Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim
Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Just to let all of you know, I'm going to try once again to go
: smokeless. The cold turkey variety. So: I apologize in advance for
: anything really nasty and it out or order with my "typical" nasty
: (this means joking) **** I normally spew into this place. If I say
: something that really offends, please just let it fly over your head
: and attribute it to nicotine withdrawal.
:
: And I really step over the line, let me know in a serious way and
: I'll step back from teh flonk for a few days.
:
: I hope you understand and forgive any transgressions in advance and I
: sincerely I don't go too far.
:
: I will sincerely do my best to be the "regular" me, for what that's
: worth.
:
: Thank you for your time.
best of luck with that.
if you can survive not smoking after these things you ~might~ stand a
chance:
1: after a nice meal
2: at the pub after a few beers
3: after a **** good ****
sadly I failed on all three all in the same evening. heh.
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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top ******* on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits ****#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
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irc.exilenet.org/#flonk
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http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
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"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk "
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
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