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Guest
Fox News Chief, Roger Ailes:
"We've become increasingly successful, and yet we've been increasingly
criticized," he said to the crowd about his company. "Sometimes for being
too pro-American. Sometimes we're too pro-Israel. Sometimes too
pro-democracy.
(WATCH FOR ROGER'S NEW BOOK, "WHEN FAKE NEWS OUTLETS CARE TOO MUCH")
"I've been quoted as saying, 'This is a great country.'
(I WAS WONDERING WHO SAID THAT FIRST, ROGER. DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU A ROYALTY
CHECK WHENEVER I SAY IT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRADEMARK IT LIKE "FAIR &
BALANCED". I FORGOT BTW, ROGER HOW DID THAT ONE WORK OUT?)
A lot of people are
trying to get in, nobody's trying to get out. The press is an essential
pillar of that democracy.
(TRUE, BUT WHAT DOES THE PRESS HAVE TO DO WITH FOX? STAY ON MESSAGE, PLEASE)
The press didn't invent democracy. Democracy
invented freedom of the press. So we will investigate anything and find the
truth, and report it, but we do not get up every morning, assuming that our
country is guilty. We just happen to like democracy."
(THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT, ROGER? SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE
GOING FOX=USA, USA=FOX. HATE FOX, HATE AMERICA, I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO FOX,
GOD BLESS FOX, O'ER THE LAND OF THE FOX AND THE HOME OF THE FOX, FOX IN
SOX, FOX IN A BOX.
KNOW SOMETHING, ROG? IF IT CAME TO THAT, A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BE TRYING TO
GET OUT.)
And he had some choice words for Democratic candidates who have decided not
to debate on Fox.
"The candidates that can't face Fox, can't face Al Qaeda," said Mr. Ailes.
"And that's what's coming."
FOX ALERT! CODE ORANGE!
Roger Ailes, so put him out of his misery. It's not the face you Fox, it's
the Fox you face.
"We've become increasingly successful, and yet we've been increasingly
criticized," he said to the crowd about his company. "Sometimes for being
too pro-American. Sometimes we're too pro-Israel. Sometimes too
pro-democracy.
(WATCH FOR ROGER'S NEW BOOK, "WHEN FAKE NEWS OUTLETS CARE TOO MUCH")
"I've been quoted as saying, 'This is a great country.'
(I WAS WONDERING WHO SAID THAT FIRST, ROGER. DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU A ROYALTY
CHECK WHENEVER I SAY IT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRADEMARK IT LIKE "FAIR &
BALANCED". I FORGOT BTW, ROGER HOW DID THAT ONE WORK OUT?)
A lot of people are
trying to get in, nobody's trying to get out. The press is an essential
pillar of that democracy.
(TRUE, BUT WHAT DOES THE PRESS HAVE TO DO WITH FOX? STAY ON MESSAGE, PLEASE)
The press didn't invent democracy. Democracy
invented freedom of the press. So we will investigate anything and find the
truth, and report it, but we do not get up every morning, assuming that our
country is guilty. We just happen to like democracy."
(THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT, ROGER? SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE
GOING FOX=USA, USA=FOX. HATE FOX, HATE AMERICA, I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO FOX,
GOD BLESS FOX, O'ER THE LAND OF THE FOX AND THE HOME OF THE FOX, FOX IN
SOX, FOX IN A BOX.
KNOW SOMETHING, ROG? IF IT CAME TO THAT, A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BE TRYING TO
GET OUT.)
And he had some choice words for Democratic candidates who have decided not
to debate on Fox.
"The candidates that can't face Fox, can't face Al Qaeda," said Mr. Ailes.
"And that's what's coming."
FOX ALERT! CODE ORANGE!
Roger Ailes, so put him out of his misery. It's not the face you Fox, it's
the Fox you face.