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You lazy bitch!

 

You have nothing better to do than to study and make good grades. You should be ashamed of yourself. If I were your mom or dad, I'd take you over my knee and commence a whooping.

 

Your problem, as I see it, is that you have too many distractions. Television, internet, computer games, cellphones, et al. What you need to do is buckle down, straighten up, and fly right or the world will take a gigantic shit on you.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Typical Pom
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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For being such a stupid twat, I am putting you in the Idiot Box for the term of a year. This will represent the amount of time that you will be left behind if you don't crack them books and learn something.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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For being such a stupid twat, I am putting you in the Idiot Box for the term of a year. This will represent the amount of time that you will be left behind if you don't crack them books and learn something.

 

Damn RO, you need more than Rose to put you in a better mood these days.:p

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Poor Rose. Send her flowers for me.

 

As far as the twit who failed? Fuck you. Why bring your problems here? Thought we would care? You read the wrong message sweetheart. Go fuck yourself and die.

 

That would be some death eh?

 

Girl (fucking herself): "Omg this feels great!"

Girl: "OMG I'm gonna cum!!!"

Girl: (moans loudly) "UGHHHHH!!!!"

dies

 

Wonder if the forensics can solve this one...:eek:

 

Officer: "What do we have here?"

Detective: "It appears as if some dizzy ass bitch fucked herself and died. Judging by the vaginal fluid all over the place and this rather harsh message on the screen telling her to do so."

Officer: "Wow, what a dumb goddamn bitch."

 

Yes I was bored.:D

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Poor Rose. Send her flowers for me.

 

As far as the twit who failed? Fuck you. Why bring your problems here? Thought we would care? You read the wrong message sweetheart. Go fuck yourself and die.

Your attitude is so unhealthy.:rolleyes:

This is the um Rant forum right?

Listen bitch, i do not care if some ulgy bitch, like you cares or not about my problems, infact, not passing an exam is not a problem, it's just a set back.:eek:

And i can post anything i want.

 

 

 

 

It's not the lazzines, cos i aint lazy, Maybe i had some distraction, that's why i failed...tehehe.

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