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On 24 Jun 2008 06:22:20 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
><absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote in
>news
an.2008.06.22.23.00.41.305688@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.
>616:
>
>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:57:52 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:20:47 +0000, gregvk sat in thee Comfee
>>>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:33:42 +0000, gregvk k'lamed:
>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:04:15 +0000, gregvk fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>
>>> Exactly how long do you plan on obsessing over me, fangurl? You do
>>> realize that your condition has now progressed beyond what any
>>> reasonable person would consider "normal" don't you?
>>
>> Have you considered seeking help for your problem with fantasising
>> about my life?
>
>Your abnormal obsession is obvious, not fantasy, denial gurl.
>
>>>>>>>>> Shouldn't you be giving some other homo a rimjob or something?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [pitysnipped crying over constantly being teased]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..."Crying"? Really?
>>>>>
>>>>> YA RLY
>>>>
>>>> No, sorry, words on a screen don't make me cry.
>>>
>>> You've been bitching, whining and bawling nonstop since the moment
>>> you came back from Spankardland and saw me posting. ...Especially
>>> since that "Guess The Troll" thing, where you made a huge ****in fool
>>> of yourself, with my help. LOL
>>
>> Uh-huh. Here I thought I was just replying to you
>
>Replying with whining and bawling, sure.
>
>>>>>>> Do you use your lifemate's butthairs to floss the chunks of ****
>>>>>>> out
>>>>> of
>>>>>>> your teeth? I bet you do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I so did not need that mental image.
>>>>>
>>>>> You mean your own life grosses you out? That's sad^H^H^H
>>>>> hilarious.
>>>>
>>>> Your words, not mine.
>>>
>>> Your life, not mine.
>>
>> Your fantasy, not mine.
>
>Your reality, not mine.
>
>>>> Nowhere have I ever stated a predilection for any kind of anal-oral
>>>> sex.
>>>
>>> No need to state it; you've had your face firmly planted in my
>>> buttcrack for many days now, so it's quite obvious.
>>
>> No, sir, I don't think so.
>
>That's the funny part.
>
>>>>>> My sexual fantasies are seriously
>>>>>> gross, did you know that?
>>>>>
>>>>> [typo fixed]
>>>>
>>>> Quite the post-editing style you got there.
>>>
>>> Fixing your mistakes is just my way of being helpful. You should
>>> thank me.
>>
>> Check your dreams, I think there may be a message waiting for you.
>
>You get messages via dreams? That's... weird.
>
>>>>> That's what you get for being a homo.
>>>>
>>>> There are two different prefixes, bi- and homo-.
>>>>
>>>> [Hint: I like young adult men (twentysomething)
>>>
>>> And that makes you gay.
>>
>> ...You don't really know a thing about bisexuality, do you?
>
>I know as much as I want to, faggot.
>
>>> ...Now do try to go more than an hour without obsessing over me,
>>> m'kay, hon? I know you're weak and stupid and raging over the fact
>>> that I keep humiliating you and teasing you, but I'm sure you can
>>> manage to distract yourself for at least an hour. Good luck!
>>
>> I'd say it's pretty clear who has the "obsession", and it isn't me,
>
>Funny, you are the one who can't seem to stop kissing my ass.
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>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
><absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote in
>news
an.2008.06.22.23.00.41.305688@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.>616:
>
>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:57:52 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:20:47 +0000, gregvk sat in thee Comfee
>>>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:33:42 +0000, gregvk k'lamed:
>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:04:15 +0000, gregvk fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>
>>> Exactly how long do you plan on obsessing over me, fangurl? You do
>>> realize that your condition has now progressed beyond what any
>>> reasonable person would consider "normal" don't you?
>>
>> Have you considered seeking help for your problem with fantasising
>> about my life?
>
>Your abnormal obsession is obvious, not fantasy, denial gurl.
>
>>>>>>>>> Shouldn't you be giving some other homo a rimjob or something?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [pitysnipped crying over constantly being teased]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..."Crying"? Really?
>>>>>
>>>>> YA RLY
>>>>
>>>> No, sorry, words on a screen don't make me cry.
>>>
>>> You've been bitching, whining and bawling nonstop since the moment
>>> you came back from Spankardland and saw me posting. ...Especially
>>> since that "Guess The Troll" thing, where you made a huge ****in fool
>>> of yourself, with my help. LOL
>>
>> Uh-huh. Here I thought I was just replying to you
>
>Replying with whining and bawling, sure.
>
>>>>>>> Do you use your lifemate's butthairs to floss the chunks of ****
>>>>>>> out
>>>>> of
>>>>>>> your teeth? I bet you do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I so did not need that mental image.
>>>>>
>>>>> You mean your own life grosses you out? That's sad^H^H^H
>>>>> hilarious.
>>>>
>>>> Your words, not mine.
>>>
>>> Your life, not mine.
>>
>> Your fantasy, not mine.
>
>Your reality, not mine.
>
>>>> Nowhere have I ever stated a predilection for any kind of anal-oral
>>>> sex.
>>>
>>> No need to state it; you've had your face firmly planted in my
>>> buttcrack for many days now, so it's quite obvious.
>>
>> No, sir, I don't think so.
>
>That's the funny part.
>
>>>>>> My sexual fantasies are seriously
>>>>>> gross, did you know that?
>>>>>
>>>>> [typo fixed]
>>>>
>>>> Quite the post-editing style you got there.
>>>
>>> Fixing your mistakes is just my way of being helpful. You should
>>> thank me.
>>
>> Check your dreams, I think there may be a message waiting for you.
>
>You get messages via dreams? That's... weird.
>
>>>>> That's what you get for being a homo.
>>>>
>>>> There are two different prefixes, bi- and homo-.
>>>>
>>>> [Hint: I like young adult men (twentysomething)
>>>
>>> And that makes you gay.
>>
>> ...You don't really know a thing about bisexuality, do you?
>
>I know as much as I want to, faggot.
>
>>> ...Now do try to go more than an hour without obsessing over me,
>>> m'kay, hon? I know you're weak and stupid and raging over the fact
>>> that I keep humiliating you and teasing you, but I'm sure you can
>>> manage to distract yourself for at least an hour. Good luck!
>>
>> I'd say it's pretty clear who has the "obsession", and it isn't me,
>
>Funny, you are the one who can't seem to stop kissing my ass.
Please fill this out and return it one business day before your next
usenet flame attempt. Your probationary status provides that all flame
attemtps must be approved by the board in advance of posting.
Your next usenet flame post will have the following theme (Check one):
_ My opponent is obsessed
_ My opponent is stupid
_ My opponent is very gay
You will support your flame theme with statements about (Check one):
_ My own indifference
_ My own intelligence
_ My own raging heterosexuality
Biggest challenge you see to successfully flaming your opponent (Check
any that apply):
_ My sarcasm falls flat
_ My parody just seems like exaggeration
_ My gay jokes are cliche
_ My obvious genuine anger over opponent's last flame
_ My English not so good
_ My posts always include IKYABWAI
_ My reliance on expletives to communicate
_ My complete lack of style or wit
_ Most or all of the above choices
What are you doing to improve your weak flame skill areas (Check any):
_ I have quit posting drunk/high
_ I am now posting drunk/high
_ I am take remedial English
_ I am creating sock puppets to post LOL
_ I am stealing material from the good flamers
_ I am removing myself from usenet altogether
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Jade
