Funny Chester Quotes (well funny to me)

"I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else."

"Cyclefly is one of my favorite bands and their new record is one of the best I've heard in a long time. If you don't like it, you suck!"

"If you give everything about yourself up, then it kind of destroys the experience for yourself and it takes away a little bit of the mystery."

"All my bags specifically fit in a certain way really well, I can't have disorganized bags! And when I go grocery shopping, I'm the same way; boxed items like detergents have to be separated from the food, and then all cans go together, all meats go together, and therefore it's easier to unload when you get home. You see people tossing whatever they grab first into the bag. Not with me. It has to be done a specific way every time."

"It was nice smelling all of you."

"When I retire from music, I actually plan to become a professional wrestler. I'm going to be the smallest professional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the sugar brothers. My professional move which takes down everybody is, I just run around in circles until that, ya know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because I'm too small and I run. See and that's how I'm gonna take the championship that way."

"The rule in music land is never doody in the bus and never doody in the RV."

"I don't think you should ever be ashamed or afraid of who you are, or anything that's happened to you. Life is good, man. You can either feel like a victim all the time, or you can get off your ass and do what you want to do."

"Everyday when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'must become an action figure, must become an action figure.'"

"We’re just happy to be playing. Plus there's only room for one asshole in the band, and that's me!"

"Oh my GOD I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die EWWWE!"

"Shutup or I'll sit on your head!"

"Ok so after you basically Run Away, you find yourself alone...By Yourself, and then.. In The End your trying to find a Place For Your Head and you've...Forgotten!"

"Move over, guys. Make room for Avril Lavigne, she's a big star. We're only a little rock band."

"The songs can relate to anybody's situation. Like in One Step Closer there's nothing in my life that drives me the 'the edge' ...except trying to write the lyrics."

"Not only that, but I can't sleep anywhere, but on the fuckin' bus! I need to buy a bus and park it in front of my house, so that when I go home at night when I go to bed, I just go to the bus, or I need to install a half of a bus in my room, with bunks, so I can sleep in it."

"But after all that, here I am, yes I am on the internet after all of this time, I'm hip, I'm with it, haha."

"PEACE! Peace, love and anarchy motherfuckers!"

"We only do it blingbling style."

"I don't wanna be the end of anybody's career, I hope everybody has a long and prosperous career but if we happen to be the band that comes in and knocks everybody out - I'd love that."

"This is where they keep the secret stash of peanut m&m's. shhhh. SHHHH!"

"Here's our lounge, since me and Mike, we dont have a place to work, this is the place we work. So basically, there's no fun to be had in here unless it's made by me and Mike."

"What's funny is that um...Linkin Park has become so huge that other celebrities have to sign an agreement just to talk to me."

"This is the fabulous place where we recorded Hybrid Theory and where we are we recording out second album which is called (snaps)..... I don't know."

"Alright...here's the deal. What's happening in this piece is very simple, over here on this side...you see that there is a very scared little kinda guy over there...wanna know why he's scared? Because this guy over here is trying to eat him."

"Not only that, but we don't even think about how many we're selling. We just focus on our shows and our fans. That's pretty much what we're about, just playing shows for our fans and getting out there and talking to as many of them as we can and hanging out with them. I think that's also a key to the reasons we're getting the success that we're getting so fast. The fact that we kind of have a real connection with our fans, and our fans are the best fans in the world. Don't mess with them."

"You live, you die and somewhere in between you'll have children."

"We have these really big scary guys who lay down the law, and if I sign multiple things for you, they'll yell at me, and beat me with big sticks and throw me in a closet."

"This isn't a fuckin pep rally!"

"We're not a bunch of goody-two shoes, but we do have responsibilities to ourselves and our families and the people in this group, and we respect that."

"I chew my fingernails a lot, I think that's my little nervous habit. That's one of my ways to relieve stress. If you see me chew my nails, I'm probably nervous about something."

"I was a geek who thought I was cool. I didn't hang out with a particular clique, but with different people from different cliques. I was a total nerd, trying to fit in. Luckily, I found music and that was my niche. That sorta took me out of my geekdom."

"I'm a total "sports whore". Whoever's doing the best becomes my favorite team! That way, I'm always in the "in" crowd."

lol.. cool.. interesing.. a little scary.. but funny... lol.... i'm kinda addicted to quotes.. i really like from

*Chesters*

I am the A**master

F*cker F*ck

I ordered a fraphachino where is my f*cking fraphachino

and some other ones.. lol.... there is only a few that you posted i'v never heard.. lol but they are funny!

Lmao, some awesome lines there

thanks for posting

"This isn't a fuckin pep rally!"

"Oh my GOD I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die EWWWE!"

"It was nice smelling all of you."

"PEACE! Peace, love and anarchy motherfuckers!"

"We only do it blingbling style."

"Everyday when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'must become an action figure, must become an action figure.'"

Ahahahahahaha,OMG, to much...**heavy breathing**...soooo funny!!!

whehehe lol i love those quotes!

especially: shut up or i'll sit on your head

thnx

LOL. I enjoyed the spider one.

Thanks for sharing

My favorite one has to be: I get an hard on when fans sing along so I have an erection for the whole show.

GOD, the thought only wanna make me scream my lungs ot.

xxxxxx The Tester

yeah i agree lol I'd probably try to see if thats true when i go to one of their concerts...

what a funny guy, my favourite is:

"Ok so after you basically Run Away, you find yourself alone...By Yourself, and then.. In The End your trying to find a Place For Your Head and you've...Forgotten!"

and also

"How much dedication do i have, huh? Huh?! HUH?!"