Idiots who complain without thinking really **** me off

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Sometimes, just for fun, I peruse http://www.complaints.com to see what's not right in the world.

I often times get the best laughs but mostly just get ****** off.

Take for example, this idiot complaining about his fuel gauge on his new 2005 Harley Davidson motorcycle.

I contacted Harley Davidson Customer Service and they said there is absolutely no problem with the bike and the bike is operating as it should. I do not understand why the fuel indicator comes on at different odometer reads and when my fuel gauge shows anywhere from 3/4 to 1/2 tank gas remaining. I am frustrated that neither Harley Davidson nor the Harley Davidson Company cares about their customers or their products and refuses to at least take a look at this problem.

Umm Buddy, are you so stupid as to assume that your motorcycle is getting a CONSTANT mileage rating (miles per gallon) all the time it is operating and at every speed regardless of how you are driving it?

What a ******* moron.

Some people just deserve to be smacked. Hard. Twice.

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

I'd be more inclined to complain about the incessant oil leaks that my new "Dyna Wide Glide" has. After all, Harley has been chasing oil leaks for 90 years now

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I'd be more inclined to complain about the incessant oil leaks that my new "Dyna Wide Glide" has. After all' date=' Harley has been chasing oil leaks for 90 years now [/quote']

My Harley's never leaked, after I fixed them. Use aircraft grade sealant which will completely vulcanize when it heats up the first time. No leaks. BMW uses this stuff for their motorcycles which are very oiltight. You can buy it from a BMW dealership.

Impecable clean surfaces make for impecable bonding. Wipe all surfaces with rubbing alcohol and clean cotton cloth and allow to air dry before appliying sealant.

It'll fix your problem.

P.S. Aren't you ****** your motorcycle doesn't get the same MPG no matter what you do with it? LMAO.

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

That is too ******* hilarious! I was reading the whole excerpt on that site. They even replaced the sensor for him but did not guarantee the resolution of the problem. I think this yahoo has been on a moped too long before he decided to step up to the big boyz.

I know if I get heavy handed on mine I'll barely be able to squueze out 24MPG. However my red light does come on when it should but I have enough common sense to monitor a "benchmark" indicator. i.e. 90 miles on the odometer so I can start looking for the nearest gas station (petrol depot for our "digger" friend). You only push your bike once, brother