I'm Drinking Some Year-Old Pepsi

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mimus

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Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.

I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.

It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable

bottle from which only one glass had been removed.

I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a

bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my

front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the

morning thaw.

Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>


> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>


> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>


> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


> morning thaw.


>


> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.

Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year ago?

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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mimus

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:


>


>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>


>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>


>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>


>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>> morning thaw.


>>


>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>


> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year ago?

Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still

quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).

I'm sEEinG coLorS.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

My friends, I have come to you from a faraway land

of sand and palm upon a voyage of discovery,

and I count myself fortunate above all men,

for upon this my first night in your land

I have been taken to your leader, King Peyote,

and have been raised up instead of put down,

and have been shown the wonders of the world

which are presently turning red before me

and falling like a waterfall.

< _The Journey of Joenes_

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>


>> mimus wrote:


>>


>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>>


>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>


>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>


>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>>> morning thaw.


>>>


>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>


>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year

ago?


>


> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still


> quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).


>


> I'm sEEinG coLorS.

Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in the

bottom?

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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mimus

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:


>


>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>


>>> mimus wrote:


>>>


>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>>>


>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>


>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>


>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>


>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>


>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year


> ago?


>>


>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still


>> quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).


>>


>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>


> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in the


> bottom?

<coldly:>

Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there, let

it lie.

I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.

dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me.

< Laumer

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>


>> mimus wrote:


>>


>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>


>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this

year.


>>>>>


>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>


>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>


>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from

a


>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til

the


>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>


>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>


>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year


>>>> ago?


>>>


>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still


>>> quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).


>>>


>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>


>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in the


>> bottom?


>


> <coldly:>


>


> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there, let


> it lie.


>


> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>


> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!

Uh-oh. Year old open Pepsi is having the same effect as Rocky after a good

sloshing. This can only lead to addiction.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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SHOE THROWER

Guest
We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

that Tim Weaver has exploded. Flight director confirms that:


>mimus wrote:


>


>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>


>>> mimus wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this


>year.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from


>a


>>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til


>the


>>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>>


>>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year


>>>>> ago?


>>>>


>>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still


>>>> quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).


>>>>


>>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>>


>>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in the


>>> bottom?


>>


>> <coldly:>


>>


>> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there, let


>> it lie.


>>


>> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>>


>> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!


>


>Uh-oh. Year old open Pepsi is having the same effect as Rocky after a good


>sloshing. This can only lead to addiction.

i told u i was hardcore

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meow a brimful of asha on a 45 meow

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"As private parts to the gods are we! They play with us for their sport!"

- Melchett, in _Blackadder_

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
SHOE THROWER wrote:


> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics


> Officer that Tim Weaver has exploded. Flight director confirms that:


>


>>mimus wrote:


>>


>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>


>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this


>>>>>>> year.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!--


>>>>>>> resealable bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain


>>>>>>> from a bit back has started freezing on everything and you can


>>>>>>> shoe-ski on my front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so


>>>>>>> that's out 'til the morning thaw.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a


>>>>>> year ago?


>>>>>


>>>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing.


>>>>> Still quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite


>>>>> nicely).


>>>>>


>>>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>>>


>>>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in


>>>> the bottom?


>>>


>>> <coldly:>


>>>


>>> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there,


>>> let it lie.


>>>


>>> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>>>


>>> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!


>>


>>Uh-oh. Year old open Pepsi is having the same effect as Rocky after a


>>good sloshing. This can only lead to addiction.


>


> i told u i was hardcore

But, you're all soft and mushy on the outside.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:25:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:


>On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>


>> mimus wrote:


>>


>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>


>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>>>>


>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>


>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>


>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>


>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>


>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year


>> ago?


>>>


>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still


>>> quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).


>>>


>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>


>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in the


>> bottom?


>


><coldly:>


>


>Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there, let


>it lie.


>


>I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>


>dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!

almost a year now and still not ******* n keynsomdnfring translation.

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:54:24 +0900, SHOE THROWER

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:


>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer


>that Tim Weaver has exploded. Flight director confirms that:


>


>>mimus wrote:


>>


>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>


>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this


>>year.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from


>>a


>>>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til


>>the


>>>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a year


>>>>>> ago?


>>>>>


>>>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing. Still


>>>>> quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite nicely).


>>>>>


>>>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>>>


>>>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in the


>>>> bottom?


>>>


>>> <coldly:>


>>>


>>> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there, let


>>> it lie.


>>>


>>> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>>>


>>> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!


>>


>>Uh-oh. Year old open Pepsi is having the same effect as Rocky after a good


>>sloshing. This can only lead to addiction.


>


>i told u i was hardcore

hey, can you get me the girl in azumi's photo autographed. tia.

 
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mimus

Guest
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:04:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:


> On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:25:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


> wrote:


>


>>On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>


>>> mimus wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>>


>>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a


>>>>> year ago?


>>>>


>>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing.


>>>> Still quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite


>>>> nicely).


>>>>


>>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>>


>>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in


>>> the bottom?


>>


>> <coldly:>


>>


>> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there,


>> let it lie.


>>


>> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>>


>> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!


>


> almost a year now and still not ******* n keynsomdnfring translation.

Doesn't need it, does it?

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
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david hillstrom

Guest
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:


>On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:04:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:


>


>> On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:25:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>> wrote:


>>


>>>On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>


>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>>>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>>>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a


>>>>>> year ago?


>>>>>


>>>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing.


>>>>> Still quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite


>>>>> nicely).


>>>>>


>>>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>>>


>>>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in


>>>> the bottom?


>>>


>>> <coldly:>


>>>


>>> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there,


>>> let it lie.


>>>


>>> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>>>


>>> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!


>>


>> almost a year now and still not ******* n keynsomdnfring translation.


>


>Doesn't need it, does it?

horkinborkin w biotch.

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:


>On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:04:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:


>


>> On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:25:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>> wrote:


>>


>>>On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:48:05 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>


>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> mimus wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Maybe older, since it has an expiration date of September of this year.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I hope the Everclear sterilizes it.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> It does still foam, being from a two-quart-- "liter", ha!-- resealable


>>>>>>> bottle from which only one glass had been removed.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I was going to go out for some pop and stuff, but the light rain from a


>>>>>>> bit back has started freezing on everything and you can shoe-ski on my


>>>>>>> front-porch and sidewalk-- even with my Tevas!-- so that's out 'til the


>>>>>>> morning thaw.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Snow, I can drive on, and like to drive on; ice, fugeddaboudit.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Are you saying this bottle of Pepsi had been ~opened~ at least a


>>>>>> year ago?


>>>>>


>>>>> Yes, once, I'd say. About a twelve-ounce glass's worth missing.


>>>>> Still quite "live" (I poured some in the sink and it fizzed quite


>>>>> nicely).


>>>>>


>>>>> I'm sEEinG coLorS.


>>>>


>>>> Did you turn the bottle upside down to see if anything was growing in


>>>> the bottom?


>>>


>>> <coldly:>


>>>


>>> Are you insane? and stir things up? if something's living down there,


>>> let it lie.


>>>


>>> I'm workin' on the sec'n' (car'f'lly ster-liz'd) glass.


>>>


>>> dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR!


>>


>> almost a year now and still not ******* n keynsomdnfring translation.


>


>Doesn't need it, does it?

tim thinks it does.

 
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