How I would stimulate the economy, By Phreakwars

[phreakwars]

My theory is, you could stimulate the economy by simply changing our yearly income tax filing date from April 15th to September 15th instead. Start our fiscal year in July. My reasoning....

September is the beginning of the cold season in America, at the same time, it is also the HOLIDAY season. Alot of retail outlets count on this time to boost sales, it's kind of hard to compete when people are trying to heat their homes at the same time... people are worried, and Christmas, doesn't look to be as bright as it would have like to have been.

It would ease the burden from consumers if they knew they were getting their refund checks at the same time that they need to start spending more money.

Overall I feel this would boost end of year sales and provide relief to struggling families.

.

.

 

[wez]

I'd quit printing money, disolve the federal reserve, and take the lumps of my forefathers so the children of the future don't have to live in slavery.

 

[wez]

And really, if ones smart, they don't get a tax refund. Why borrow your money to the government for 0% interest?

How about we declare a person must live within 50 miles of any and all businesses they own..

 

[snafu]

Yeah well we procrastinated this year and just now sent in our tax return. We?re gonna get a whole grand back. Big deal.

 

[eddo]

Yeah well we procrastinated this year and just now sent in our tax return. We?re gonna get a whole grand back. Big deal.

If you don't want it, I'll take it. ;p

 

[wez]

How about we ship eddo over to China and put his *** out on the street to turn tricks to help pay off our national debt?

 

[wez]

We should declare open season on rats in New York City and sell em to Cambodia and Vietnam.

 

[ImWithStupid]

We should declare open season on rats in New York City and sell em to Cambodia and Vietnam.

I think we should declare open season on the "rats" in Washington D.C., first.

 

[wez]

I think we should declare open season on the "rats" in Washington D.C., first.

Even better! Ya know, if we handed GB AWOL and 5 deferments Cheney over as a war criminals, left Saudi Arabia and stopped protecting the Royal Sloth, our national safety would skyrocket.. Lose 2 or thousands +? Think those two would take one for the team?

 

[ImWithStupid]

Even better! Ya know, if we handed GB AWOL and 5 deferments Cheney over as a war criminals, left Saudi Arabia and stopped protecting the Royal Sloth, our national safety would skyrocket.. Lose 2 or thousands +? Think those two would take one for the team?

OK wez. either you're drunk, high or something or I am. This is nothing but gibberish and names to me.

 

[wez]

OK wez. either you're drunk, high or something or I am. This is nothing but gibberish and names to me.

Hahahaha... you must be sh tfaced..

 

[ImWithStupid]

Since I'm appearantly faced, could someone translate this for me...

Even better! Ya know, if we handed GB AWOL and 5 deferments Cheney over as a war criminals, left Saudi Arabia and stopped protecting the Royal Sloth, our national safety would skyrocket.. Lose 2 or thousands +? Think those two would take one for the team?

 

[wez]

Since I'm appearantly faced, could someone translate this for me...

Sorry bud.. I'll translate for ya..

GB, whilst "serving" in the military, was AWOL much of the time from his post on some base for snotty, elite kids. Cheney got several deferments from the military in his youth.. Now they like to kick the worlds *** with other peoples kids just like daddy did. They invade sovereign countries based upon lies, killing sh tloads of human beings making them war criminals.

16 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi, like Bin Laden. They hate us because we are in their country and region of the world killing sh tloads of people for the last 20 years as well as protecting their Royal family, which they also hate because they are sloths who do their country no good for the average citizen, but can not get rid of them because we protect them.

If we handed over GB and Cheney as the war criminals that they are, got our *** out of the middle east and stopped killing sh tloads of people, and stopped protecting the Royal Family, it would greatly reduce, if not eliminate our risk of terrorism from more Saudis.

So, we could sacrifice those two and accomplish what those two are claiming they are trying to accomplish, but never will because they are lying sacks of sh t, rather than sacrifice thousands more of our nations children and possibly thousands of civilians in another attack.

And I asked, would those two take one for the team, or cry a river to anyone who would listen if asked to make the ultimate sacrifice for *** and country.

I'm guessing that would be a big no, and a river would be cried.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Then we hand over Bill Clinton, Madeline Albright, etc... for all those killed in Kosovo, Bosnia, etc... and this stimulates the US economy, how?

I thought that was the topic of this thread. I could be wrong.

 

[wez]

Then we had over Bill Clinton, Madeline Albright, etc... for all those killed in Kosovo, Bosnia, etc... and this stimulates the US economy, how?
I thought that was the topic of this thread. I could be wrong.

Less defense spending?.. Or less offense spending, I should say..Plus we could seize those two's assets and fix our roads. We could also hand over daddy for crimes against the people of Panama, throw Barbara in prison as a willing accomplice, and seize their assets as well. We could also eliminate the dept. of homeland insecurity, saving billions more. Be debt free in 5 years..

Ya know.. it's almost our duty as rational human beings. Americans clean up their own mess.

 

[snafu]

Sorry bud.. I'll translate for ya..

GB, whilst "serving" in the military, was AWOL much of the time from his post on some base for snotty, elite kids. Cheney got several deferments from the military in his youth.. Now they like to kick the worlds *** with other peoples kids just like daddy did. They invade sovereign countries based upon lies, killing sh loads of human beings making them war criminals.

16 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi, like Bin Laden. They hate us because we are in their country and region of the world killing sh loads of people for the last 20 years as well as protecting their Royal family, which they also hate because they are sloths who do their country no good for the average citizen, but can not get rid of them because we protect them.

If we handed over GB and Chaney as the war criminals that they are, got our *** out of the middle east and stopped killing sh loads of people, and stopped protecting the Royal Family, it would greatly reduce, if not eliminate our risk of terrorism from more Saudis.

So, we could sacrifice those two and accomplish what those two are claiming they are trying to accomplish, but never will because they are lying sacks of sh t, rather than sacrifice thousands more of our nations children and possibly thousands of civilians in another attack.

And I asked, would those two take one for the team, or cry a river to anyone who would listen if asked to make the ultimate sacrifice for *** and country.

I'm guessing that would be a big no, and a river would be cried.

So the only thing I got out of this that I agreed on was that 16 out of 19 hijackers were Saud's. Why hand over GB to the Saud's for war crimes? Hmmm...? After all wasn't it the Saud's the perpetrators? The Saud's ARE the ones that attacked us! Now if Bush had the Patton mentality and just went right to the root of the problem and thumped Saudi Arabia , what would you be saying now? Hmm.. primitive blah blah blah.. something to that effect. We had no business?

We have to abide by the U.N rules. Otherwise we are out there by ourselves. There was an instigation that went on about the Royal family but we went right for the attackers themselves being orchestrated by Bin Laden.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

We should declare open season on rats in New York City and sell em to Cambodia and Vietnam.

Rats are good eating in that part of the world.

Or...

Are you referring to Wall Street?

 

[wez]

Rats are good eating in that part of the world.
Or...

Are you referring to Wall Street?

I was talking about the actual rats.. but I think I like your idea too.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I was talking about the actual rats.. but I think I like your idea too.

Love them or hate them! Take them or leave them! Those rats do more for our economy by eight o'clock in the morning than the average American.