K
Kelley Eidem
Guest
Poor Hillary. First, all those misogynist Democrat contenders for
President ganged up on her. Then a week later, a waitress she had
stiffed picked on her, too.
You'd think that after eating four eggs with all that protein, the
frail former first lady would be made of sterner stuff.
Who knew she couldn't give the waitress a single dollar because she
had a hole in her pocket. Sure that sounds like a silly excuse, but it
sure beats the "We left a $100 tip but we don't have a receipt for it"
baloney.
Yup, queen Hilary really did have two servings of eggs, two eggs with
each serving, plus some side starches to keep her thin ankles from
fading away completely. (ROFL!)
For a while she was using the story of the waitress in her stump
speeches. But after being exposed for the skinflint she is, she has
decided to carry a roll of quarters so that no future diner waitress
is left without a shiny coin.
President ganged up on her. Then a week later, a waitress she had
stiffed picked on her, too.
You'd think that after eating four eggs with all that protein, the
frail former first lady would be made of sterner stuff.
Who knew she couldn't give the waitress a single dollar because she
had a hole in her pocket. Sure that sounds like a silly excuse, but it
sure beats the "We left a $100 tip but we don't have a receipt for it"
baloney.
Yup, queen Hilary really did have two servings of eggs, two eggs with
each serving, plus some side starches to keep her thin ankles from
fading away completely. (ROFL!)
For a while she was using the story of the waitress in her stump
speeches. But after being exposed for the skinflint she is, she has
decided to carry a roll of quarters so that no future diner waitress
is left without a shiny coin.