Scotty B
New member
“James you stupid muffin ball, JAMES WAKE THE **** UP”
“HUH! What I was sleeping”
“No ****, mate you were talking again, something about Joe and May. I tell ya I wonder what goes through your head sometimes.”
“Well I’m sorry Paul, what am I supposed to do about it, there’s nothing that can be done about my talking.”
“Just shut up and let me sleep”
Paul and James are the best of mates. They have been friends ever since well forever. Their parents have known each other since high school and so it was natural for James and Paul to be friends to.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“Paul, I wish you would get a new alarm that one does my f*cking nut, every ****** morning same noise, BEEP BEEP BEEP”
“OH right and your sleep talking doesn’t **** me off every ****** night to”
“I never said that did I, you can change your alarm I can’t change my sleep talking”
“SHUT UP YOU TWO AND COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST”
“Yeah Breakfast I love your mum’s bacon and eggs”
“What ever Paul I know you want to get it on with ma mum”
“EW! No way dude that’s sick she is like my mum too ya know”
“So Paul, when are your parents coming back from Thailand?”
“I don’t really know Mrs. Locke, they never set a date to come back I think that’s the whole point of travelling I guess. I will be talking to them later on in the week so ill ask them”
“Don’t worry I was only asking, anyway you better get off, you will be late for school.”
James and Paul packed their bags and headed off to school.
“HUH! What I was sleeping”
“No ****, mate you were talking again, something about Joe and May. I tell ya I wonder what goes through your head sometimes.”
“Well I’m sorry Paul, what am I supposed to do about it, there’s nothing that can be done about my talking.”
“Just shut up and let me sleep”
Paul and James are the best of mates. They have been friends ever since well forever. Their parents have known each other since high school and so it was natural for James and Paul to be friends to.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“Paul, I wish you would get a new alarm that one does my f*cking nut, every ****** morning same noise, BEEP BEEP BEEP”
“OH right and your sleep talking doesn’t **** me off every ****** night to”
“I never said that did I, you can change your alarm I can’t change my sleep talking”
“SHUT UP YOU TWO AND COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST”
“Yeah Breakfast I love your mum’s bacon and eggs”
“What ever Paul I know you want to get it on with ma mum”
“EW! No way dude that’s sick she is like my mum too ya know”
“So Paul, when are your parents coming back from Thailand?”
“I don’t really know Mrs. Locke, they never set a date to come back I think that’s the whole point of travelling I guess. I will be talking to them later on in the week so ill ask them”
“Don’t worry I was only asking, anyway you better get off, you will be late for school.”
James and Paul packed their bags and headed off to school.