Homeland Invaded tonight

Slow night...so i figured since it hasnt hit your state news channel yet id give you the heads up

I dont want anyone to be alarmed....But my home was invaded tonight. Luckily Things were temporarly averted.

Their troops were out in numberd, well maybe out-sized...small soldiers...but out in massive numbers to say the least..

To give a short backstory......................I was out on my front stoop, having a quick smoke, yea im commiting suicide slowly because im a coward to do it out-right, minding my business...when suddenly the attack took place..

My neighbors were unphased and unaware, mind you, so apparently I had to arm myself and take action.

Their miniscule troops, must come from some unknown place where they are so short, were marching to and fro...bringing supplies here and there to get ready to invade....But they didnt notice me, puffing away. Suddenly i realized several aerial troops getting ready for take off. Luckily i had my orange flame thrower. Most of them were taken out before they could take flight. But thats when i wondered, 'why werent they taking flight to assault my little neighborhood'? One may never know.

I refrained from using bio-warfare...because it is wrong....yet widely accepted...Everyone i know uses it...and its even affordable!

Thats when i noticed, quite near me, that some tanks were out as well. Large, slow moving, and on a mission of their own. They were no match for the "footing" of my assault. They all perished...Every single one of them! Stopped dead in their tracks and their shiney carcasses just lying there...waiting to be salvaged (which im sure they will be by morning).

I figured the all clear was given...when one lone trooper decided to attack my own leg....he was practically climing it. Well a Karate chop endid that little troopers life...and all was well again....

A few more aeriel troopers burned by my B.I.C. flame thrower and they were crushed under my gay might!

My home is, temporarily, secured...but it wont be for long...They will be back tommorow..ready to take overy my home, my neighborhood...and playgrounds accross the nation......

Yes...This Ant colony will be destroyed. I may be a peacefull houshold..but im not against bio-warfare...and they will get the "raid"..so help me "god". As long as i have a smoke in my right hand and my BIC Lighter in the other...they shall never win...(at least not outside of the pillars of my porch)

Rest well, i have done my part agianst terrorism!

On a side note..apparently the Ant Soldiers know nothing of my "bee war" back in 86'.....They should know they cannot win...

Enjoy yourselves..becaus the night is secure!

PS...why do some ants have wings? They werent flying??!?!?!?!

You must take action against the infidel colony by using a WMD on them. Usually an m-80 or an artillary shell will make an excellent IED.

Death to all ants.

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You must take action against the infidel colony by using a WMD on them. Usually an m-80 or an artillary shell will make an excellent IED.

 

Death to all ants.

 

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And i quote the Iraqui Information minister

"We besieged them and killed most of them, and I think we will finish them soon."

they are doomed....My local country has a military base, called "Taruu' Valeau" where they carry bio-weaponry.....And my little country is ready to purchase

But just now(had another smoke) i realized i had an ally. They have made a web of destruction, and my friend......ill call him, Spider...is poised and ready to help me fight the infidels!

CNN has just sent pictures...unfortunately they werent national. I have the first picture of this war in my profile picture....

warning: it will be graphic to some!

You must take action against the infidel colony by using a WMD on them. Usually an m-80 or an artillary shell will make an excellent IED.

 

Death to all ants.

 

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This was ants all along!? lol