I eat the penises of gay vampires!!!

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Carl Dau

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I'm a vampire cannibal and I cut off and eat the ***** of gay

vampires.They are like little sausages and I really like the taste.

Can I eat yours, too???

 
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baxter

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On Dec 16, 12:06?pm, Carl Dau <lord_mel...@yahoo.com.ar> wrote:


> I'm a vampire cannibal and I cut off and eat the ***** of gay



> vampires.They are like little sausages and I really like the taste.



>



> Can I eat yours, too???


yeah, "gay" vampires. someone call the redundency police.

- bax

 
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SHOE THROWER

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We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

that baxter has exploded. Flight director confirms that:


>On Dec 16, 12:06?pm, Carl Dau <lord_mel...@yahoo.com.ar> wrote:



>> I'm a vampire cannibal and I cut off and eat the ***** of gay



>> vampires.They are like little sausages and I really like the taste.


I assume they all live in Vienna?


>> Can I eat yours, too???



>



>yeah, "gay" vampires. someone call the redundency police.


And the spell checker squadron. Besides, let's be proper here -- it's the

Department of Redundancy Police Department.

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meow a brimful of asha on a 45 meow

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- Melchett, in _Blackadder_

 
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Tim Weaver

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SHOE THROWER wrote:


> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics



> Officer that baxter has exploded. Flight director confirms that:



>



>>On Dec 16, 12:06?pm, Carl Dau <lord_mel...@yahoo.com.ar> wrote:



>>> I'm a vampire cannibal and I cut off and eat the ***** of gay



>>> vampires.They are like little sausages and I really like the taste.



>



> I assume they all live in Vienna?


That a pretty presumptive assumption there, isn't it Mr. Thrower of the

Shoe? And it certanly can't be true. Why would vampires just hang around

Vienna, knowing there is a company actively engaged in cutting off their

penises, putting them in cans with some sort of grease-like goo and selling

them to the mass public, just hang around waiting for the ***** whackers to

come along and whack off their penises?

<throws boot>


>>> Can I eat yours, too???



>>



>>yeah, "gay" vampires. someone call the redundency police.



>



> And the spell checker squadron. Besides, let's be proper here -- it's



> the Department of Redundancy Police Department.


And the spell checker squadron. Besides, let's be proper here -- it's

the Department of Redundancy Police Department.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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