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Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

 

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Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

 

ROLF!

 

Is someone a little cranky, this morning?

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ah

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On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~

 

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>

So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a bladder

control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

you thought she was hitting on you.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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Guest Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

<frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>

>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>

>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a bladder

>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>you thought she was hitting on you.

>

>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

pretty much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I

mean aisle 7 is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

 

Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

the managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>

>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>

>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a bladder

>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>

>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>

>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>pretty much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I

>mean aisle 7 is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>

>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>the managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

 

Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

 

The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Guest Tim Weaver

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>

>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>

>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

bladder

>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>

>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>

>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

pretty

>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean aisle 7

>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>

>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of the

>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>

> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>

> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

 

You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

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Guest Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

<tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>

>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>

>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>bladder

>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>

>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>

>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>pretty

>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean aisle 7

>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>

>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of the

>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>

>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>

>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>

>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

 

I know a lot about everything, actually.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Guest Tim Weaver

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>

>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>> just come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I

>>>>>> particularily attracted to women in diapers...and especially the

>>>>>> fuck not to some random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in

>>>>>> my age bracket. So I swear to your God, the next one of you I see

>>>>>> in Wal Mart pacing back and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be

>>>>>> on, tryin to "show off" yer overly diapered ass in a pair of near

>>>>>> see through white pants...yeah, I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm

>>>>>> gonna plaster them all the fuck across the web...so stop it, okay,

>>>>>> I'm not interested and I'm especially not interested in anyone who

>>>>>> would try and attract someone in such an overtly kooky manner.

>>>>>> That's not to say I would be completely opposed to dating an adult

>>>>>> baby girl, just that there are right ways to go about courting

>>>>>> someone and then there are wrong ways...and as far as my experience

>>>>>> even in the adult baby community that's considered the WRONG

>>>>>> fucking way.

>>>>>>

>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>bladder control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her

>>>>>Depends, and you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>

>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>

>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>pretty much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I

>>>>mean aisle 7 is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>

>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>the managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>

>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.j

>>> pg

>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.j

>>> pg

>>>

>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>

>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>

> I know a lot about everything, actually.

 

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"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

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On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 16:55:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

<tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>

>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>> just come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I

>>>>>>> particularily attracted to women in diapers...and especially the

>>>>>>> fuck not to some random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in

>>>>>>> my age bracket. So I swear to your God, the next one of you I see

>>>>>>> in Wal Mart pacing back and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be

>>>>>>> on, tryin to "show off" yer overly diapered ass in a pair of near

>>>>>>> see through white pants...yeah, I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm

>>>>>>> gonna plaster them all the fuck across the web...so stop it, okay,

>>>>>>> I'm not interested and I'm especially not interested in anyone who

>>>>>>> would try and attract someone in such an overtly kooky manner.

>>>>>>> That's not to say I would be completely opposed to dating an adult

>>>>>>> baby girl, just that there are right ways to go about courting

>>>>>>> someone and then there are wrong ways...and as far as my experience

>>>>>>> even in the adult baby community that's considered the WRONG

>>>>>>> fucking way.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>>bladder control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her

>>>>>>Depends, and you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>

>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>pretty much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I

>>>>>mean aisle 7 is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>

>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>the managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>

>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.j

>>>> pg

>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.j

>>>> pg

>>>>

>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>

>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>

>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>

>Are you God?

 

No, but one of my ex-girlfriend's moms was supposedly told by God that

I was the full embodiment of the anti-Christ...she apparently had a

direct link to God in her bedroom (via prayer)...she was kinda crazy

though. nods

 

--

 

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mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 16:55:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>

>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>> just come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I

>>>>>>>> particularily attracted to women in diapers...and especially the

>>>>>>>> fuck not to some random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in

>>>>>>>> my age bracket. So I swear to your God, the next one of you I see

>>>>>>>> in Wal Mart pacing back and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be

>>>>>>>> on, tryin to "show off" yer overly diapered ass in a pair of near

>>>>>>>> see through white pants...yeah, I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm

>>>>>>>> gonna plaster them all the fuck across the web...so stop it, okay,

>>>>>>>> I'm not interested and I'm especially not interested in anyone who

>>>>>>>> would try and attract someone in such an overtly kooky manner.

>>>>>>>> That's not to say I would be completely opposed to dating an adult

>>>>>>>> baby girl, just that there are right ways to go about courting

>>>>>>>> someone and then there are wrong ways...and as far as my experience

>>>>>>>> even in the adult baby community that's considered the WRONG

>>>>>>>> fucking way.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>>>bladder control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her

>>>>>>>Depends, and you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>>pretty much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I

>>>>>>mean aisle 7 is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>the managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>

>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>> http://www.backwater-

productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.j

>>>>> pg

>>>>> http://www.backwater-

productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.j

>>>>> pg

>>>>>

>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>

>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>

>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>

>>Are you God?

>

> No, but one of my ex-girlfriend's moms was supposedly told by God that

> I was the full embodiment of the anti-Christ...she apparently had a

> direct link to God in her bedroom (via prayer)...she was kinda crazy

> though. nods

 

She had a direct link to God. Of course, she was crazy.

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

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On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 19:36:22 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

<tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>

>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 16:55:54 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>>> just come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I

>>>>>>>>> particularily attracted to women in diapers...and especially the

>>>>>>>>> fuck not to some random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in

>>>>>>>>> my age bracket. So I swear to your God, the next one of you I see

>>>>>>>>> in Wal Mart pacing back and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be

>>>>>>>>> on, tryin to "show off" yer overly diapered ass in a pair of near

>>>>>>>>> see through white pants...yeah, I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm

>>>>>>>>> gonna plaster them all the fuck across the web...so stop it, okay,

>>>>>>>>> I'm not interested and I'm especially not interested in anyone who

>>>>>>>>> would try and attract someone in such an overtly kooky manner.

>>>>>>>>> That's not to say I would be completely opposed to dating an adult

>>>>>>>>> baby girl, just that there are right ways to go about courting

>>>>>>>>> someone and then there are wrong ways...and as far as my experience

>>>>>>>>> even in the adult baby community that's considered the WRONG

>>>>>>>>> fucking way.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>>>>bladder control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her

>>>>>>>>Depends, and you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>>>pretty much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I

>>>>>>>mean aisle 7 is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>>the managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>>> http://www.backwater-

>productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.j

>>>>>> pg

>>>>>> http://www.backwater-

>productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.j

>>>>>> pg

>>>>>>

>>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>>

>>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>>

>>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>>

>>>Are you God?

>>

>> No, but one of my ex-girlfriend's moms was supposedly told by God that

>> I was the full embodiment of the anti-Christ...she apparently had a

>> direct link to God in her bedroom (via prayer)...she was kinda crazy

>> though. nods

>

>She had a direct link to God. Of course, she was crazy.

 

"God" also told her to do a lot of strange things. Like one day "God"

told her she needed to quit her high paying job as a secretarial hooha

and go and get a job at the local 7-11. I believe that was about the

time that I stopped dating her daughter...it was just a little...too

weird for me. I had nightmares about the lady going psychotic and

trying to burn me alive for sleeping with her daughter. o_O

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>

>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>

>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>bladder

>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>

>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>

>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>pretty

>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean aisle 7

>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>

>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of the

>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>

>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>

>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>

>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>

> I know a lot about everything, actually.

 

Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

> --

>

> Onideus Mad Hatter

> mhm ? x ?

> http://www.backwater-productions.net

> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

>

>

> Hatter Quotes

> -------------

> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

>

> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

>

> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

> best."

>

> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

> with it."

>

> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>

> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>

> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

> bad."

>

> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>

> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>

> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

> of its relevancy."

>

> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>

> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>

> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

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Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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you run a grave risk of catching a terminal case of TEH GHEY.

 

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Archie Leach wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>

>

>

>

>

>

> In addition, dear lurkers, if you read too many of Hatter's poasts,

> you run a grave risk of catching a terminal case of TEH GHEY.

>

> HTH. HAND.

 

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> Archie Leach wrote:

> > Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> >

> >>Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

just

> >>come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

> >>attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

> >>random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket.

So

> >>I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing

back

> >>and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off"

yer

> >>overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white

pants...yeah,

> >>I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

> >>across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

> >>especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract

someone

> >>in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

> >>completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

> >>right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

> >>ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

> >>that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > In addition, dear lurkers, if you read too many of Hatter's poasts,

> > you run a grave risk of catching a terminal case of TEH GHEY.

> >

> > HTH. HAND.

>

> LORF! = Queer laugh!

> --

> ah

 

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On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

<evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>bladder

>>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>

>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>pretty

>>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean aisle 7

>>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>

>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of the

>>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>

>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>

>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>

>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>

>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>

>Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

 

Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman I

wouldn't let that happen regardless. Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way, but some of us have

standards.

 

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Onideus Mad Hatter, ye surly porpentine, what's the matter you

dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make

yourself a scab?, ye denounced:

> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>

>>["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>>On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>

>>wrote:

>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>> just

>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket.

>>>>>>>> So

>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing

>>>>>>>> back

>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off"

>>>>>>>> yer

>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white

>>>>>>>> pants...yeah,

>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract

>>>>>>>> someone

>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there

>>>>>>>> are

>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>bladder

>>>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends,

>>>>>>>and

>>>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>pretty

>>>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean

>>>>>>aisle 7

>>>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>the

>>>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>

>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>>

>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>

>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>

>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>

>>Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

>

> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman

 

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> I

> wouldn't let that happen regardless. Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way, but some of us have

> standards.

 

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On 2008-11-08, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

><evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>

>>["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>>On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll just

>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. So

>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing back

>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer

>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white pants...yeah,

>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract someone

>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there are

>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>bladder

>>>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, and

>>>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>pretty

>>>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean aisle 7

>>>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of the

>>>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>

>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>>

>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>

>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>

>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>

>>Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

>

> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman I

> wouldn't let that happen regardless.

 

LOL!!

> Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way,

 

Gentleman say "cunt"?

> but some of us have standards.

 

Expensive blowup dolls?

 

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On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:30:43 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

the following claims :

> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye surly porpentine, what's the matter you

> dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make

> yourself a scab?, ye denounced:

>

>> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

>> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>>

>>>["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>>>On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>

>>>wrote:

>>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>>> just

>>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket.

>>>>>>>>> So

>>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing

>>>>>>>>> back

>>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off"

>>>>>>>>> yer

>>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white

>>>>>>>>> pants...yeah,

>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract

>>>>>>>>> someone

>>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there

>>>>>>>>> are

>>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>bladder

>>>>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends,

>>>>>>>>and

>>>>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>pretty

>>>>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean

>>>>>>>aisle 7

>>>>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>>the

>>>>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>>>

>>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>>

>>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>>

>>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>>

>>>Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

>>

>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman

>

> Illiterate Autoflame Grade: A-

>

>> I

>> wouldn't let that happen regardless. Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

>> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way, but some of us have

>> standards.

>

> Translation: He only has sex with himself.

 

When he's rolling around in his diaper it feels like somwon else....

 

BUT ITS JUST THE WARM POO!!!!111111!!!!!

 

 

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On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:37:56 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

wrote:

>On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:30:43 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>the following claims :

>

>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye surly porpentine, what's the matter you

>> dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make

>> yourself a scab?, ye denounced:

>>

>>> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

>>> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>>["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>>>>On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>>>> just

>>>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket.

>>>>>>>>>> So

>>>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing

>>>>>>>>>> back

>>>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off"

>>>>>>>>>> yer

>>>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white

>>>>>>>>>> pants...yeah,

>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract

>>>>>>>>>> someone

>>>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there

>>>>>>>>>> are

>>>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>>bladder

>>>>>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends,

>>>>>>>>>and

>>>>>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>>pretty

>>>>>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean

>>>>>>>>aisle 7

>>>>>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>>>the

>>>>>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>>>

>>>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>>>

>>>>Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

>>>

>>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman

>>

>> Illiterate Autoflame Grade: A-

>>

>>> I

>>> wouldn't let that happen regardless. Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

>>> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way, but some of us have

>>> standards.

>>

>> Translation: He only has sex with himself.

>

>When he's rolling around in his diaper it feels like somwon else....

>

>BUT ITS JUST THE WARM POO!!!!111111!!!!!

 

You sick fuck jobs really do need to stop projecting your ass

fantasies on me.

 

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mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

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On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:30:43 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye surly porpentine, what's the matter you

>dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make

>yourself a scab?, ye denounced:

>

>> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

>> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>>

>>>["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>>>On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>

>>>wrote:

>>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>>><frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>>> just

>>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket.

>>>>>>>>> So

>>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing

>>>>>>>>> back

>>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off"

>>>>>>>>> yer

>>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white

>>>>>>>>> pants...yeah,

>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract

>>>>>>>>> someone

>>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there

>>>>>>>>> are

>>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>bladder

>>>>>>>>control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends,

>>>>>>>>and

>>>>>>>>you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>>since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>>and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>>bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>>fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>>said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>pretty

>>>>>>>much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean

>>>>>>>aisle 7

>>>>>>>is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>>number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>>this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>>wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>>to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>>large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>>much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>>with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>>like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>>you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>>the

>>>>>>>managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>>>

>>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>>

>>>>>You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>>

>>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>>

>>>Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

>>

>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman

>

>Il<COCK SLAP>

 

I'm sorry Kabitchy, but your post was reviewed and deemed: "too damn

stupid" to be worthy of any direct reply. Do feel free to rage and

froth and shit yourself in frustration for everyone's amusement.

 

--

 

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mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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On Sat, 8 Nov 2008 04:44:50 +0100 (CET), evul

<evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman I

>> wouldn't let that happen regardless.

>LOL!!

 

LOL!! It's funny because you have 7 different STDs! Either that or

you're still a virgin. Virgins always have this crazy, insane view of

sex, like it's some incredible holy grail, some life altering,

monumental experience that can compare to no other and that unless you

act like you're constantly having/wanting/craving sex then there

MUST be something wrong with you.

 

The truth is, sex isn't even remotely the magical fucking holy grail

of your entire life's pursuit that you imagine it to be. It's just

sex, it's really not that incredible, in fact yer first time is

usually pretty awkward (especially if its yer partner's first time as

well) and unlike in the movies, when you have sex in the REAL WORLD

it's pretty rare for both parties to climax at the exact same time.

 

It's okay though, you're still a virgin, so you obviously have no idea

at all what sex is all about, other than you believe it's something

you need to posture on about to random strangers on the Internet

>> Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

>> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way,

>Gentleman say "cunt"?

 

Gentlemen are getlemen to good looking women (and generally to most

women, unless they're just horribly fucking ugly). Gentlemen are

NOT required to be gentlemen to mouthy little fucksticks like you.

>> but some of us have standards.

>

>Expensive blowup dolls?

 

You consider your mom a blowup doll? Or does she have an inflation

fetish I'm not aware of?

 

--

 

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mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:37:56 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

> wrote:

>

>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:30:43 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>> the following claims :

>>

>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye surly porpentine, what's the matter you

>>> dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make

>>> yourself a scab?, ye denounced:

>>>

>>>> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul

>>>> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> ["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]

>>>>> On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth

>>>>>>>>> <frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll

>>>>>>>>>>> just

>>>>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily

>>>>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some

>>>>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket.

>>>>>>>>>>> So

>>>>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing

>>>>>>>>>>> back

>>>>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off"

>>>>>>>>>>> yer

>>>>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white

>>>>>>>>>>> pants...yeah,

>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck

>>>>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm

>>>>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract

>>>>>>>>>>> someone

>>>>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be

>>>>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there

>>>>>>>>>>> are

>>>>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong

>>>>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community

>>>>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a

>>>>>>> bladder

>>>>>>>>>> control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends,

>>>>>>>>>> and

>>>>>>>>>> you thought she was hitting on you.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>>> Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about

>>>>>>>>> since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests

>>>>>>>>> and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with

>>>>>>>>> bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the

>>>>>>>>> fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of

>>>>>>>>> said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin,

>>>>>>> pretty

>>>>>>>>> much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean

>>>>>>>>> aisle 7

>>>>>>>>> is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a

>>>>>>>>> number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like

>>>>>>>>> this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were

>>>>>>>>> wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had

>>>>>>>>> to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very

>>>>>>>>> large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so

>>>>>>>>> much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay

>>>>>>>>> with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid

>>>>>>>>> like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that

>>>>>>>>> you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of

>>>>>>>>> the

>>>>>>>>> managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience.

>>>>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google):

>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg

>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing

>>>>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it

>>>>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~

>>>>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome.

>>>>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone.

>>>>>>> You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed.

>>>>>> I know a lot about everything, actually.

>>>>> Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date.

>>>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman

>>> Illiterate Autoflame Grade: A-

>>>

>>>> I

>>>> wouldn't let that happen regardless. Maybe you enjoy sleeping around

>>>> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way, but some of us have

>>>> standards.

>>> Translation: He only has sex with himself.

>> When he's rolling around in his diaper it feels like somwon else....

>>

>> BUT ITS JUST THE WARM POO!!!!111111!!!!!

>

> You sick fuck jobs really do need to stop projecting your ass

> fantasies on me.

>

I have a fertile imagination.

YOU have a fertile biomass in your pants.

 

FYI

 

NP:techno4ever

 

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sat, 8 Nov 2008 04:44:50 +0100 (CET), evul

> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote:

>

>>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman I

>>> wouldn't let that happen regardless.

>

>> LOL!!

>

> LOL!! It's funny because you have 7 different STDs! Either that or

> you're still a virgin. Virgins always have this crazy, insane view of

> sex, like it's some incredible holy grail, some life altering,

> monumental experience that can compare to no other and that unless you

> act like you're constantly having/wanting/craving sex then there

> MUST be something wrong with you.

>

> The truth is, sex isn't even remotely the magical fucking holy grail

> of your entire life's pursuit that you imagine it to be. It's just

> sex, it's really not that incredible,

 

Says the smelly cart pusher at MallWart :)

 

ROTFLMAO!

But since you can only attract the bag ladies that hang around out back....

entirely understandable.

 

 

 

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