Holy Family Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:40014B91.B1BF6DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > Rumble: Druken male cow.



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> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.



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> Bumble: Male cow with sore ****/***.



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> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.



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> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the words -



> or who stinks!.



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> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.


Grumble: Complaining bull.

Amble: Bull just walking along.

Scramble: Fast bull.

Compatible: Friendly bull.

Compatible: Electronic bull.

Humble: Bull with low self esteem.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4778A480.70E29322@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:



>



> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:40014B91.B1BF6DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > Rumble: Druken male cow.



> >



> > Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.



> >



> > Bumble: Male cow with sore ****/***.



> >



> > Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.



> >



> > Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the


words -


> > or who stinks!.



> >



> > Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.



>



> Grumble: Complaining bull.



>



> Amble: Bull just walking along.



>



> Scramble: Fast bull.



>



> Compatible: Friendly bull.



>



> Compatible: Electronic bull.



>



> Humble: Bull with low self esteem.


Send eem up to the fumarole up a volcano I mentioned years ago. He'll get

plenty of high sulphur steam up there!

 
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Tim Bruening

Guest
nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:40014B91.B1BF6DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > Rumble: Druken male cow.



>



> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.



>



> Bumble: Male cow with sore ****/***.



>



> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.



>



> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the words -



> or who stinks!.



>



> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.


Grumble: Complaining bull.

Amble: Bull just walking along.

Scramble: Fast bull.

Compatible: Friendly bull.

Compatible: Electronic bull.

Humble: Bull with low self esteem.

 
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