HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER OR HATE THEM, WHICH WAY IS IT CHRISTIAN NUTCASES?

Could you christian idiots please tell your ALL-KNOWING GOD TO MAKE UP HIS

GODDAMN MIND? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HONOR OUR FATHER AND MOTHER OR ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM? WHICH FUCKING WAY IS IT?

Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible

passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND SURPRISE)

Luke 14:26 (New International Version)

26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife

and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be

my disciple.

On Apr 21, 10:47 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible

passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND

SURPRISE)

Luke 14:26 (New International Version)

26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his

wife

and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he

cannot be

my disciple.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a fundy atheist bring this

up,

I'd make Donald Trump look like a skid row bum...

....wel,not really...

I was just doing what Jesus was doing,using hyperbole

(hy-PER-bo-lee),overstating matters to make a point.

It was a very common rhetorical technique in ancient

times,and still quite common today.

Try thinking of "hate" as "show no favor to".

As in "I show no favor to any sinner."

And I've heard it mentioned in church more than once.

On Apr 21, 10:47 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

> Could you christian idiots please tell your ALL-KNOWING GOD TO MAKE UP HIS

> GODDAMN MIND? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HONOR OUR FATHER AND MOTHER OR ARE WE

> SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM? WHICH FUCKING WAY IS IT?

> Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible

> passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND SURPRISE)

> Luke 14:26 (New International Version)

> 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife

> and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be

> my disciple.

And one month from now you will forget the response you have gotten

that clearly states what you don't yet understand.

Please consider why your conscience continues to have you post in

alt.bible and other religious newsgroups. Your heart is trying to tell

you something. If you honestly didn't believe, and didn't care to

believe, you wouldn't spend so much time in here trying to convince

yourself that you don't.

Praise the Lord!

"Snowman" <jkelley@zoomnet.net> wrote in message

news:1177214853.546479.257440@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...

> On Apr 21, 10:47 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

> wrote:

> Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible

> passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND

> SURPRISE)

> Luke 14:26 (New International Version)

> 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his

> wife

> and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he

> cannot be

> my disciple.

>

>

> If I had a dollar for every time I heard a fundy atheist bring this

> up,

> I'd make Donald Trump look like a skid row bum...

>

> ...wel,not really...

>

> I was just doing what Jesus was doing,using hyperbole

> (hy-PER-bo-lee),overstating matters to make a point.

> It was a very common rhetorical technique in ancient

> times,and still quite common today.

>

> Try thinking of "hate" as "show no favor to".

> As in "I show no favor to any sinner."

>

> And I've heard it mentioned in church more than once.

>

Is there a handy guide that tells me which bits of the Bible I'm allowed to

interpret and which ones have to be read exactly as written? It's a pity

God didn't add some smileys - would have made the job much easier.

"Gabriel" <gabriel_baptist@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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> On Apr 21, 10:47 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

> wrote:

>> Could you christian idiots please tell your ALL-KNOWING GOD TO MAKE UP

>> HIS

>> GODDAMN MIND? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HONOR OUR FATHER AND MOTHER OR ARE WE

>> SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM? WHICH FUCKING WAY IS IT?

>> Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible

>> passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND SURPRISE)

>> Luke 14:26 (New International Version)

>> 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his

>> wife

>> and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot

>> be

>> my disciple.

>

> And one month from now you will forget the response you have gotten

> that clearly states what you don't yet understand.

>

> Please consider why your conscience continues to have you post in

> alt.bible and other religious newsgroups. Your heart is trying to tell

> you something. If you honestly didn't believe, and didn't care to

> believe, you wouldn't spend so much time in here trying to convince

> yourself that you don't.

>

> Praise the Lord!

>

KILL THE LORD, hey, next time your bulshit sky pixie "writes" a book, could

you at least tell the ALL-POWERFUL jackass to write one that doesn't

CONSTANTLY contradict itself?

if the bible is god's word, then god is FUCKING MORON.

> Is there a handy guide that tells me which bits of the Bible I'm allowed

> to interpret and which ones have to be read exactly as written? It's a

> pity God didn't add some smileys - would have made the job much easier.

right, exactly, which parts of the bible are we supposed to take literally

as written, and which parts are open to interpretation?

if the bible is god's word, then god is a fucking idiot

Sucks to be ignorant like you.

Host.

"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message

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>

> Could you christian idiots please tell your ALL-KNOWING GOD TO MAKE UP HIS

> GODDAMN MIND? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HONOR OUR FATHER AND MOTHER OR ARE WE

> SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM? WHICH FUCKING WAY IS IT?

> Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible

> passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND SURPRISE)

> Luke 14:26 (New International Version)

> 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife

> and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be

> my disciple.

>

>

>

>

>

On Apr 22, 11:22 am, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

> KILL THE LORD, hey, next time your bulshit sky pixie "writes" a book, could

> you at least tell the ALL-POWERFUL jackass to write one that doesn't

> CONSTANTLY contradict itself?

>

> if the bible is god's word, then god is FUCKING MORON.- Hide quoted text -

Again: Please consider why your conscience continues to have you post

in alt.bible and other religious newsgroups. Your heart is trying to

tell you something. If you honestly didn't believe, and didn't care to

believe, you wouldn't spend so much time and negative energy in here

trying to convince yourself that you don't. Listen to your

conscience!

Praise the Lord!

> Praise the Lord!

kill the lord, death to the MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED

BASTARD christian god

here, I will make a deal with you.

when you religious nuts go back in your hole and shut the hell up forever

and quit trying to push your religious bullshit on everyone else, then I

will leave this newsgroup.

"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message

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> no explanation again for the crock of shit christian bible, huh?

>

Explanation?

People wrote it.

Just like any other book.

How about an explanation for why you spend every waking moment complaining

about something which "does not exist"?

Apparently God does exist, God motivates your every post.

Host.

On Apr 22, 4:44 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

> > Praise the Lord!

>

> kill the lord, death to the MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED

> BASTARD christian god

>

> here, I will make a deal with you.

> when you religious nuts go back in your hole and shut the hell up forever

> and quit trying to push your religious bullshit on everyone else, then I

> will leave this newsgroup.

Again: Please consider why your conscience continues to have you post

in alt.bible and other religious newsgroups. Your heart is trying to

tell you something. If you honestly didn't believe, and didn't care

to

believe, you wouldn't spend so much time and negative energy in here

trying to convince yourself that you don't. Listen to your

conscience!

Praise the Lord!

again, please consider, why you christian loons worship a MASS-MURDERING,

CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED BASTARD sick, sadistic fuck called the christian

god

here, let's compare body counts in the bible shall we?

Shall we compare body counts in the bible?

Let's see, the loving, caring christian god character drowned the whole

world, killed the firstborn of Egypt as well as its army after a devastating

series of plagues,

ordered and personally participated in the slaughter of countless

individuals during a genocidal rampage of his chosen people, fathered a

son specifically to be killed, and personally tortured a poor slob named

Job on a bet, and don't forget about demanding that Abraham MURDER his only

son.

The dreaded satan character did... Uhh... I don't know. I suppose he might

have killed someone at some point, but I'm not sure.

The satan character is a sweetheart compared to the evil monster character

called the christian god.

On Apr 23, 7:10 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

> again, please consider, why you christian loons worship a MASS-MURDERING,

> CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED BASTARD sick, sadistic fuck called the christian

> god

>

> here, let's compare body counts in the bible shall we?

>

> Shall we compare body counts in the bible?

>

> Let's see, the loving, caring christian god character drowned the whole

> world, killed the firstborn of Egypt as well as its army after a devastating

> series of plagues,

> ordered and personally participated in the slaughter of countless

> individuals during a genocidal rampage of his chosen people, fathered a

> son specifically to be killed, and personally tortured a poor slob named

> Job on a bet, and don't forget about demanding that Abraham MURDER his only

> son.

>

> The dreaded satan character did... Uhh... I don't know. I suppose he might

> have killed someone at some point, but I'm not sure.

Satan's the one that killed Job's relatives. Satan's the one that

introduced death and sin into the world. Satan's the one that fathered

all death in the world. Do you realize you have selective memory on

this topic?

And you think the body count so far is bad wait until the rapture. You

haven't seen anything yet. Jesus will come in judgment,

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate,

and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be

which go in thereat:

14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth

unto life, and few there be that find it.

Few there be that find it. Unfortunately, most people will face the

judgment of Jesus Christ, the wrath of God. We're talking billions of

people. And you'll get to meet Him face to face. Then you can see if

you're still brave enough to spew all this acidic hate towards him

that you do to all His believers. But at that point it will be too

late.

Mat 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart

from me, ye that work iniquity.

And his wrath upon you for your insane amount of blasphemy will be

heavy indeed.

But it's not too late yet. Repent, realize you are a sinner, call on

Jesus Christ to save you, acknowledging that he paid the punishment

for your sin, and he will still take you in. Does that sound like

hate to you?

Good luck. I'm sure the most you'll bother responding with is repeated

hate, of which I need to remind myself:

Mat 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye

your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and

turn again and rend you.

You have everything you need to know. You will be without excuse on

your day of judgment. I suggest you do some soul searching, friend.

Good luck!

"Gabriel" <gabriel_baptist@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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> On Apr 23, 7:10 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

> wrote:

>> again, please consider, why you christian loons worship a MASS-MURDERING,

>> CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED BASTARD sick, sadistic fuck called the

>> christian

>> god

>>

>> here, let's compare body counts in the bible shall we?

>>

>> Shall we compare body counts in the bible?

>>

>> Let's see, the loving, caring christian god character drowned the whole

>> world, killed the firstborn of Egypt as well as its army after a

>> devastating

>> series of plagues,

>> ordered and personally participated in the slaughter of countless

>> individuals during a genocidal rampage of his chosen people, fathered a

>> son specifically to be killed, and personally tortured a poor slob named

>> Job on a bet, and don't forget about demanding that Abraham MURDER his

>> only

>> son.

>>

>> The dreaded satan character did... Uhh... I don't know. I suppose he

>> might

>> have killed someone at some point, but I'm not sure.

>

> Satan's the one that killed Job's relatives. Satan's the one that

> introduced death and sin into the world. Satan's the one that fathered

> all death in the world. Do you realize you have selective memory on

> this topic?

and your all-loving god ALLOWED this to happen for what reason exactly?

why is your ALL-LOVING god allowing the "evil" satan to run amuck?

>

> And you think the body count so far is bad wait until the rapture. You

> haven't seen anything yet.

so, the ALL-LOVING christian god is going to COMMITT YET EVEN MORE MURDERS?

why does your god like to MURDER people so much?

On Apr 21, 9:07 pm, Snowman <jkel...@zoomnet.net> wrote:

> I was just doing what Jesus was doing,using hyperbole

> (hy-PER-bo-lee),overstating matters to make a point.

> It was a very common rhetorical technique in ancient

> times,and still quite common today.

>

> Try thinking of "hate" as "show no favor to".

> As in "I show no favor to any sinner."

So then it might be true that God hates fags?

Michael

On Apr 24, 6:32 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

> and your all-loving god ...

He's not "all-loving" in the mindless way that you expect that to

mean. This misconception keeps you from understanding.

> so, the ALL-LOVING christian god is going to COMMITT YET EVEN MORE MURDERS?

It's the second death. The death where you're cast into hell. You're

still alive and conscious. Another misconception that keeps you from

understanding.

SBHDYBH

Our time on Earth is but a blink of an eye compared with eternity. For people to have sinned and died on Earth in the Old Testament, is nothing in comparison to the free gift God granted to everyone - eternal life.

As for the Bible, which bits to read, which bits to interpret. Well, you need to read the whole thing. Try and experiment - pick up a book that you haven't read before. Open up a page, and read a couple of sentences. Now - would you go an start praising or insulting the book based on what you've read? Would you claim to know about it? Not if you're a reasonable person. You need to read the whole thing, and THEN you'll get how it fits together.

You'll realise that it isn't contradictory at all - despite the myth some people propogate. In fact it's beautifully written, and a rich tapestry of history, teaching and wisdom.

I too am pleased that God is active in your life, enough to drive you back here again and again, until hopefully the penny drops...