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How Will the Nick and Jessica Split Affect You?


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As of today, Thursday November 24th 2005: Thanksgiving Day. The Drunk Report says that Nick Lachay (La-shay or Lakey?) and Jessica Simpson have finally called it quits.

 

Nick & Jessica [Finally] No More!

 

GF, I want to know how this will affect your day to day life? I know I'm deeply disturbed about the whole ordeal.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I'm glad. Maybe I won't have to hear about it anymore now. And see her weird ass face with that ugly mouth plastered all over the front of magazine covers when I'm waiting in line at the grocery store.
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Haha, Im the lone voter..

 

Lol nah, actually I don't really care, but hey, I seriously am not surprised, and I wouldn't be surpised if Britney and Kevin split anytime soon either. The men in these celebrity relationships are usually prissy bitches and the women can't handle them...

Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
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Oh no some celebrity couple split! How will I ever go on?

 

Just do as I did, Komrade; become a Vegan, convert to the Kabbalah or Scientology, and smoke Dunhill Lights. This should help you through this horrible, horrendous turn of events.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Just do as I did, Komrade; become a Vegan, convert to the Kabbalah or Scientology, and smoke Dunhill Lights. This should help you through this horrible, horrendous turn of events.

 

LOL, I can see that in you RO...

does being a Vegen mean you can't eat pussy???

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Is it just me or does she look like a damned plastic doll in this picture?

 

As for how it will effect me, it won't besides the fact i'll have to put up with it on T.V. for the enxt few weeks. Other than that I really don't care.

 

Plastic or not, Jessica Simpson is still very do-able.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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That's a fact. She's hot but the one thing I don't like about her is her stupidity factor...let's face it, she's dumb as a brick.

 

A brick I'd like to lay! Nyuck! Nyuck! Heh heh! Growl growl! Ahhh... horseshit... forget it!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Plastic or not, Jessica Simpson is still very do-able.

 

She's about as do-able as a vat of battery acid. You might as well stick your dick in that because you will get the same result. :eek:

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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She's about as do-able as a vat of battery acid. You might as well stick your dick in that because you will get the same result. :eek:

 

My, my... Outlaw! I wouldn't have expected any less of a response.

 

I may stick my prick in it to hit it, but I'd have to split it and quit it.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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