RoyalOrleans Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 I'm bored. I created this thread to post your favorite Simpsons quotes, whether by the family or by one of the many characters. My personal favorite is the Comic Book Store Guy "But Aquaman, you can't marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds." Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 "I am teh lizard queen, I can see everything"....... "can't talk! comin' down" Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Damn I am an idiot and I can't edit..... OK so BTW RO WTF is that Avi!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted July 2, 2005 Author Share Posted July 2, 2005 Homer: No TV, no beer makes Homer go something, something... Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Blahhhhhhhhh!!!! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Homer: No TV, no beer makes Homer go something, something... Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Blahhhhhhhhh!!!! Mr. Burns: EXCELLENT . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted July 2, 2005 Author Share Posted July 2, 2005 Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect? Smithers: What?!! Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Oh! Of course. Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted July 2, 2005 Author Share Posted July 2, 2005 "Ya know me, Marge! I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming." Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentilhomme Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 "Oh, you don't know what your capable of. I Never thought i could shoot down a German plane, but last year, i proved myself wrong" Grand Pa Quote - I hate standing at funerals, i get so tired = Yah you'ld think there would be more places to lay down at a funeral home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentilhomme Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 -"To alchool! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems" -"UGH!! I'm never gonna eat chilie again an..WOOO Chilie!!!!" -"...And the talking coyoate musha been that talkin dog.." "Hi ya Homer, find your soulmate!" "Wait a min, dogs can't talk!!" "Woof Woof" "Damn stright!" -"In America, first you get the surger, then you get the power, THEN you get the women.." -(Mr. Burns looks at his anti-disease capsule only to find homer eating a sandwich in it) Mr. Burns "who the devil are you?" Homer "I'm Mr. Burns!" - (Cheif Wiggum releases police dogs) "There, now they'll track down your boy and we'll have him back in no time!" "Uh, will they just find him or will they find him and kill him?" "Well, they'll..um...bumbalumba...sum.." Note: You're dealing with a pretty big Simpsons fan here guys. Quote - I hate standing at funerals, i get so tired = Yah you'ld think there would be more places to lay down at a funeral home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 "Please do not offer my God a peanut." Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Prosecution: Well if you don't want to kill bart, how do you explain that tattoo on your chest that says 'Die Bart, Die!' ?? Side Show Bob: No! It's german... it means 'the bart, the!' Jury: oh... anyone who speaks german can't be evil! ROFLMAO Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 "People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine." - Moe Szyslak Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Mr. Burns: "Simpson eh?" Like he's never met him b4. Marge: "MMHrrrggggh." Bart: "It was Santa's little helper." Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentilhomme Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 -"Yah i seen him before, i gave him a few blinces to paint my fence, but he never did it!" ="Those Blinces were lousey!" -"Paint my Fence!" ="Make me!" Quote - I hate standing at funerals, i get so tired = Yah you'ld think there would be more places to lay down at a funeral home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Mr Burns is the best on that show.... Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, sir? Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials. Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely. I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children. I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Comic Book Store Guy: From now on, we will mate every 7 years just like the Vulcans, for some of you this will mean much less sex, for me, it will mean more. I don't think that was EXACTALLY how he said it, but its still funny as hell . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhony5 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Homer:"Its funny because its not me". Quote i am sofa king we todd did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Jimmy_The_Stoned Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Bart- "Eat My Shorts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 ''DOH!'' Cracks me up everytime!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Homer: (in response to angina chest pains) "A beer will put out that fire!" Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutt butt Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 homer: mmmmmmmm bacon fat. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentilhomme Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 "Hey everyone, check out all this great stuff i found down at the dock, it was just sitting in some guy's boat!" -Homer "Now lets all go back to that box...deailly..Where our beds and TV...Is.." - Homer "BEAUTIFUL JOE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!.....Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.." -Mr.Bruns Quote - I hate standing at funerals, i get so tired = Yah you'ld think there would be more places to lay down at a funeral home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 "Stupid TV! Be more funny!" - Homer Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 HOMER:Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called volunteers don't even get paid?! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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