I am the King! I am the King!

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

http://cogito%20ergo%20sum.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

 

[fullauto]

Alle Hagel CES ! ! !

(All Hail CES)

36! WOW!

 

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

RPTFLMAO! That was great! I'll be giglling for hours.

 

[Lethalfind]

I hope your doing your best to replace the depleted fluids...

I, too will be laughing for hours...

 

[tizz]

So who gets to shave your hands everyday? And how do you type when you gotta be blind?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

CES... I'll hand it (Get it? Hardy-******-har!) to ya! Great job!

 

[sixes]

Alle Hagel CES ! ! !
(All Hail CES)

36! WOW!

Everytime someone breaks a record ,there is atleast 100 people in line to break it. LOL

 

[Lethalfind]

Everytime someone breaks a record ,there is atleast 100 people in line to break it. LOL

Give me 24 hours and a ***** and I'll give it a try.

 

[tizz]

I think if I ever kept count I could beat a few of the lazy *** men in this place

 

[Skaterdude409]

didnt that start to hurt?

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

didnt that start to hurt?

Nah...

It was like I didn't do it at all really.

Remember masturbation is our birthright as a living breathing creature, so don't be afraid or ashamed to do it. Enjoy the experience!

 

[scout]

Your fans would like to know, CES, just how is your eye sight?

Care to comment? (holds microphone up)......

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Your fans would like to know, CES, just how is your eye sight?Care to comment? (holds microphone up)......

My Mom Lied!

3 times a day everyday since I was 13 and I still see 20/20.

Funny though, I sure do have to shave my palms quite often though.

 

[sixes]

My Mom Lied!
3 times a day everyday since I was 13 and I still see 20/20.

Funny though, I sure do have to shave my palms quite often though.

LOL @ CES... sick bastid!

 

[Lethalfind]

My Mom Lied!
3 times a day everyday since I was 13 and I still see 20/20.

Funny though, I sure do have to shave my palms quite often though.

I bet having hairy palms adds a new sensation to the masturbation experience...

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I bet having hairy palms adds a new sensation to the masturbation experience...

Nah...I told you. I shave them! Baby smooth...