I shagged my best friend's wife

phreakwars

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I would hope you AT LEAST make sure she gives you head after ******* her in the ***. Don't wanna go home with **** all over your **** now do you ?? Better to make her clean the ******* mess... while your at it, invite her over to your house and make her clean that too.. :cool:

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de kannibaal

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I would hope you AT LEAST make sure she gives you head after ******* her in the ***. Don't wanna go home with **** all over your **** now do you ?? Better to make her clean the ******* mess... while your at it, invite her over to your house and make her clean that too.. :cool: .

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Now this is a man who has life figured out. Now she didn't suck my **** after the **** intrustions, but that's because she had to see to the bleeding. I told her to shove a tampax in there and I would see her in a few days.

Funny would be her husband asking her why she has a tampon in her ****. He would ask me about it, like "Is my wife normal putting tampax up her ***?" and I would say "Sure, my wife does it all the time."

Cleaning the house is a good idea but I like my wife to do it.

Guess my car could use a good wax job, but the neighbours might talk. **** it, I'll just start charging her, cash only. I expect a ******* gratuity.

 

Lethalfind

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Your all talk and no trousers my friend...you wouldn't and couldn't do half the things you are talking about. If you were, you would'nt have the time too come on here and rabbit on about it all.
 

de kannibaal

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Your all talk and no trousers my friend...you wouldn't and couldn't do half the things you are talking about. If you were, you would'nt have the time too come on here and rabbit on about it all.
You unfortunate and lonely old tart.

I rarely come here.

Dropping a post or two every 24 hours is not much of an inconvenience.

The shout log records sure show that you are not up to much offline however. Why not get down to your local divorcee meat market and find some punter to **** you.

Builder will be waiting patiently in the shoutbox to hear aobut it, trust me.

 

Lethalfind

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Funny, my life doesn't revolve around finding someone too sleep with...

Your a sad act...I say again, all talk, no trousers...

You come on here talking smack, the big man behind your computer, because the people who know you in real life, know better. Its alot easier to put on an act hiding, behind the big moniter...

 

de kannibaal

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Funny, my life doesn't revolve around finding someone too sleep with...
Of course not. First, you are always stuck in front of your PC and never venture outside. Second, not even a recently released convicted felon who had spent the last 30 years getting ****** up his ***, ******* other men up their *****, sucking off other men and swallowing their loads and vice versa, would show even the remotest interest in having a **** with you.

We know you don't get the occasional length, don't worry, we are all aware of what a lonely little life you suffer.

Your a sad act...I say again, all talk, no trousers...
I am not wearing trousers. I am too busy beating you about the head with my fleshy night stick and the trousers just get in the way.

You come on here talking smack, the big man behind your computer, because the people who know you in real life, know better. Its alot easier to put on an act hiding, behind the big moniter...
I am not talking smack doll, I am simply pointing out to others what a desperately lonely existence you have and how the only social gratification you can conjure up -between sessions on the couch with your psychiatrist lamenting on the betrayal of your husband getting the **** out of dodge and riding off into the sunset- is to spout ridiculous conjecture onto a website where everyone hates you.

Imagine, on an anonymous website you are even despised, not matter how much you try and grovel and ingratiate yourself.

What will make it even more comedic is how your kids will blame you for driving their father away and will never forgive you for the trauma they suffered having to live with a beaten down hausfrau that shamefully sat in front of her PC continuously instead of trying to raise them.

You should have left them out on the street to fend for themselves as underage hookers, the resultant scarring would be far less to be concerned about than living under the umbrella of your half-cocked careless parenting.

 

Lethalfind

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Your pathetic, nothing more and nothing less. You are a cliche'.

You are dreaming you could be the person you present here...

When in reality your trash.

 

de kannibaal

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Your pathetic, nothing more and nothing less. You are a cliche'.
You are dreaming you could be the person you present here...

When in reality your trash.
My, when you are blinded by anger it is a ****** comedy of errors watching you butcher the English language. Good *** woman, this is not even my mother tongue and I can articulate myself in a much higher manner than you could ever dream of.

Your pathetic, nothing more and nothing less.

So pathetic is the possessive is it? You almost put together a coherent sentence. Almost.

How can your children ever hope to enjoy any success in the world when their disillusioned mother leaves them to fend for themselves while she butchers her native tongue while she gets her *** -which resembles two raccoons fighting in a sack incidentally- kicked to the gates of **** and back by someone like me who is so obviously her superior?

I'll tell you what the clich

 

de kannibaal

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How self absorbed...you think I have been or are blinded by anger??
Not even close.
Excuse me slag, but you are vanquished and leashed by my choke chain now.

You will talk when I tell you to. Got it?

You better, or it will get even rougher for you.

 

builder

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Excuse me slag, but you are vanquished and leashed by my choke chain now.
You will talk when I tell you to. Got it?

You better, or it will get even rougher for you.
You're as threatening as a chihuaha in a teacup.

Buy some more MDMA, so you feel good about yourself again. ;)

 

de kannibaal

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You're as threatening as a chihuaha in a teacup.
Buy some more MDMA, so you feel good about yourself again. ;)
Listen to the whinging little Samoan eunuch, go spew your superlative blue collar tripe elsewhere, you mediocre proletarian lemming.

I always feel excellent, and when I read another one of your attempts at farting a post onto here I realize that I am truly an exquisite specimen and I shall never be relegated to mucking about grovelling and snivelling around the forums like you.

You dirty little man, with your filthy tools and uniform with your name embroidered on it, simply reprehensible you are.

 

de kannibaal

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You appear to be the one who burst onto the scene with tales of moral debauchery, infidelity, drug use, and vulgarity.
You stupid, stupid, stupid tart.

Your time in my thead will be ever so pleasant the moment that you have the epiphany that there is one set of standards and behaviour for me and one for the rest of the repugnant curs such as yourself that bay for my attention.

Lethallyblind wishes she could find some debauchery for herself but interestingly enough there is no lineup of eligible bachelors outsider her house looking to be the lucky punter that gets to give her a length.

You want vulgar? i'll give you vulgar you syphillitic slag, why don't you go get yourself a brazillian wax, douche that maggoty and malodourous organ that is commonly referred to as a ****, and I will find the most willing four legged creature to mount up on you and burst his ***** seam into your manky cooze.

 

Lethalfind

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You are so funny....

Maybe its my age...maybe its wisdom but I have no problem keeping my body from ruling my mind. Its a state that you MIGHT someday be lucky to acheive.

As far as you telling me when I can speak...ask everyone here. Nothing will stop me from saying how I feel, about whoever I feel it about.

Boredom with your repeated, sad bullshit will be the only thing that would stop me from answering your pathetic posts.

 

Phantom

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You stupid, stupid, stupid tart.
Your time in my thead will be ever so pleasant the moment that you have the epiphany that there is one set of standards and behaviour for me and one for the rest of the repugnant curs such as yourself that bay for my attention.

Lethallyblind wishes she could find some debauchery for herself but interestingly enough there is no lineup of eligible bachelors outsider her house looking to be the lucky punter that gets to give her a length.

You want vulgar? i'll give you vulgar you syphillitic slag, why don't you go get yourself a brazillian wax, douche that maggoty and malodourous organ that is commonly referred to as a ****, and I will find the most willing four legged creature to mount up on you and burst his ***** seam into your manky cooze.
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You want to debate? Let's debate! But if your capabilities are limited to tossing around juvenile slurs, let me know! I will properly engage you in an apt battle of the foul and puerile. Your call.

 
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