I got a picture - of a dog?????

Tracker

Tracker

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How did I end of with a Golden Retreiver? Well I am flattered. I have to admit I have not had alot of time lately to check out all the options of this site. Too busy preparing the house for sale so I can move in with my friend. But however it happened - thank you. I love it! :) :)
 
phreakwars

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I usually will use word association and think of something that comes to mind... that how you got the dog, just like your profile pic.. Its Tracker Smurf... I know... I'm cheesy, but like I tell everyone... If you haven't picked an avatar/screen name after 25 posts, I'll assign you one...

If you don't like it.... CHANGE IT..

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phreakwars

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Doesn't give much. Guess that is your charm. Keep it up! Mystery is the ultimate aprodesiac (not sure if I spelled it right).
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It is spelled: aphrodisiac
As for me being mysterious, don't count on it, I've been online for almost 10 years now. So any research on me is not much of a mystery.

I would also like to take this time to point out, that if you for some reason have some sort of fascination with me that would lead to your arousal, well, you are in for a huge disappointment, I'm hung like a hamster.

My back needs to be shaved, and I'm quite sure that smell emanating by my chair is crotch rot from a lack of shower.

My breath smells of generic label cigarettes, and my underware could use a good change. My teeth are somewhat yellow from all the tar and my feet have huge calusus on them, but other then that, I'm pretty **** hot. I've been rating in the 7.3 - 7.6 range on HOTORNOT.COM but then, this has no impact on who I am as a person and I do not allow myself to be put into a category of socialistic conformity, in other words, I don't play hard to get, I play impossible to want.

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Vortex

Vortex

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It is spelled: aphrodisiac
As for me being mysterious, don't count on it, I've been online for almost 10 years now. So any research on me is not much of a mystery.

I would also like to take this time to point out, that if you for some reason have some sort of fascination with me that would lead to your arousal, well, you are in for a huge disappointment, I'm hung like a hamster.

My back needs to be shaved, and I'm quite sure that smell emanating by my chair is crotch rot from a lack of shower.

My breath smells of generic label cigarettes, and my underware could use a good change. My teeth are somewhat yellow from all the tar and my feet have huge calusus on them, but other then that, I'm pretty **** hot. I've been rating in the 7.3 - 7.6 range on HOTORNOT.COM but then, this has no impact on who I am as a person and I do not allow myself to be put into a category of socialistic conformity, in other words, I don't play hard to get, I play impossible to want.

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with that description you would be VERY popular in a leather bar....i dont frequent them..but at least you could get your **** sucked nightly :)

Not really a joke....but a funny commentary all the same

Phreaky for Presidenty!

 
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builder

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with that description you would be VERY popular in a leather bar....i dont frequent them..but at least you could get your **** sucked nightly :)
Not really a joke....but a funny commentary all the same

Phreaky for Presidency!
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Why not? As far as US presidents go, Phreakwars would not be a bad choice.

At least he calls a spade a ******' spade. :D

Do you think that much power would go to your head, Phreak? :confused:

 
Tracker

Tracker

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It is spelled: aphrodisiac
As for me being mysterious, don't count on it, I've been online for almost 10 years now. So any research on me is not much of a mystery.

I would also like to take this time to point out, that if you for some reason have some sort of fascination with me that would lead to your arousal, well, you are in for a huge disappointment, I'm hung like a hamster.

My back needs to be shaved, and I'm quite sure that smell emanating by my chair is crotch rot from a lack of shower.

My breath smells of generic label cigarettes, and my underware could use a good change. My teeth are somewhat yellow from all the tar and my feet have huge calusus on them, but other then that, I'm pretty **** hot. I've been rating in the 7.3 - 7.6 range on HOTORNOT.COM but then, this has no impact on who I am as a person and I do not allow myself to be put into a category of socialistic conformity, in other words, I don't play hard to get, I play impossible to want.

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10 years? I'm not an internet freak so no, never heard of you. I'm on vacation now, that is why I have the time to play around on the net. By the way, you know what they say about anybody belonging to the human race - we all like a challenge! As far as arousal - well hey the beaty of internet is that you can get high or whatever on words. Keep it up!

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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How did I end of with a Golden Retreiver? Well I am flattered. I have to admit I have not had alot of time lately to check out all the options of this site. Too busy preparing the house for sale so I can move in with my friend. But however it happened - thank you. I love it! :) :)
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That's not a golden retriever, you miserable wretch.

 
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