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....but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

 

Blunt force psychological trauma is probably the best way to teach

parents to keep their idiot spawn off the fucking grid and nobody can

do that better than good 'ol Dolcett! ^__^

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>

The music is better than the video. But the cuts wern't syncronized in

any way with the beat.

At best its a 'C'.

> Blunt force psychological trauma is probably the best way to teach

> parents to keep their idiot spawn off the fucking grid and nobody can

> do that better than good 'ol Dolcett! ^__^

>

So now you're trolling youtube?

Go push some carts, 5l4v3 70 \/\/411m4r7.

 

 

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On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:03:26 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

>> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>>

>The music is better than the video. But the cuts wern't syncronized in

>any way with the beat.

>At best its a 'C'.

 

Actually everything is perfectly synchronized, it's likely you're

running a shit box that doesn't handle JewTube video very well, which

is why it doesn't synch...well, either that or you're an idiot.

 

The source is much better than the JewTube reencode anyway:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_video/Saving_Writer_Sumiregawa.avi

>> Blunt force psychological trauma is probably the best way to teach

>> parents to keep their idiot spawn off the fucking grid and nobody can

>> do that better than good 'ol Dolcett! ^__^

>So now you're trolling youtube?

>Go push some carts, 5l4v3 70 \/\/411m4r7.

 

Go blow a baby goat, pedo fur.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Guest Damaeus

Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> posted:

> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

 

What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

 

....I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley when you're armed with your Adobe

Audition software.

 

Damaeus

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Damaeus - Damon M.

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On Dec 29, 7:32?pm, Damaeus <no-m...@hotmail.invalid> wrote:

> Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> posted:

>

> > ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

> > unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>

> What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

 

Low standards.

 

Drew

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On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:32:35 -0600, Damaeus <no-mail@hotmail.invalid>

wrote:

>Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> posted:

>

>> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

>> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>

>What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

>

>...I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley when you're armed with your Adobe

>Audition software.

 

Read the comments below the video, Retard.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:40:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:32:35 -0600, Damaeus <no-mail@hotmail.invalid>

>wrote:

>

>>Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> posted:

>>

>>> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

>>> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>>

>>What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

>>

>>...I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley when you're armed with your Adobe

>>Audition software.

>

>Read the comments below the video, Retard.

>

 

As if we do more than gloss over what you post.

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

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On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:57:36 -0500, Hatchetmama

<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:40:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:32:35 -0600, Damaeus <no-mail@hotmail.invalid>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> posted:

>>>

>>>> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

>>>> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>>>

>>>What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

>>>

>>>...I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley when you're armed with your Adobe

>>>Audition software.

>>

>>Read the comments below the video, Retard.

>>

>

>As if we do more than gloss over what you post.

 

Well, for those of you who can't do much moar than drool a whole

lot...yeah, I suppose that is all the moar you can do. I mean, it's

not as if the retards liak yourself can actually READ without

someone holding your hand and sounding out all the "big words" for

you. Trust me though, I never expect much out of lessers liak you,

well, other than milking LULZ out of you anyway.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:02:21 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:57:36 -0500, Hatchetmama

><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:40:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:32:35 -0600, Damaeus <no-mail@hotmail.invalid>

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> posted:

>>>>

>>>>> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

>>>>> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>>>>

>>>>What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

>>>>

>>>>...I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley when you're armed with your Adobe

>>>>Audition software.

>>>

>>>Read the comments below the video, Retard.

>>>

>>

>>As if we do more than gloss over what you post.

>

>Well, for those of you who can't do much moar than drool a whole

>lot...yeah, I suppose that is all the moar you can do. I mean, it's

>not as if the retards liak yourself can actually READ without

>someone holding your hand and sounding out all the "big words" for

>you. Trust me though, I never expect much out of lessers liak you,

>well, other than milking LULZ out of you anyway.

>

Holy fuck, Diaperboi.

To think I was actually expecting something coherant?

No, I personally don't click on your links or normally read your posts

because of your usual <dickslap> type of response, but please rise to

the occasion.

Remember, I am the one with the Engineering Degree in Applied Sciences

from the place you wish you went.

Fuckhead.

back to the plonkpile for you.

 

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

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On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:09:31 -0500, Hatchetmama

<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:02:21 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:57:36 -0500, Hatchetmama

>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>>

>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:40:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:32:35 -0600, Damaeus <no-mail@hotmail.invalid>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Reading from news:alt.usenet.kooks,

>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> posted:

>>>>>

>>>>>> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online

>>>>>> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:

>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo

>>>>>

>>>>>What, you mixed an audio and video track together and that makes you evil?

>>>>>

>>>>>...I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley when you're armed with your Adobe

>>>>>Audition software.

>>>>

>>>>Read the comments below the video, Retard.

>>>>

>>>

>>>As if we do more than gloss over what you post.

>>

>>Well, for those of you who can't do much moar than drool a whole

>>lot...yeah, I suppose that is all the moar you can do. I mean, it's

>>not as if the retards liak yourself can actually READ without

>>someone holding your hand and sounding out all the "big words" for

>>you. Trust me though, I never expect much out of lessers liak you,

>>well, other than milking LULZ out of you anyway.

>Holy fu-COCK SLAP-

 

Yeah, don't care, sorry. shrugs Why is it always the opinion of

lessers that I somehow make my posts for them rather than for my

readership? snicker As if my readership gives fuck all as to

whether or not the retard I'm replying to even ever reads the posts.

Hell, this dumbfuck could go walk out and get hit by a bus today, not

liak me or any of my fans or idle readers are gonna give a shit.

 

Fuckin retards are always pretty high on themselves though, I suppose

it's necessary for them to keep up some form of delusional importance

though, to keep them from realizing how pathetic and inconsequential

they are, which would likely lead to them committing suicide.

 

On the other hand though that might not actually be such a bad thing.

In fact you could see it as a natural design of evolution. Basically

evolution used to use things like disease to weed out the lessers, but

ever since the advent of modern medicine, well, the weak and stupid

have been living long enough to reproduce which has been negatively

affecting our genetic pool. As such nature may be kicking in, using

depression to invoke suicide in those that are lessers as a way of

weeding them out of the populace. Basically if you're depressed it's

natures way of saying you're a worthless dead end. And of course, I

NEVER feel any form of depression. ^__^

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

 

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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