Happy Slapper gets Stomped

attention_whore

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First I'd better tell you about "happy slapping" just in case you have not heard of it.

Its something that school kids/teenagers/twentysomethings do for devilment in the UK. There will usually be a dozen or more of them - just so that they feel brave enough.

Next one of them will attack a passerby for no reason whatsoever. Meanwhile, another one will be filming the incident with a mobile phone, so that they can share it around and laugh about it later.

Well there is an incident on the front page of my local paper with a few photos too.

It had me rolling around laughing.

The dick head tells his mate he will attack the next person to leave the shop. So he does, he punches this guy. Big mistake. The dick head is about 18 and could not deliver a powerful blow if his life depended on it. The "victim" immediately returns fire with a bonecrusher. The last photo is of the arsehole laying flat out, bloodied and unconscious.

Next time he'll have to have his fun with smaller kids, or maybe an old lady perhaps.
 
Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia.

****wits...:rolleyes:
 
I have always found it hilarious when people commit crimes and film it for posterity AND the prosecution...Thats the funny part too me.
I guess its true that Crime makes you stupid....
 
Why doesn't it surprise me that stupid kids make up bullshit games like this? The amoeba got what he deserved.
 
Hugh G. Rekshun said:
Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia.

****wits...:rolleyes:

Next time you gotta do that Hugh, can you get it on video? There's surely some ****ers that would pay good money to see that. ;)
 
attention_whore said:
Its something that school kids/teenagers/twentysomethings do for devilment in the UK. There will usually be a dozen or more of them - just so that they feel brave enough.

Next one of them will attack a passerby for no reason whatsoever. Meanwhile, another one will be filming the incident with a mobile phone, so that they can share it around and laugh about it later.

This is where Fabian socialism has brought us.
 
Hugh G. Rekshun said:
Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia.

****wits...:rolleyes:

Um, eww...
 
Outlaw2747 said:
Why doesn't it surprise me that stupid kids make up bullshit games like this? The amoeba got what he deserved.
Amen to that! If that **** happened to me, I'd kick the **** out of the dumbass and then stomp his sorry ass into oblivion!
 
Hugh G. Rekshun said:
Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia.

****wits...:rolleyes:

I thought I was the only one who had done that! (my aunt was only 86 years old though)
 
Yeah that happened to me a couple of moths ago.


It was when i was coming out of the Garage (nightclub in glasgow).

Some wee scummy shite came up and just slapped me instead of hitting me so i layed into him quite heavily and the next thing i know the police are surrounding me and i get fined for a breach of the peace.

Justice was not served but ho hum at least i kicked the other guys **** in.
 
OTC said:
Yeah that happened to me a couple of moths ago.


It was when i was coming out of the Garage (nightclub in glasgow).

Some wee scummy shite came up and just slapped me instead of hitting me so i layed into him quite heavily and the next thing i know the police are surrounding me and i get fined for a breach of the peace.

Justice was not served but ho hum at least i kicked the other guys **** in.

I love it, maybe the little ******* will think twice before doing it again.

LOL@wee scummy shite...you guys have such a way of expressing yourselves.
 
Lethalfind said:
When I firt saw the title to this thread I thought 'slapper' meant slut as it normally does in UK slang...

Great title for a thread about the Duke Lacrosse rape allegation investigation.
 
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