FROM THE BALLS OF MONTEZUMA ... (What's Up, Doc?)

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< WRONG TESTICLE CUT OFF
(Don't Worry. They'll Remove the Other One for Free)
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The worst has happened. A surgeon has screwed up again. The victim's
name has been removed to protect her privacy.
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< OH! THE HUMANITY!
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Nurse Ratchet, lying before you fully sedated and
naked is Hillary Rodham Cllinton who wants to be president. I'll bet
you've never assisted during an operation on a bigger celebrity.
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CHUBBY NURSE: You're right, Dr. Schmidt. It IS a crying shame that
we've got to remove one of her testicles . .. Her reddish balls are
absolutely gorgeous.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Scrotum_by_David_S...
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Well, let's get started, Nurse... Okay, now hand
me the meat cleaver over there, the one with the the fancy pearl
handle... Thanks! So you say it's the left one that she has to have
removed?
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CHUBBY NURSE Right.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Ohhh, my mistake! The RIGHT one..
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CHUBBY NURSE: NO! The left.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: So it IS the left one.
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CHUBBY NURSE: Right!
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"You f king idiot."
(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary Clinton to a state trooper
who was driving her to an event.)
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"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f king ass over here
and grab those bags!"
(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary Clinton to a
Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he
wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)
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"Get f ked! Get the f k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"
From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to
her Secret Service detail agents.)
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"Where is the G-damn f king flag? I want the G-damn f king flag up
every f king morning at f king sunrise."
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 -
Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day,
1991)
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"You sold out, you mother f ker! You sold out!"
From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at
a Democrat lawyer.
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"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was
obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular."
(Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief
her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.)
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"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have
learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter."
(TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function,
proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation
of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of
peace")
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"F k off! It's enough that I have to see you ****-kickers every day,
I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G damn job and keep
your mouth shut."
(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 -
Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her
with "Good morning."
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"Stay the f k back, stay the f k away from me! Don't come within
ten yards of me, or else! Just f king do as I say, Okay!!!?"
(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge,
Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service
detail.)
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"Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may
have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track,
we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're
going to have to take things away from you on behalf of the common
good."
(Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco;
SFGate.com 6/28/2004.)
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"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"
(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her
2000 Senate campaign)
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"Where's the miserable c ck sucker?"
(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 -
Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)
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"No matter what you think about the Iraq war, there is one thing we
can all agree on for the next days - we have to salute the courage
and
bravery of those who are risking their lives to vote and those brave
Iraqi and American soldiers fighting to protect their right to vote".
(Was posted on Hillary Clinton's senate.gov <http://senate.gov> web
site on 1/28/05)
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"Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo . . . I
need those sunglasses. We need to go back!"
(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One
helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)
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"A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting
the Constitution."
(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband;
20/20, ABC 6/8/2003.)
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"Son of a bitch."
(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher An , p. 259 - Hillary's
opinion of President George W. Bush when she found out he ecretly
visited Iraq just days before her highly publicized trip to Iraq)
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"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people
are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"
(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary
screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had
been invited to the Clinton White House)
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"I mean, you've got a conservative and rig ht-wing press presence with
really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum."
(C-Span, 1/19/1997 - Hillary complains about the mainstream media,
which are all conservatives in her opinion)
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"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f k her here!!"
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 -
Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive
female at an Arkansas political rally)
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"You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the
restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of
her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton (From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by
Peggy Noonan, p. 55)
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"You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your
friends."
(From the book "The Agenda" by Bob Woodward, ch. 14)
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"We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of the
great challenges facing all of us in the West.
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p.
119 - During her 1993 commencement address at the University of
Texas)
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"The only way to make a difference is to acquire power"
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p.
68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)
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"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of
choices.... Government has to make those choices for people."
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p.
20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive,
disastrous taxpayer-funded health care plan)
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"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe"
Hillary in 1996 From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by
Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 76 - Hi Hillary in 1996)
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