family is divided over the 2008 presidential race, with some

members endorsing Hillary Clinton and others backing Chris Dodd, but the

biggest catch - Sen. Ted Kennedy - remains on the sidelines.

"Senator Kennedy has no immediate plans to endorse a candidate," his office

declared in a statement.

"He has very strong relationships with many of these candidates personally,

and he has a lot of respect for them. Senator Kennedy believes that any one

of them would make a great president. He looks forward to the campaign and

seeing a Democrat elected to the White House."

Kennedy in the past has had considerable clout with voters. He is

influential among both national and New Hampshire Democrats, and his 2000

endorsement of Al Gore "was key to helping him put away Bill Bradley" in New

Hampshire and seal the Democratic nomination, according to The Hotline.

Gore won the New Hampshire primary by a 50-to-46-percent margin.

Sen. Kennedy is close to presidential hopeful Chris Dodd, and Sasha

Issenberg of the Boston Globe observes: "There is thinking that he would be

unlikely to endorse one of Dodd's opponents while he's still in the race.

But if Dodd doesn't make it past Iowa, we may hear from Kennedy -- although

where he goes is up for grabs."

Other members of the Kennedy clan have already chosen sides, however.

Environmentalist Robert Kennedy Jr., human rights activist Kerry Kennedy,

filmmaker Rory Kennedy and former Maryland Lieutenant Gov. Kathleen Kennedy

are backing Hillary Clinton, according to The Politico. Family members,

including Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and her husband Edwin, have

contributed more than $15,000 to the Clinton campaign.

Ted Kennedy Jr., Rep. Patrick Kennedy, and Special Olympics Chairman Timothy

Shriver are among those supporting Dodd, and Eunice Kennedy Shriver has

contributed to the $17,000 that Kennedy family members have given to the

Dodd campaign.

No family member has endorsed Barack Obama, politico.com reports, although

several have contributed to his campaign.

On Dec 17, 3:25 pm, "Patriot Games" <Patr...@America.com> wrote:

> http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/Ted_Kennedy_Still_Quiet_o/2007/12/...

>

> Ted Kennedy Still Quiet on Endorsement

>

> Monday, December 17, 2007

>

> The Kennedy family is divided over the 2008 presidential race, with some

> members endorsing Hillary Clinton and others backing Chris Dodd, but the

> biggest catch - Sen. Ted Kennedy - remains on the sidelines.

>

> "Senator Kennedy has no immediate plans to endorse a candidate," his office

> declared in a statement.

>

> "He has very strong relationships with many of these candidates personally,

> and he has a lot of respect for them. Senator Kennedy believes that any one

> of them would make a great president. He looks forward to the campaign and

> seeing a Democrat elected to the White House."

>

> Kennedy in the past has had considerable clout with voters. He is

> influential among both national and New Hampshire Democrats, and his 2000

> endorsement of Al Gore "was key to helping him put away Bill Bradley" in New

> Hampshire and seal the Democratic nomination, according to The Hotline.

>

> Gore won the New Hampshire primary by a 50-to-46-percent margin.

>

> Sen. Kennedy is close to presidential hopeful Chris Dodd, and Sasha

> Issenberg of the Boston Globe observes: "There is thinking that he would be

> unlikely to endorse one of Dodd's opponents while he's still in the race.

> But if Dodd doesn't make it past Iowa, we may hear from Kennedy -- although

> where he goes is up for grabs."

>

> Other members of the Kennedy clan have already chosen sides, however.

>

> Environmentalist Robert Kennedy Jr., human rights activist Kerry Kennedy,

> filmmaker Rory Kennedy and former Maryland Lieutenant Gov. Kathleen Kennedy

> are backing Hillary Clinton, according to The Politico. Family members,

> including Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and her husband Edwin, have

> contributed more than $15,000 to the Clinton campaign.

>

> Ted Kennedy Jr., Rep. Patrick Kennedy, and Special Olympics Chairman Timothy

> Shriver are among those supporting Dodd, and Eunice Kennedy Shriver has

> contributed to the $17,000 that Kennedy family members have given to the

> Dodd campaign.

>

> No family member has endorsed Barack Obama, politico.com reports, although

> several have contributed to his campaign.

As soon as he can convince her to take a ride with him in his SUV, he

has a bridge in mind.

"cmdr buzz corey" <cmdr-buzz-corey@mailcity.com> wrote in message

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> On Dec 17, 3:25 pm, "Patriot Games" <Patr...@America.com> wrote:

>> http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/Ted_Kennedy_Still_Quiet_o/2007/12/...

>> Ted Kennedy Still Quiet on Endorsement

>> Monday, December 17, 2007

> As soon as he can convince her to take a ride with him in his SUV, he

> has a bridge in mind.

<cruising along talking about stuff...>

Ted: So, ya kinda screwed the pooch there with 4 different answers to 1

question in 5 minutes...

Hitlary: Fuck 'em all Ted. Y'know? Just fuck 'em all. Glug, glug, glug...

Ted: Hand me the bottle.

Hitlary: Glug, glug, glug...

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Glug, glug, glug...

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Everyone of those fucking stupid redneck motherfuckers can kiss my

fat ass!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Glug, glug, glug...

Ted: Find any good dirt on Barack?

Hitlary: OH! FUCK HIM TOO!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Glug, glug, glug...

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Who does that boy think he is anyfuckingway! I was in the fucking

White House for 8 fucking years while he was in the fucking crackhouse for 8

fucking years!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Glug, glug, glug...

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: Ted! TED! Look OUT!

Ted: Glu...OH FUCK!

<CRASH!!>

Ted: Break the window with your head! <grabs bottle, escapes through open

door>

Hitlary: My seatbelt is stuck!!

Ted: <drags himself to shore> Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: I can't get out! I can't get out! I can't get out!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: I got out! I got out! I can't swim! I can't swim!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug... Swim Hillary! Swim!

Hitlary: I can't swim Ted!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug... Swim you heinous bitch! Swim!

Hitlary: <splash> Mppfh! <gasp> Phooooo! <gasp> Mpflahp!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

Hitlary: <gone under>

<Riiinnngggggg... Riiinnngggggg...>

Barack: Ted, is it done?

Ted: Its done. You owe me a car. Glug, glug, glug...

Barack: You sure its done?

Ted: Glug, glug, glug... She's floating up ass-first right now.

Barack: Damn! That's a big ass too!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug... Tell me about it. The bitch can drink too!

Barack: Ok, gotta go, thanks for your support.

Ted: Glug, glug, glug... You bet. L8ter, dude.

Barack: L8ter.

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

<9.TONE.9.TONE.1.TONE>

911 Operator: 911, please state your emergency.

Ted: Aarugh! Oooh! CRASH! Aarugh! Uughh! WATER! COUGH-COUGH! Aarugh!

911 Operator: Sir, are you alright, where are you?

Ted: Aarugh! Ooowwww! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!

911 Operator: Sir, where are you!?

Ted: Aarugh! Aaaakkh!! Manassas! Aarugh! Parkway! Aarugh! Bridge! Aarugh!

911 Operator: We're sending help immediately!

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

<waiting...>

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...

<waiting...>

Ted: Glug, glug, glug...