Is **** Kissing The Way To Go??

berniec

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint......it goes like this.

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings when someone wants to give more than

100%. How about achieving 105%? What makes 100% in life???

Here's a little maths formula that might help you answer these questions:

If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Is reprsented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

AND

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

BUT

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

AND

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

And look how far **** kissing will take you

1=18+19+5+11+9+19+19+14+7=122%

So,one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close,and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and **** kissing that will put you over the top.

 
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