italiano_Pride Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I hate that goddamn cartoon with all I have, and today didn't help it much. First of all, let me give you a history on what i consider to be the decline of cartoons on the Nickelodeon network, as if it were an important topic, just keep with me people. Anything, and I mean, anything since 1999 has been pure shit for catoons. I'm 16, I grew up in the part of the cartoon industry where the Hanna Barbera cartoons were ending and new companies were emerging. I watched Rocko's Modern fucking Life, Ren and Fucking Stimpy, and Ana-fucking-maniacs, every chance I could. Then I turn 10 and this new shit comes around: Rocket Power, Spongebob, and some other cartoons that are to goddamned unimportant to remember. This pissed me off so I found refuge in, what else? Comedy Central and my favorite sport, hockey. I love hockey, stay with me, we're getting to the point! Hockey is my favorite sport. I was born in New York so i'm a Rangers fan. I am sitting there, watching the Rangers eat the goddamn Senators alive when I become aware of the fact that the remote control is no longer in my possesion. It is now in the hands of my nephew whom i've been watching (well, not really) for about 30 min. He turns the channel and what do I hear? "WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB, GONNA GIVE ME AN ANEYURISM, SQUAREPANTS!" Now me, not wanting to hurt the childs feelings, let him watch his show, walked into my bedroom and attempted to not get a pick axe and go to the post office. In short, fuck spongebob, fuck him in his absorbant, yellow, porous asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Oh he ain't that bad. Powerpuff Girls, now THAT'S bad. Spongebob grew on me. It's got a few simpson like characters. YA it is pure stupidity, but there is MUCH worse out there. Just be glad there is no Bratz cartoon, though i think a lot of men could get into that one. Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiano_Pride Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 Let's just send in the Punisher and wipe all the retarded fucking cartoons out before they start spreading again. Ah, I can see it now: "yeah, Frank, those are the people who killed your family, now go get 'em!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I will be honest, cartoons these days have gone to complete shit. They are just not funny at all, and they are just straight up dull. As for Spongebob, I really don't think he is that amazing or funny. If anything, I like the episodes with Plankton just because he is evil. Other than that, he is VERY overrated. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Plankton cracks me up with his computer wife HEHE hey it appeals to the preschool set. True cartoons are not as universal as the old ones were (road runner, ricochet rabbit) with hidden humor that made the adults want to sit and watch with the kids, but hey, who are they supposed to e for. now we have our own cartoons to watch on comedy central Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I like Mr. Crabs, he reminds me of my mother-in-law,... 100% greed. As for the Power Puff Girls, jesus, my daughter must have every type of fucking "BUBBLES" doll/figure ever made, in addition she has: Pillow, sheets, blanket, floor mat, wall border,curtains,alarm clock, lamp, Gameboy advance game, schoolbag, shoes, etc...etc...etc... etc.. it's obviously her favorite character. I don't mind sponge bob too much, but that stupid laugh of his is annoying as hell. And everytime I hear Patrick, I only see "WHAT HIS NAME" from "COACH" doing the voice. Don't really get into his character. But Mr. Crabs on the otherhand,,,, I strongly feel would be a great soulmate to my mother in law. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiano_Pride Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 You're mother in law and Mr. Crabs huh? Well, that would make one hell of a fetish video I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 What can I say. If my daughter wants to watch something on TV I make sure I know what it is and often sit down and watch and laugh with her. As an adult I think they are all annoying as hell, but as a parent i KNOW there is much worse out there that could be grabbing her attention. And DAMN PHREAK, you sound like you are in Power-puff HELL! HEHE I am on the verge of taking Timmy Turner off the line up because I have noticed my daughter developing a fresh mouth filled with Timmy phrases. I gave her a week to pick out things from the show she should not repeat without me pointing them out to her. that usually works. Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerroristHater Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I don Quote I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww. Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter. FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Spongebob is on right now LOL Jellyfish jelly episode HEHE Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Oh he ain't that bad. Powerpuff Girls, now THAT'S bad. Spongebob grew on me. It's got a few simpson like characters. YA it is pure stupidity, but there is MUCH worse out there. Just be glad there is no Bratz cartoon, though i think a lot of men could get into that one. Tizz, your worst nightmare is about to come true http://4kids.tv/bratz/ Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ya I know. There are a few previews for Bratz crap on my daughter's movies, but even she thinks they are ugly and stupid (or at least i brainwashed her to think it). She just likes the cat and one of the commercials. She knows they are not allowed on our property. I have sent kids home who brought bratz into my yard HEHE. I SERIOUSLY am disturbed by those little hoochies Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ya I know. There are a few previews for Bratz crap on my daughter's movies, but even she thinks they are ugly and stupid (or at least i brainwashed her to think it). She just likes the cat and one of the commercials. She knows they are not allowed on our property. I have sent kids home who brought bratz into my yard HEHE. I SERIOUSLY am disturbed by those little hoochies While I don't understand how they're hoochies (aren't they just dolls?) However, I do think they look like freaks. IT'S NOT NORMAL TO HAVE SLUGS FOR LIPS, NO NOSE AND EYES THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES. I've also sat through one or two episodes of the television series based on the damn things. Not a porno at all. But it is probably one of the stupidest shows I've ever seen Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Bratz should be renamed to "WHOREZ", they wouldn't have to change ANYTHING about them. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Bratz should be renamed to "WHOREZ", they wouldn't have to change ANYTHING about them. . . I don't think plastic dolls solicit sexual favors on street corners.... Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 the thought of my daughter playing with something that looks like it was modeled after a character on Jerry Springer skeeves me out. I can't handle it. At four years old no kid needs to see that. Those dolls are pornographic. the scariest thing about them is that if you look on the box it says they got some parents award. I would hate to meet THOSE parent. Nope those things are forever baned from my house! No ifs ands or buts. I would totally risk being my daughter's enemy over this one Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Man Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 "Bratz" is just lameass crapolla, like some of the junk on the tube these days. One of the better cartoons I like is "Loonatics Unleashed". But then, I also like the new version of "The Batman". What really pisses me off is the fact that these DUMBASSES cancel good shows like "Justice League", "Justice League Unlimited", and some good stuff from Japan!! :mad: Frippin' bastards. Quote I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugo Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 the thought of my daughter playing with something that looks like it was modeled after a character on Jerry Springer skeeves me out. I can't handle it. At four years old no kid needs to see that. Those dolls are pornographic. the scariest thing about them is that if you look on the box it says they got some parents award. I would hate to meet THOSE parent. Nope those things are forever baned from my house! No ifs ands or buts. I would totally risk being my daughter's enemy over this one The thought of someone as stupid as you having a child is quite disturbing. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Disturbing or not i am must be duing a hell of a job if my kid is any reflection of my parenting Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 she pretty much only watches movies. She gerts anoyed by commercials and prefers to watch her DVD's. I would rather if she is going to stare at the machine anyway, that it be a movie. She has a pretty good collection Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTC Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 she pretty much only watches movies. She gerts anoyed by commercials and prefers to watch her DVD's. I would rather if she is going to stare at the machine anyway, that it be a movie. She has a pretty good collection Well its only a good collection with apocalypse now in the mix. Quote I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "There's nothing like the smell of Napalm in the mornin'!" Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTC Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Or full metal jacket. "Do you suck dick boy!" Quote I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papabryant Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Sounds like a whole lotta people around here have issues. What happened? Everyone miss the Hong Kong Phooey marathon last weekend? ((shakes head and walks away)) Quote A Christian with a Bible is a nuisance to your comfortable level of non-belief. And a Christian with a brain cannot be as easily dismissed as you might be accustomed to. But a Christian with both is a dangerous thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Guess you did not, however. Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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