Guest the land surfer Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 freedom(we're so jealous of her) +++ dammit paris +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:48:35] +++ George Michael 'Freedom '90' +++ she wasnt in any fuckin fit state to know whether she ahd a licence or not get fuckin real +++ have u ever had th cameras follow u ? +++ i'm only a street entertainer but even i saw a coupel thpousand last saturday night shoved in my face just clickin +++ it's her money that shits us +++ i'm feelin it bad i apologise i get away with so much i'm licensed to kill fr fucks; sake and when i get caught drunk driving nuthing happens it;s in this diary +++ she got th whoel world condemming her +++ and i did slip her cousin out of a party where his friend had just been doen for drink driving +++ bugger +++ th injustice +++ wot i get away with and she cant +++ i kill ppl i dont like th cops even wear those kills no investigation +++ last time i got caught so drunk they forgot i was there ha da nice excuse then no kits left all left th scene here's yr license back u can go +++ three hundred dead tinnies empty bourbon cans in frnt of th bakc seat of th car and i go fuckin scot free +++ i'm sorry paris +++ fuck +++ i live in ned kelly country [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:54:11] +++ Machine Gun Fellatio 'Mouth' +++ and literally get away with murder +++ six yrs now who am i kidding they never touched me when i worked fr th gypsie carnival either +++ if those alligator shoes hadnt graced my limo leavin th groom's house after th reception i'd leave it alone +++ he was a wedding guest +++ makes him well family he been to our family do +++ xmas +++ drunk as as th diary goes +++ but fr all that he was juniors wedding guest +++ i pulled into juniors drive two saturday nights ago +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:57:26] +++ Kylie Minogue 'Slow' +++ bugger ever light in th house was on gday goin singin no i'll go bottom end of the valey of guts witchcotro shit u married a halfcaste girl +++ i played minder out th frnt pf th pub most of th reception along with my gay lady friend bouncer +++ jen +++ he picked a fight at th pub i;m not comin to his bbq and it wasnt wi one of us alright kuta lady +++ th whingin in th ether +++ mostly frm barbie girl +++ alright already she never did liek nickie +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:00:46] +++ Living Colour 'Love rears its ugly head' +++ ya think i yr jokin arent ya +++ catwoman is bad enough we walked in to th last gag frm th last comedian fr th night an entrance +++ i had to watch five outfits along with th other chicks we all went dancin afterwards care factor +++ my diary about to clock six yrs i droppin back six +++ but i was dating catwoman wot i call her page three model cow but i luv her when i started htis thing and slept at her place last saturday night +++ she nearly recovered enough to consider a dance floor +++ cant say th c word +++ wont +++ i just +++ we danced a little again whielwatchinth msucle cars [paraded by of course weparked across frm th lvi eband playin john butler trio good man +++ th perks +++ where was i ? barbie girl is cut +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:05:08] +++ Bob Marley And The Wailers '?' +++ J:\june\T-3431820-Bob Marley - Misty morning.mp3 +++ means she's upset +++ umm +++ i do get away with overmuch +++ sixty thousand kills a yr ouch +++ she walk out her door not to mention th fifteen thousand scurryin things in her path +++ can i get to th fuckin car without havin to heelstrike one +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:08:01] +++ Ween 'Voodoo Lady' +++ th only advantage of th papparazi is oen of em liable to cop th bullet intended fr me so fuckin jealous u smile but are u friendly ? i smile and pocket th fee +++ when i can retreat to my office +++ th hotel office? sorry deare +++ umm +++ tryin to help +++ there some injustice th oz aboriginal justice system investigating +++ pls forgive me +++ female half of th voodoo man not happy with th verdict in yr case money biass we think appealing to public sentiment +++ fair trial questions +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:11:51] +++ Pink Floyd 'Echoes' +++ if the echoes bug ya just yell at me a coupel of times +++ or bite at me in public never happened +++ my needle probes can bring on headaches soemtimes my apologies +++ my exwife suffered i was learning +++ which hotel ? +++ iknow th feling of sitting at th big desk of th hotel +++ got caught sittin there often enough +++ bastards made me eat my dinner on th managers desk i was sixteen +++ i'm th trainee manager on duty +++ he;s just watchin wot i do get fucked +++ its only ten stories but +++ th chicks on th frnt counter are comin back to ask me questions i got another promotion i'm too young +++ th bastard has goen to bed it;s my hotel fr th night i;m sixteen man i got int rouble ths morning for taking th old lady;s car to work thought i was doin th nigth shift finishing at eleven another asisstant manager burned out get fucked he was poached +++ i'm doin th graveyard shift +++ feet up on th managers desk havin dinner at oen am +++ i'm doin th job i get th perks u are mad +++ i gto in troubel at th nxt house maids party ya cant kee pverybody happy they keep ya running and everybody is askin ya questions +++ where's th money leaking out of this hotel +++ ah fuck d i get diplomatic or use wot iknow or bothmy uncles gave me hotel runnin instructions stall fr time +++ kuta lady;s old man has bought a pub shutup barbie girl +++ i walked out over a girlfriend i am seeing my girlfriend i was pullin twelve hr shifts and too young +++ still sixteen +++ i liked havin dinner in th restaurant and listening after th customers had adjourned to th cocktail bar +++ i'm safe frm em there +++ underage and i can always hide out in th penthouse i got a key +++ it aint finishe dbut we have th odd party in there +++ i had a honeymoon in that hotel +++ with lizard breath +++ breakfast upstairs and cause i worked there bloody good service +++ dusk was good +++ overlookin kuta mountain +++ smokin a durrie with one of th housemaids in th forbidden penthouse +++ i met th worlds biggest twins could only go up in lift wi one of em at a time +++ they couldnt walk far carried stools well their flunkies did +++ alf garnet hey +++ nxt time he stays here u go up wi him nah just his ego +++ used to not bein there soem of th things y hear and see +++ givin th workin girls five rooms on th bottom floor +++ well she sloped off fr a leak ten minutes ago and i'm it +++ dont put th noisy ones in room 105 th assistant manager asleep in th room above stop laughin +++ prick +++ th shifts he;s ben pulling it be liek waking th dead think shes gone to make sure he;s alive +++ dont know dont wanna know knwo too much +++ u have a good night too +++ i gto sick of runninf or th bus down th hill started catchin cabs near midnight runin fr th bus inth city i met too many weirdos +++ had enough of em frnt th counter i dont think so +++ are we jealosu as fuck of er course we are is there a person onth planet who could pu their own moeny jealosu y aside she can buy pretty much anythin she wants but happiness +++ and if she did buy that u'd disect it and probly kill it +++ like dianna th psychic jury still out on that one +++ [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:35:01] +++ Will Smith 'Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble' +++ .. .. .. [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:39:53] +++ Groove Armada 'My Friend' +++ now mellow out barbie girl but yeah it is unfair .. .. pirate jenny "black" 'the land surfer" +++ p.s. [song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:40:53] +++ I Want My 80's Box 'Oh Yeah - Yello' +++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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