fullauto Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 They both have thier advantages...with jerking off, I get off once... very quickly and then I'm done and don't have to warry about anyone else... With someone else, I can go 3-4 times without a hitch, but it's so awkward... Women have trouble telling you what the REALLY want... YOUR THOUGHTS?! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Masterbation hurts my wrist, I haven't done it in years. I prefer HEAD. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8 mecos Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 I never let me down . I'm always a good time Stroke it don't jerk it >>>> must be 1/2 auto if you're only 1 shot....tks tsk sad . Relax don't do it [Frankie goes to Hollywood 1984] Replay yer best footage. Unless your mind has been wiped clean of the best memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhony5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 I never have to pillow talk with my hand. Thats a plus. Quote i am sofa king we todd did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikewriter Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 It's not better than sex but I do it many times a day sometimes. I enjoy it but I would rather be having sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 It's not better than sex but I do it many times a day sometimes. I enjoy it but I would rather be having sex. Everyone would rather be having sex... that is, if women had an off switch on the back of thier head.... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Yes, we all need our own Electric Barbarella. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Yes, we all need our own Electric Barbarella. . . thanks... now my wrist is all cramped! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I've just popped in here for a sec to say: ''EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!'' Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 I've just popped in here for a sec to say: WHAT?!?! I wash waxing my car! damn.... for a muslim you got a sick mind! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 WHAT?!?! I wash waxing my car! damn.... for a muslim you got a sick mind! Shut it...I was talking about the topic. But ROFLMAO!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Shut it...I was talking about the topic. But ROFLMAO!! I knew that! Enki told me! He told me to say hi! and tell you not to worry about the thighs... it's just baby fat! LOL 1 Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I knew that! Enki told me! He told me to say hi! and tell you not to worry about the thighs... it's just baby fat! LOL he he he he he! tear stop!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chartreusechick Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 since I've never gotten the "big O" from either, both are a waste of time. at least for me. I'm hoping I'm at least able to have one, because it would totally suck if i couldnt. 1 Quote I can blow great bugger bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 since I've never gotten the "big O" from either, both are a waste of time. at least for me. I'm hoping I'm at least able to have one, because it would totally suck if i couldnt.You just haven't had my tongue yet. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 You just haven't had my tongue yet. . . It's probably covered in grime,with hair sprouting out of it!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 It's probably covered in grime,with hair sprouting out of it!! No I broke up with that girl over 12 years ago. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Masterbation hurts my wrist, I haven't done it in years. I prefer HEAD. . . What??? Giving or getting??? Sorry Phreak.....I couldn't resist! 1 Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 No I broke up with that girl over 12 years ago. . . He he he, but behold confusion ,A GIRL WENT OUT WITH YOU??? Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Jesus Christ! I have no idea of what just happened!!!!!! I only pushed SUBMIT once! Or you just couldn't help it? Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Now here is what you do... If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good. If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Now here is what you do... If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good. If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password... Man you need to Go for a brain checkup.Damn,you're sick! 1 Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 No, just poor w/o una chica. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Masturbation can be fun though if your the one doing it. I LOVE going down on my old lady (as long as its clean). We bought her a little toy to go along with the tongue action... we named him BOB (BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND). Nothing like making her cum and cum with my tongue and Bob, then switching off and getting head from her till I almost cum, then trading off again and going for some more PIE and making it nice and wet, then fucking for a while, then going at the sucking some more, then some more pie eating...and etc..etc...etc... I can't help it, I love marathons !!! And my old lady is the type who can never get enough... hell she gets pissed because I'm up at night typing on GF and not fucking her. She'll come in every once in a while and start sucking on my neck or something, trying to get me in the mood all the time. She ain't happy unless I nail her at least 4 times a week. Back in my early 20's, it wasn't a prob, I'd fuck her AT LEAST 4 times a day. But SHIT, I'm a busy person with many things to do, 3 jobs, and HUNDREDS of customers in my home business. Not to mention moderating GF and doing Tech Support for Bob on another of his websites. AND, I do independent network admin for some local business' in town. WHO HAS TIME ?? And its not that my old lady is ugly or anything, she still has a nice butt and a pretty decent face, its just that I need to be focused for sex. And like I said... I like running marathons.. BARE MINIMUM OF 1 1/2 HOURS. Masturbation is not an option for me... my old lady would get pissed that I wasted my erection on rosey palm and not her. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 LMAO!! I only resort to masturbation when my boyfriend is being a prude. It's that damn role reversal thing, how chicks usually use sex to control their men, well he does it to me and it fuckin pisses me off. Sheesh. I shouldn't have to work for it, beg, or even ask. Just give it to me! And ChartrueseChick, go google 'rabbit'. You can get one for $20. That or you need to find a guy to give you some good oral. OR if you are willing to go that way, girls are better at it Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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