SoNyaThEBiTcH Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 wtf going through some medicaid cards today at work, we have the HOTTEST NAMES!!!!! yea...right...stupid high parents must have came up with these Naytasha Sherlonda Vai Jayshaen Heaven Lorisha Lorasha....yes those are twins... Starazia Lavayette Rakima Lakonda Shakia Jesus people learn how to spell, and name your kids like humans, not dogs..we have the pet names Precious KiKi Bubba Buddy Lola WOw.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 They can't help it. Most people of Medicaid are stupid!! Why do you think the majority of these people are on it in the first place?? I will say I am on Medicaid. I am pregnant and my employers REFUSED to give me medical insurance. So there is always an exception to the rule. And I definitely will not be using a name like that for my baby! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I hate the following names, in no particular order... Tyler Taylor Troy Todd Dillon Dylan Collin Troy Trevor Wade Quaid Quade Justin Dustin Austin Logan Kevin et. al. Whatever happened to real names? Like William or Wayne or Hank or John? As a society have we become so bored that even our names, family names, hereditarial names, etc have become tiresome or boring? My fist name is a family name, and if I ever have a son he'll inherit the name. It's a good strong, American name. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Oglethorpe Leiman T spinkwater Oscar Scagagotz Any name black people give to thier kids to sound african Richard (dick) sweat Captain wizzleteets whatever builders name is! lol Jesus.... lets leave that one alone out of respect... Herman Tataglia All hippie names like "sky clear-water" and "river mountain-breeze"... can't we leave SOMETHING for the indians... god... haven't we done enough? anything X eg.... Malcom X.... AIG X... planet X Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I hate the following names, in no particular order... Tyler Taylor Troy Todd Dillon Dylan Collin Troy Trevor Wade Quaid Quade Justin Dustin Austin Logan Kevin et. al. Whatever happened to real names? Like William or Wayne or Hank or John? As a society have we become so bored that even our names, family names, hereditarial names, etc have become tiresome or boring? My fist name is a family name, and if I ever have a son he'll inherit the name. It's a good strong, American name. I agree with this list, except add DAKOTA, and CODY to it. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Horatio and Poindexter are two odd names I have seen around. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Hmm... Let's examine this a little more closely shall we... Naytasha... sounds, um, yes, Black... Sherlonda... sounds, um, yes, Black... Vai... sounds, um, yes, Black... Jayshaen... sounds, um, yes, Black... Heaven... sounds like a hippie Love Child Lorisha... sounds, um, yes, Black... Lorasha....yes those are twins...... sounds, um, yes, Black... Starazia... sounds, um, yes, Black... Lavayette... sounds, um, yes, Black... Rakima... sounds, um, yes, Black... Lakonda... sounds, um, yes, Black... Shakia... sounds, um, yes, Black... Um, okay, so there is a truth in sterotypes... W.T.F.? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 wtf going through some medicaid cards today at work, we have the HOTTEST NAMES!!!!! yea...right...stupid high parents must have came up with these Naytasha Sherlonda Vai Jayshaen Heaven Lorisha Lorasha....yes those are twins... Starazia Lavayette Rakima Lakonda Shakia Jesus people learn how to spell, and name your kids like humans, not dogs..we have the pet names Precious KiKi Bubba Buddy Lola WOw.... Not to start a race war and all...But arent those pretty much exclusively black names? And if so, why exactly are you suprised? The "thug" culture is breeding this crap and the only thing to eradicate it is education... Now...i love and cherish some of my black friends (who, are in the thug culture and i would never say that to their face......)...but it is sadly true. I wish i could change it and mend their ways and protect their actual culture...but it seems uneducated seems to be the norm for the majority of this coummunity....I may like them as individuals, but i feel sorry for their lack of wanting to educate themselves passed their social lives... I actually read a bit about names in a book recently...quite facinating, and black/white names were one of the chapters. I highly recommend this book! Check it out...its no novel, but very interesting... http://www.freakonomics.com/ Oh and sonya....i appreciate the title of your thread "gay ass names".....trust me, my respect for you is three fold now.... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoNyaThEBiTcH Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 Lol, yes these name sare just downright retarded, how about the girl I work with, her name is MUFFIN, um yes I will be naming my kid cupcake? And my boss's name is HERBERT STUMPFT how depressing....Wow, no even some white names suck ass, how about Larry, Harry, Herb, Stu, Mason White as day, yet still discusting..but black have taken it OVER the top, maybe they are in the hospitols and drugged up on illegal drugs when there baby is born, or maybe its teenagers feeling guilty and hate because they should have ahd an abortion...So they want their kids to suffer...how about the baseball player...GAYLORD PERRY...and Berry, who the fuck would name their kid BERRY...come fucking on What ever happened to Josh, MIke PAul, John, Jake, Robert, Nick...you know the names we can actually Pronounce... Personally I hate my name, but everyone else loves it, so I will take the shithole name i received after "Sonja" the princess warrior... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHATEVER Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 wtf going through some medicaid cards today at work, we have the HOTTEST NAMES!!!!! yea...right...stupid high parents must have came up with these Naytasha Sherlonda Vai Jayshaen Heaven Lorisha Lorasha....yes those are twins... Starazia Lavayette Rakima Lakonda Shakia Jesus people learn how to spell, and name your kids like humans, not dogs..we have the pet names Precious KiKi Bubba Buddy Lola WOw.... LOL. I've heard worse.. like:- Iraq, Star, Princess, Patty, Gay,etc,etc - and these are names of non-colored people so don't try and drop all those on black people - all races have their tacky names. I personally prefer 'different' names to all those same-old, boring names like:- bobby,george,sally,james,joe,jane,BORING!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 No one will believe this but here it goes.... In third grade we had a girl in our class by this name.... Shetheed.....this is the way it was pronounced......to bad it wasn't spelled this way! The butthole parents spelled it... Shithead. These people should have invested in a rubber! Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 No one will believe this but here it goes.... In third grade we had a girl in our class by this name.... Shetheed.....this is the way it was pronounced......to bad it wasn't spelled this way! The butthole parents spelled it... Shithead. These people should have invested in a rubber! That name was used in the book i quoted.....(along with the names Winner and Loser) And sonja, that is actually a pretty cool name to be honest. I hated my name growing up but am quite fond of it now, Vito Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmoish Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Not to start a race war and all...But arent those pretty much exclusively black names? And if so, why exactly are you suprised? The "thug" culture is breeding this crap and the only thing to eradicate it is education... Now...i love and cherish some of my black friends (who, are in the thug culture and i would never say that to their face......)...but it is sadly true. I wish i could change it and mend their ways and protect their actual culture...but it seems uneducated seems to be the norm for the majority of this coummunity....I may like them as individuals, but i feel sorry for their lack of wanting to educate themselves passed their social lives... I actually read a bit about names in a book recently...quite facinating, and black/white names were one of the chapters. I highly recommend this book! Check it out...its no novel, but very interesting... http://www.freakonomics.com/ Oh and sonya....i appreciate the title of your thread "gay ass names".....trust me, my respect for you is three fold now.... Hello, my little Pop Tart. I recently read Freakonomics. It is a really good book. Pisses everyone off, which is always a good thing. My favorite (of late) name is one I heard while riding the subway in NYC. These two cute 15/16 year olds were talking and I was eavesdropping: Girl 1: When yo mama havin her baby? Girl 2: Pret soon. You know what she name her? Girl 1: No. Girl 2: Epiphany! I about spat my latte out when I heard that. Yes, the girls were cute but quite uneducated. Makes me kind of sad. Especially for Epiphany! As long as I'm here, I'll share my other favorites: Lavoris Nes-te-ah La Voiseier Pardonne Vaginal (no, I'm not kidding...this is the name of a woman that writes for a local LA paper...Vaginal Davis! Her mother should be shot.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 That name was used in the book i quoted.....(along with the names Winner and Loser) And sonja, that is actually a pretty cool name to be honest. I hated my name growing up but am quite fond of it now, Vito Hmmm... a big fat Italian man on the Sopranos is named Vito and in one episode he was found in a parking lot blowing a security guard. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Hmmm... a big fat Italian man on the Sopranos is named Vito and in one episode he was found in a parking lot blowing a security guard. No relation, i assure you! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Quite frankly I like the name Dante. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 No relation, i assure you! Well... of course not. The only other Vito I can think of, is Marlon Brando's potrayal of the Don Corleone in the Godfather. Vito was his given name... Vito Andolinni to be exact. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 The names of my future kids (Is in another life time - when I'll actually be crazy enough NOT to kill myself if I knock up some skank) 1. It 2. Chode 3. Sakoschitz 4. Gaylerd 5. Snatia ....proof that I LOVE KIDS Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 The names of my future kids (Is in another life time - when I'll actually be crazy enough NOT to kill myself if I knock up some skank) 1. It 2. Chode 3. Sakoschitz 4. Gaylerd 5. Snatia ....proof that I LOVE KIDS How about some good christian names? 1. Hellfire 2. Damnation 3. Pestlience 4. Scurvy Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Good Christain names? You forgot the following: Jesus (the dude who mows my lawn), Satan, Genesis (yes I've seen people with this name), Moses (his priest will part his ass cheeks like Moses parted the red sea) Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8_BALL Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 LOL. Those are all funny names. I personally hate these names Bertha- just sounds like puke Fiona- sounds like a high pitch annoyance Tonya- every tonya I've known was a slut Francesca- shoot yourself Olivia- I have rage thinking of this name I had a neighbor named "smokey bolts" no shit WTF were her parents thinking? I also had a friend named "doobie" again wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Good Christain names? You forgot the following: Jesus (the dude who mows my lawn), Satan, Genesis (yes I've seen people with this name), Moses (his priest will part his ass cheeks like Moses parted the red sea) I knew a stripper named Genesis. Hell of a dancer and made the best skillet fried corned beef hash from a can I have ever had. EVER. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 LOL. Those are all funny names. I personally hate these names Bertha- just sounds like puke Fiona- sounds like a high pitch annoyance Tonya- every tonya I've known was a slut Francesca- shoot yourself Olivia- I have rage thinking of this name I had a neighbor named "smokey bolts" no shit WTF were her parents thinking? I also had a friend named "doobie" again wtf Bertha was the name of my ex-wife's grandmother. She was the very pinnacle of integrity and scruples, but could drink a crew of sailor's under the table. Fiona... ehhh... horrible name. Tonya... every Tonya or Tanya I've ever known has been fat. Still I've bone a few. Fat chicks need love, too. Francesca... I knew a Frannie back in San Diego early 90's, she worked at a truckstop. Didn't stop me from tapping her. Olivia... don't know any Olivias. But did you hear what they found in Olivia Newton's john? Gomer's pile. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chartreusechick Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Trayquesha, Rasheeda, RaKiyah, Shtwanay, Quaniqua........almost seems like a competition of who can make up the most......__________ name. I dont even know what I should write in the blank. Names like these just leave me speechless sometimes. Quote I can blow great bugger bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Trayquesha, Rasheeda, RaKiyah, Shtwanay, Quaniqua........almost seems like a competition of who can make up the most......__________ name. I dont even know what I should write in the blank. Names like these just leave me speechless sometimes. You're from DC, you probably answer to one of those names. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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