FML Strikes again!

RegisteredAndEducated

RegisteredAndEducated

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I didn't know chi was a poster on FMyLife.com... :D

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the bathroom, so I went up to my ex. I told him I didn't know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came out and I recognized him as my current boyfriend. FML
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FML: I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the...

Edit: I think I've posted here about this site before... But I can't remember. It makes me feel better about myself. :cool:

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I went through an experimental phase in college where I dated a bisexual guy. He was nice enough, but he liked to cuddle waayyyyyy too much for my taste and I never did let him "go all the way".

I remember one night we had a hot and heavy make out session in his bed and afterwards we paged through some kind of "Better Homes and Gardens" magazine looking at curtains...lol! True story!

Poor Chi. :p

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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I went through an experimental phase in college where I dated a bisexual guy.
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Unless the guy has not yet had *** with another man, there is no such thing as a bisexual guy.

Once a guy has a ***** in him, he's gay.

 
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emkay64

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I went through an experimental phase in college where I dated a bisexual guy. He was nice enough, but he liked to cuddle waayyyyyy too much for my taste and I never did let him "go all the way".
I remember one night we had a hot and heavy make out session in his bed and afterwards we paged through some kind of "Better Homes and Gardens" magazine looking at curtains...lol! True story!

Poor Chi. :p
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The only experimental phase guys want to hear about is if you decided to take up carpet munching in college :D

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Unless the guy has not yet had *** with another man, there is no such thing as a bisexual guy.
Once a guy has a ***** in him, he's gay.
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That's the criteria, huh?

I don't think this guy had actually been with another guy. He just told me he considered himself to be "bisexual". Maybe he was just bi-curious?

Ehhh...I was only with him a couple of weeks anyway. ****, I can't even think of his name! Was it...Aaron? Yeah, Aaron.

The only experimental phase guys want to hear about is if you decided to take up carpet munching in college :D
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LOL! :D

 
RegisteredAndEducated

RegisteredAndEducated

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There are some really good ones on there. I must have spent an hour reading the other night.
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I am on page 139. I've read every single one so far. I keep going back to the first page when i see one i've seen before, means there are new ones!

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I'm too scared to start reading them because I'll get addicted!!!!

It's bad enough I show up here almost daily to see what you people are doing....I don't have room in my life for another mindless hobby! :p

 
RegisteredAndEducated

RegisteredAndEducated

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I'm too scared to start reading them because I'll get addicted!!!!
It's bad enough I show up here almost daily to see what you people are doing....I don't have room in my life for another mindless hobby! :p
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I'm saying.... I was a facebook gamer for a little while there... now i play like 20 minutes during work... the rest of the time i'm creeping here, 2tj, and fml... Then i go home and am mostly computer free!

 
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mercury

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I'm embarassed to tell ya'll how many places I have a need to check daily...

The thing that's really got me obsessed lately is a war going on between several mommy bloggers and their peanut galleries. I think to myself, "Geeze, ya'll are vicious and need to get lives."

...Then I realize that I'm watching their every move and checking in several times a day for new comments...

 
RegisteredAndEducated

RegisteredAndEducated

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Merc... you have been to the site!!!

Today, a car floated slowly into my lane from the left with no signal. She gazed at the right turn like it was going to kiss her. "What the fukk, lady?" I shouted, slamming on my brakes. Two seconds later I hear a tiny voice in my back seat, "What fut, YADY?!" My 22 month old son's first full sentence. FML
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ROFL!!

 
snafu

snafu

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I'm embarassed to tell ya'll how many places I have a need to check daily...
The thing that's really got me obsessed lately is a war going on between several mommy bloggers and their peanut galleries. I think to myself, "Geeze, ya'll are vicious and need to get lives."

...Then I realize that I'm watching their every move and checking in several times a day for new comments...
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What the ? I can't find anybody on Myspace, Facebook or Tweeter. Now I know the friends (mostly girls) would be all over these kinds of places. I can't seem to find a one. I thought I was computer guru but this is ******* me off! I wanna at least see how they are doing and how their live has turned out.

What am I doing wrong?

 
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