smutt butt
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I know she was weird but something about her made me like her. I guess i will never get my Charlize Theron, Anna Nichol, Rachael Ray, Paris Hilton *** fest now.
Goodbye Anna :(
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tiredofwhiners
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Thats a freaky *** fest you had lined up.
smutt butt
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If i was a woman who looked like that i would find me a rich ol fart too
I loved that big ***.
TOW, it would take several mops and buckets to clean up afterwards.
RoyalOrleans
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Elton John just rewrote the lyrics to Candle In The Wind in honor of Anna Nicole Smith's death. Here's the famous chorus of that song reinvented...
And it seems to me
you once had a big ol' fat ***
and your DNA is that of trailer park trash
Glad I never knew you
but in the case I ever did
I'd *** on your face and slap your depressed kid.
And it seems to me
you once had a big ol' fat ***
and your DNA is that of trailer park trash
Glad I never knew you
but in the case I ever did
I'd *** on your face and slap your depressed kid.
RoyalOrleans
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TOW... is that user title in reference to this week's episode of My Name Is Earl?
Outlaw2747
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Anna Nicole Smith...
WHAT THE **** IS SO GREAT ABOUT ANNA NICOLE SMITH!?!
WHAT THE **** IS SO GREAT ABOUT ANNA NICOLE SMITH!?!
Komrade Vostok Hazard
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One simple question:
Anna Who?
Anna Who?
RoyalOrleans
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Her death.
That's right, I said it. She was a ******* embarrassment of a human being.
Outlaw2747
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Good point. Though I am sure alot of celebrities fit that title perfectly. She just so happened to be the drunken **** type. Unless I am missing anything else.
phreakwars
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I'm sorry, but I also never liked Anna.
I saw her first Playboy spread years ago when she first did it... all I could think was... ewww, she is NOT HOT. I mean, sure she had big *******, but big deal. She had buck *** teeth, an annoying voice, and she was something I absolutely loathe... she was genuinely stupid.
Why must ******** even THINK of comparing this ***** to Marylin Monroe ?
Just because one can be photographed in a dress similar to one worn by MM does not make them anything like MM.
Not that I am a big MM fan either...
But I'll at least give the ***** credit for pretending to be a bimbo to make a quick buck... Anna, by huge contrast, didn't need to try.
She couldn't act or sing or dance or do anything basically.
Who the **** gave her, her own reality show ?? I think it was the same idiots who gave us queer eye for the straight guy.
Anna is one of the reasons I rarely watch television anymore.
You know what really grossed me out about that ***** ??
As she turned into a heffer, she still thought she looked hot.
I have news for those who think she looked good fat too.
I can show you where TONS of Fat Anna look alikes can be found... they even have the same brain capacity... You can find these whores in a little town called Schuyler Nebraska...
Don't place your bets on catching one of these fattys though... you will usually see them attached to a 5'3" Mexican packing house worker.
And then the nasty ***** went and lost all that weight... wasn't it like 69 lbs in 6 months or some **** like that ??
******* tweeker... TRIM SPA my ***.
Oh I will admit, she did look much better with all the weight off, but lets get real.. she kept herself REAL REAL tan and used lots of makeup.
I have a knack for seeing threw makeup, and I saw a nasty bucktooth stupid ***** underneath it all.
Yes, we will be tortured by the "HOW DID ANNA DIE" bullshit for quite a while, but I for one am happy... it means eventually when the **** dies down and the news find some other garbage to report on, that it will be the last ******* time I will ever have to see or hear of that ******* ***** named Anna Nicole Smith...... at least until her daughter grows up and becomes a ***** too.
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I saw her first Playboy spread years ago when she first did it... all I could think was... ewww, she is NOT HOT. I mean, sure she had big *******, but big deal. She had buck *** teeth, an annoying voice, and she was something I absolutely loathe... she was genuinely stupid.
Why must ******** even THINK of comparing this ***** to Marylin Monroe ?
Just because one can be photographed in a dress similar to one worn by MM does not make them anything like MM.
Not that I am a big MM fan either...
But I'll at least give the ***** credit for pretending to be a bimbo to make a quick buck... Anna, by huge contrast, didn't need to try.
She couldn't act or sing or dance or do anything basically.
Who the **** gave her, her own reality show ?? I think it was the same idiots who gave us queer eye for the straight guy.
Anna is one of the reasons I rarely watch television anymore.
You know what really grossed me out about that ***** ??
As she turned into a heffer, she still thought she looked hot.
I have news for those who think she looked good fat too.
I can show you where TONS of Fat Anna look alikes can be found... they even have the same brain capacity... You can find these whores in a little town called Schuyler Nebraska...
Don't place your bets on catching one of these fattys though... you will usually see them attached to a 5'3" Mexican packing house worker.
And then the nasty ***** went and lost all that weight... wasn't it like 69 lbs in 6 months or some **** like that ??
******* tweeker... TRIM SPA my ***.
Oh I will admit, she did look much better with all the weight off, but lets get real.. she kept herself REAL REAL tan and used lots of makeup.
I have a knack for seeing threw makeup, and I saw a nasty bucktooth stupid ***** underneath it all.
Yes, we will be tortured by the "HOW DID ANNA DIE" bullshit for quite a while, but I for one am happy... it means eventually when the **** dies down and the news find some other garbage to report on, that it will be the last ******* time I will ever have to see or hear of that ******* ***** named Anna Nicole Smith...... at least until her daughter grows up and becomes a ***** too.
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Outlaw2747
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A rep worthy post. Most definitely.I'm sorry, but I also never liked Anna.
I saw her first Playboy spread years ago when she first did it... all I could think was... ewww, she is NOT HOT. I mean, sure she had big *******, but big deal. She had buck *** teeth, an annoying voice, and she was something I absolutely loathe... she was genuinely stupid.
Why must ******** even THINK of comparing this ***** to Marylin Monroe ?
Just because one can be photographed in a dress similar to one worn by MM does not make them anything like MM.
Not that I am a big MM fan either...
But I'll at least give the ***** credit for pretending to be a bimbo to make a quick buck... Anna, by huge contrast, didn't need to try.
She couldn't act or sing or dance or do anything basically.
Who the **** gave her, her own reality show ?? I think it was the same idiots who gave us queer eye for the straight guy.
Anna is one of the reasons I rarely watch television anymore.
You know what really grossed me out about that ***** ??
As she turned into a heffer, she still thought she looked hot.
I have news for those who think she looked good fat too.
I can show you where TONS of Fat Anna look alikes can be found... they even have the same brain capacity... You can find these whores in a little town called Schuyler Nebraska...
Don't place your bets on catching one of these fattys though... you will usually see them attached to a 5'3" Mexican packing house worker.
And then the nasty ***** went and lost all that weight... wasn't it like 69 lbs in 6 months or some **** like that ??
******* tweeker... TRIM SPA my ***.
Oh I will admit, she did look much better with all the weight off, but lets get real.. she kept herself REAL REAL tan and used lots of makeup.
I have a knack for seeing threw makeup, and I saw a nasty bucktooth stupid ***** underneath it all.
Yes, we will be tortured by the "HOW DID ANNA DIE" bullshit for quite a while, but I for one am happy... it means eventually when the **** dies down and the news find some other garbage to report on, that it will be the last ******* time I will ever have to see or hear of that ******* ***** named Anna Nicole Smith...... at least until her daughter grows up and becomes a ***** too.
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Jhony5
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HOLY ****! I thought I was the only one. My sentiments exactly. I've always found giant ****, whether fake or real, to be unattractive. Anytime I mention this to my friends they act like I'm all gay or something. It's not that I don't like tities. I guess giant **** remind me of utters. Bout the size of a grapefruit, no larger, is what I zero in on.
Anna Nicole was entirely unattractive to me.
1)To friggin tall.
2)Way to much make-up.
3)Cow sized tities.
4)Entirely unintelligent.
5)Goldigger.
6)Hard-drug addict.
Ya....shes a real catch.
RoyalOrleans
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I used to be a serious breastman, but I've recently become more of a legman. I'm 6'2" to 6'3" and for some reason, I'm liking leggy, tall women these days. Not the Goliath's Wife type, but the Cindy Crawfords and Christy Brinkleys of the world.
Not only was she unattractive, but her ******* were fake. A huge turn off in my opinion.
As I stated above, height is a non-issue with me. Make-up is, however, and I hate that ******* *****-plastered look. Cow sized **** should be relegated to short, stocky mobile home-wives. I can't be with someone who is smarter than me, but I can be with someone who is equally as smart. Golddiggers will have their own special place in ****. I dealt with my own drug addiction and I choose not mess with some coke/meth/etc addicted ****.
daddyholland
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Al Pacino -Scent of a Woman
OmegaManiac
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dunno, don't care. I would havestill let her suck and **** me if the oportunity had been there, but other than that just let dead ******* lie.