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I hate that goddamn cartoon with all I have, and today didn't help it much.

 

First of all, let me give you a history on what i consider to be the decline of cartoons on the Nickelodeon network, as if it were an important topic, just keep with me people.

 

Anything, and I mean, anything since 1999 has been pure shit for catoons. I'm 16, I grew up in the part of the cartoon industry where the Hanna Barbera cartoons were ending and new companies were emerging. I watched Rocko's Modern fucking Life, Ren and Fucking Stimpy, and Ana-fucking-maniacs, every chance I could. Then I turn 10 and this new shit comes around: Rocket Power, Spongebob, and some other cartoons that are to goddamned unimportant to remember. This pissed me off so I found refuge in, what else? Comedy Central and my favorite sport, hockey.

 

I love hockey, stay with me, we're getting to the point! Hockey is my favorite sport. I was born in New York so i'm a Rangers fan. I am sitting there, watching the Rangers eat the goddamn Senators alive when I become aware of the fact that the remote control is no longer in my possesion. It is now in the hands of my nephew whom i've been watching (well, not really) for about 30 min. He turns the channel and what do I hear? "WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB, GONNA GIVE ME AN ANEYURISM, SQUAREPANTS!" Now me, not wanting to hurt the childs feelings, let him watch his show, walked into my bedroom and attempted to not get a pick axe and go to the post office.

 

In short, fuck spongebob, fuck him in his absorbant, yellow, porous asshole.

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Oh he ain't that bad. Powerpuff Girls, now THAT'S bad. Spongebob grew on me. It's got a few simpson like characters. YA it is pure stupidity, but there is MUCH worse out there. Just be glad there is no Bratz cartoon, though i think a lot of men could get into that one.

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I will be honest, cartoons these days have gone to complete shit. They are just not funny at all, and they are just straight up dull. As for Spongebob, I really don't think he is that amazing or funny. If anything, I like the episodes with Plankton just because he is evil. Other than that, he is VERY overrated.

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Plankton cracks me up with his computer wife HEHE

 

hey it appeals to the preschool set. True cartoons are not as universal as the old ones were (road runner, ricochet rabbit) with hidden humor that made the adults want to sit and watch with the kids, but hey, who are they supposed to e for. now we have our own cartoons to watch on comedy central

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I like Mr. Crabs, he reminds me of my mother-in-law,... 100% greed.:rolleyes:

 

As for the Power Puff Girls, jesus, my daughter must have every type of fucking "BUBBLES" doll/figure ever made, in addition she has: Pillow, sheets, blanket, floor mat, wall border,curtains,alarm clock, lamp, Gameboy advance game, schoolbag, shoes, etc...etc...etc... etc.. it's obviously her favorite character.

 

I don't mind sponge bob too much, but that stupid laugh of his is annoying as hell. And everytime I hear Patrick, I only see "WHAT HIS NAME" from "COACH" doing the voice. Don't really get into his character.

 

But Mr. Crabs on the otherhand,,,, I strongly feel would be a great soulmate to my mother in law.

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What can I say. If my daughter wants to watch something on TV I make sure I know what it is and often sit down and watch and laugh with her. As an adult I think they are all annoying as hell, but as a parent i KNOW there is much worse out there that could be grabbing her attention.

 

And DAMN PHREAK, you sound like you are in Power-puff HELL! HEHE

 

I am on the verge of taking Timmy Turner off the line up because I have noticed my daughter developing a fresh mouth filled with Timmy phrases. I gave her a week to pick out things from the show she should not repeat without me pointing them out to her. that usually works.

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Spongebob is on right now LOL

Jellyfish jelly episode HEHE

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Oh he ain't that bad. Powerpuff Girls, now THAT'S bad. Spongebob grew on me. It's got a few simpson like characters. YA it is pure stupidity, but there is MUCH worse out there. Just be glad there is no Bratz cartoon, though i think a lot of men could get into that one.

 

 

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Ya I know. There are a few previews for Bratz crap on my daughter's movies, but even she thinks they are ugly and stupid (or at least i brainwashed her to think it). She just likes the cat and one of the commercials. She knows they are not allowed on our property. I have sent kids home who brought bratz into my yard HEHE. I SERIOUSLY am disturbed by those little hoochies

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Ya I know. There are a few previews for Bratz crap on my daughter's movies, but even she thinks they are ugly and stupid (or at least i brainwashed her to think it). She just likes the cat and one of the commercials. She knows they are not allowed on our property. I have sent kids home who brought bratz into my yard HEHE. I SERIOUSLY am disturbed by those little hoochies

 

 

While I don't understand how they're hoochies (aren't they just dolls?) However, I do think they look like freaks. IT'S NOT NORMAL TO HAVE SLUGS FOR LIPS, NO NOSE AND EYES THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES.

 

I've also sat through one or two episodes of the television series based on the damn things. Not a porno at all. But it is probably one of the stupidest shows I've ever seen

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the thought of my daughter playing with something that looks like it was modeled after a character on Jerry Springer skeeves me out. I can't handle it. At four years old no kid needs to see that. Those dolls are pornographic. the scariest thing about them is that if you look on the box it says they got some parents award. I would hate to meet THOSE parent. Nope those things are forever baned from my house! No ifs ands or buts. I would totally risk being my daughter's enemy over this one

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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"Bratz" is just lameass crapolla, like some of the junk on the tube these days. One of the better cartoons I like is "Loonatics Unleashed". But then, I also like the new version of "The Batman". What really pisses me off is the fact that these DUMBASSES cancel good shows like "Justice League", "Justice League Unlimited", and some good stuff from Japan!!:mad: :mad: Frippin' bastards.
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the thought of my daughter playing with something that looks like it was modeled after a character on Jerry Springer skeeves me out. I can't handle it. At four years old no kid needs to see that. Those dolls are pornographic. the scariest thing about them is that if you look on the box it says they got some parents award. I would hate to meet THOSE parent. Nope those things are forever baned from my house! No ifs ands or buts. I would totally risk being my daughter's enemy over this one

 

The thought of someone as stupid as you having a child is quite disturbing.

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Disturbing or not i am must be duing a hell of a job if my kid is any reflection of my parenting

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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she pretty much only watches movies. She gerts anoyed by commercials and prefers to watch her DVD's. I would rather if she is going to stare at the machine anyway, that it be a movie. She has a pretty good collection

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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she pretty much only watches movies. She gerts anoyed by commercials and prefers to watch her DVD's. I would rather if she is going to stare at the machine anyway, that it be a movie. She has a pretty good collection

 

 

Well its only a good collection with apocalypse now in the mix.:)

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Sounds like a whole lotta people around here have issues. What happened? Everyone miss the Hong Kong Phooey marathon last weekend? ((shakes head and walks away))
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Guess you did not, however.:rolleyes:
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