Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 As usual, the British government has succumbed to another American idea and they're trying to push ID cards down our throats. The latest information on this deal is that it'll cost us 90-odd fuckin' quid for one of these cards, which also comes with a free gift...the coppers with shitty attitudes will be able to stop you for no reason just to check your card. Of course, I'm sure this is just an attempt to control the increasing problem of illegal immigration and terrorism in the UK, as Blair and his cabinet have stated in the press. I wouldn't dream of suggesting it was just another underhanded attempt to fuck with our civil liberties, and take us one step closer to a police state. In addition to a photo and personal information, the card will be encoded with other goodies like our fingerprints and retinal scans. Dunno about you lot, but I usually take my eyes and fingers with me when I go out anyway. And if this is meant to be an effective tool in monitoring immigration and terrorist movements, can anyone tell me how the fuck it's gonna work with hook-handed blind-cleric-gobshite Abu Hamza. . Anyone? Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 The idea that ID cards will curb terrorism is so ridiculous it isn't even funny! Why on earth would a suicide bound terrorist (aka MUSLIM) give a shit. He'd simply apply for the damn card and then go blow himself up! Now if our Governments would round up all of the muslims and deport their asses back to arabia where they belong, THAT would curb terrorism! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Now if our Governments would round up all of the muslims and deport their asses back to arabia where they belong, THAT would curb terrorism! Why deport them, when you have such a primo tropical holiday destination like gitmo to send them to? Make them your guests, for an indefinite period of time. Who knows? You might even become friends. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Big Brother want your rectal scan.....I mean retinal scan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 DNA's on the cards for the cards too. Just in case you forget your genome when out and about. Has anyone else got any wonderful ideas I can pass on to my government, in order that they can avoid all that time consuming arseing about with warrants? Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 DNA's on the cards for the cards too. Just in case you forget your genome when out and about. Has anyone else got any wonderful ideas I can pass on to my government, in order that they can avoid all that time consuming arseing about with warrants? Small micro-detonators implanted in the base of the skull that are sensitive to any thought patterns that could be interpreted as deviant. That will keep the street cleaners busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 The Facts; [ ]Immigration (legal & Illegal) is a massive problem/issue in the US and Europe [ ]The terrorists, immigrants and radicals use our own liberties and laws against us to infiltrate, destroy and disrupt our societies and commerce. They take advantage of our justice system and our own lawyers are more then willing to spin them out of jail. [ ]Those that want to get ID of any sort can and will get it legally or illegally national ID or not [ ]Any government law or legislative action meant to curb illegal immigration etc.. Is immediately attacked by the lawyers ACLU, NAACP etc.. And labeled as racist etc.. [ ]The US and Europe have huge immigrant populations that have basically set up shop in our countries and are not assimilating, eventually this will lead to open revolt and internal armed conflict. [ ]The western democracies will evolve into totalitarian states in order to survive. They will have to do this or be totally overrun and bred out by the third world masses. What could be done to change this? [ ]Total lock down on all travel to and from those regions in dispute, no one in no one out. [ ]All immigration halted, all work visa Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I agree with most of this except on one point. Islam is NOT a religion! it is a political/social philosophy based on murder, war and terrorism. It is very akin to facsism as well. As far as I know, there is nothing in the constitution of the US that would dissallow us to eradicate such an organization. In fact Islam itself is against our constitution and all muslims by default belong to an organization that undermines the same! Unfortunately the US constitution only applies to your country mate. You can't go fucking with other countries on the grounds that they have different views. However, I see fuck all wrong with imprisoning or deporting any sympathisers to the Islamic cause in time of war. We did it in WWII and it was probably one of the main contributing factors to reducing the risk of espionage, sabotage, etc. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Unfortunately the US constitution only applies to your country mate. You can't go fucking with other countries on the grounds that they have different views.Oh, no? Back when we had balls, we saved ya'll from Hitler... If it weren't for Patton and the third army, you'd be posting in German... mate. Of course nowadays, it is not PC to round up these savages and deport their asses back to the sand dunes they crawled out of. Hell, we even keep on giving the motherfuckers visas to come over here. As far as the UK goes, ya'll have your own ways of dealing with this vermin... And I wish you and Tony Blair God's speed in stamping out islam in jolly ole England. However, I see fuck all wrong with imprisoning or deporting any sympathisers to the Islamic cause in time of war. We did it in WWII and it was probably one of the main contributing factors to reducing the risk of espionage, sabotage, etc. Damn right, and we did it to the japs here as well and the fucking bleeding hearts who deplore the japanease detention centers in WWII conveniently forget that there were 0 (yes, ZERO) acts of espionage by japanease sympathizers during the war, in contrast to over 400 well documented acts of espionage by germans during the same time period. It is simple logic that ousting all muslims ftom the US is in the best interest of the US. It should also be a crime to conduct business with any islamic country (including selling them wheat, grain, sugar, or any thing else...) we should simply starve the rabid bastards into submission. 1 Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Oh, no? Back when we had balls, we saved ya'll from Hitler. I get sick and tired of hearing how the Yanks saved us all and won WWII single-handedly. I get sick and tired of watching movies like Private Ryan where there's not one Brit, or any other ally in the film. Or how you captured the German Enigma code machine in U-571. If you're so hard, and so keen on fuckin' helping, where were you at the fucking start? Keepin' yer fuckin' heads down in case you got attacked, that's where. .. If it weren't for Patton and the third army, you'd be posting in German... mate. And if it wasn't for us, and the rest of Europe, and Australia, and Africa, and India, and Russia, et al. you'd be posting in Japanese. Name me one war you fought, and won, on your own. You even had the French and the fuckin' Indians help you when you won the war of Independence. And when I say 'you', I mean us, coz you weren't technically Americans until AFTER you won. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skategreen Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I get sick and tired of hearing how the Yanks saved us all and won WWII single-handedly. I get sick and tired of watching movies like Private Ryan where there's not one Brit, or any other ally in the film. Or how you captured the German Enigma code machine in U-571. If you're so hard, and so keen on fuckin' helping, where were you at the fucking start? Keepin' yer fuckin' heads down in case you got attacked, that's where. And if it wasn't for us, and the rest of Europe, and Australia, and Africa, and India, and Russia, et al. you'd be posting in Japanese. Name me one war you fought, and won, on your own. You even had the French and the fuckin' Indians help you when you won the war of Independence. And when I say 'you', I mean us, coz you weren't technically Americans until AFTER you won. C'mon baaaaby..admit it. I can hear it in your voice. You wanna BE us, don'tcha? Don'tcha? It's just eatin you alive. You hate us like you hate Bill Gates. Ain't it a bitch? Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 ...Name me one war you fought, and won, on your own. The war of 1812 Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 ...And if it wasn't for us, and the rest of Europe, and Australia, and Africa, and India, and Russia, et al. you'd be posting in Japanese.Now, you're just being stupid... Sure the US, England, and Russia all can take credit for toppling the nazis (even though greece, the french and even italians helped, yet they were of no consequence)... but the US defeated the japs all alone , buddy. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 ...And if it wasn't for us, and the rest of Europe, and Australia, and Africa, and India, and Russia, et al. you'd be posting in Japanese./QUOTE]Now, you're just being stupid... Sure the US, England, and Russia all can take credit for toppling the nazis (even though greece, the french and even italians helped, yet they were of no consequence)... but the US defeated the japs all alone , buddy. You're a fuckwit if you believe that shit, MRIH. The Aussies won the Kokoda trail. They ousted the Japs in New Guinea. Get a grip. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 They ousted the Japs in New Guinea Hey, my Italian boss and his wife just had their second baby. I guess this little infant would be classed a new "Guinea" too ! Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Hey' date=' my Italian boss and his wife just had their second baby. I guess this little infant would be classed a new "Guinea" too ![/quote'] Quite possibly, Hugh. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiredofwhiners Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Name me one war you fought, and won, on your own. Hey what about the Alamo:D Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 What about the Alamo? We got our asses ("arses" for Builder) handed to us by Santa Ana.... Too many Mexicans and not enough drunk Texans to fend for themselves...except Davey Crocket and Jim Bowie...they were from Tennessee:p Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 What about the Alamo? Don't be holding back now Hughby. Let it all hang out. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugo Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 You even had the French and the fuckin' Indians help you when you won the war of Independence. And when I say 'you', I mean us, coz you weren't technically Americans until AFTER you won. Both sides were aided by Indians. If you win a war with France as an ally you should get double credits. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Both sides were aided by Indians. If you win a war with France as an ally you should get double credits. The fact is, even though we fought for independence back then, the way the world is now dictates that we should probably stop thinking about ourselves as 'Americans', 'Brits', etc.... And we should start thinking about ways we are similar... Eg.. we are western nations... Independent in rule but very much from the same barrel.. Us, England, France, Germany, Australia, and a few select other European nations are all Western nations... We have similar governments, customs, traditions, etc... Even our languages are derived from a common tongue! Our core languages are, English, French, and German... German, is derived from High Germanic, as was Olde English when Germans moved into England and begat the Anglo-Saxons... And Olde English is the basis for modern English, no matter what version of it you speak... French is a blend of German, Latin, and later Anglo Olde English... Our religions are all basically derived from either Rome, old Norse traditions, Egyptian mythology, or the Byzantine Empire... EG.. Christian with unique blends of the 12 Norse gods, the 12 original Roman pantheon, The 12 Original Egyptian pantheon, all of whom are the same people just with different names and such. Even our Christian tradition of Jesus Christ is not much more than the re-telling of the Horus/Osiris myth... Islamic states are all independently governed, but show a lot more solidarity than does the west... They understand that even though Egypt, and Syria are governed by different bodies, and they have slightly different political views, they are all part of a greater Islamic society... We are hard pressed to find any solidarity on our side... Yes, the French piss me off... But so do people from Mass... But I'd be damned if I'm gonna let someone, Even Germany, invade them! I think the English are too liberal to be considered Capitalists, or even a democracy in some sense, but Muslim riots on the streets PISS ME THE FUCK OFF! And the Australians are assholes! But they are OUR ASSHOLES! Death to anyone who tries to fuck with them! It's wonderful that we can sit here and pick apart other western nations... I guess that's just another thing about Western culture that Islam will never understand. But a little solidarity would benefit us ALL nowadays... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Is it true the French have 160 words for retreat? Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Hey what about the Alamo:DWe lost that one! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 It's wonderful that we can sit here and pick apart other western nations... I guess that's just another thing about Western culture that Islam will never understand. But a little solidarity would benefit us ALL nowadays... The funny thing is, we bag the fuck out of eachother, but when the shit hits the fan, we support eachother. I'm still not supporting rabid fucking patriotism to the extent that the yanks do, but we'll still back your efforts. Just watch your crossfire, you trigger-happy fucks, and let us handle the intelligence side of things for a change. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 The funny thing is, we bag the fuck out of eachother, but when the shit hits the fan, we support eachother. I'm still not supporting rabid fucking patriotism to the extent that the yanks do, but we'll still back your efforts. Just watch your crossfire, you trigger-happy fucks, and let us handle the intelligence side of things for a change. The Stage is yours! When ever you Aussies want to buck up and help out, we surely would appreciate it... We're not bloodying our hand just for us... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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