I see Dead peapel ...

digga neutrino <Jerk@ntlworld.com> wrote

> "I see dead people. lol lol lol"

my Dear, Hostpital Visits realy should stop at the point of mortallity,

as it Can be uhealthy building up a emotional bond with the reacently

deceased, especielly if this leads to fornicaition.

o i Know it is all too easily done; you Are in the Police Mortuary,

pretending you can identify sombody again, lifting a white sheet hear

or reading a toe-tag thear when - suddently - THEARE SHE IS ! the face

of the Girl of yoar dreams! perhaps even ALL of her if the Accident was

NOT too disfiguring !!

i Think we can All immagine the exitement of that moment, and the joy

of carrying her limp, lifeless form proudley over the threshold and

into Yoar marittal bed.

but! This is whear the probberlems start, my freand, for as you lie

together in the afterglow of copulaition you will notice some flys in

the bed and that - curiousley - her vaginer tastes of maggots.

this Is whear the rot starts in maney. maney realationships mister

Dagger. things may be Good for a long time but sooner or later you will

start to find her Conversaition boring, or perhaps bits of Her will

start breaking off during sex - thear can be maney, maney reasons for

breakdowns of this naiture but thear is shirley only one result and

that is a broken heart, especially as hers woanet be working anyway.

it Is much beter to stop seeing dead peapel and instead start seeing

ones who only SMELL dead.

thear are Maney wommen who smell this way i Can tell you, especielly if

you feed them the right things and teach them to fart, and althoug live

girls are moar choosy than corpses you Will find that ALL of yoars

frends will want to sleep with her when they realised she actuelly has

a pulse

..

but ! i am sory i Can NOT tell you no moar about faling in love with a

dead person wright now as i Have to visit the gravyard and see if my

girlfeand is thear yet ...

loaf Form yoar old freand 14

http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple