Former President: " How to save the Airlines"

[Go Mavz]

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.



Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues.



This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[THE TRUTH]

"Go Mavz" <GoMavz@GoMavz.com> wrote in message
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> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>
>
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
> the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
> atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
> country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
> saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
> charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
> tips, including lap dances and "special services."
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
>
>
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
>
> Sincerely,
> Adolph Hitler

Good idea but I take it that you'd rather look at Mike Ditka naked.

 

[Go Mavz]

"THE TRUTH" <Bustthole@Crawfordl.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Go Mavz" <GoMavz@GoMavz.com> wrote in message
> news:Zt_pi.4124$9A6.1719@trnddc01...
>> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
>>
>> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>>
>>
>>
>> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
>> What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>>
>> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
>> atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
>> country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>>
>> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
>> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
>> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20%
>> of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
>>
>> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
>> women. Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
>> industry would see record revenues.
>>
>>
>>
>> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
>> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>>
>> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
>> myself?
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Adolph Hitler
>
> Good idea but I take it that you'd rather look at Mike Ditka naked.


Come on, is it necessary to replace Clintons name with Hitler? ;-)

 

[Roger]

Your most serious and intelligent post yet.


"Go Mavz" <GoMavz@GoMavz.com> wrote in message
news:Zt_pi.4124$9A6.1719@trnddc01...
> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>
>
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
> the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
> atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
> country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
> saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
> charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
> tips, including lap dances and "special services."
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
>
>
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
>
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton
>

 

[Harold Burton]

In article <Zt_pi.4124$9A6.1719@trnddc01>,
"Go Mavz" <GoMavz@GoMavz.com> wrote:

> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>
>
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
> the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
> atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
> country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
> saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
> the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
> including lap dances and "special services."
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
> Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
> see record revenues.
>
>
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton



LOL!

 

[Patriot Games]

"Go Mavz" <GoMavz@GoMavz.com> wrote in message
news:Zt_pi.4124$9A6.1719@trnddc01...
> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
> the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
> atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
> country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
> saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
> charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
> tips, including lap dances and "special services."
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton

PG agrees. PG - Member of the Mile High Club, October 1968, TWA, with
numerous membership renewals.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar II]

"Patriot Games" <Patriot@America.com> wrote in message
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> "Go Mavz" <GoMavz@GoMavz.com> wrote in message
> news:Zt_pi.4124$9A6.1719@trnddc01...
>> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
>> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
>> place.
>> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
>> What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
>> loss?
>> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
>> "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
>> businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
>> naked women.
>> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
>> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
>> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
>> 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
>> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
>> women. Hija ckings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
>> industry would see record revenues.
>> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
>> golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
>> myself?
>> Sincerely,
>> Bill Clinton
>
> PG agrees. PG - Member of the Mile High Club, October 1968, TWA, with
> numerous membership renewals.

I hate to burst your bubble, PG, but solo doesn't count.

Have a nice day.