ISN'T IT STRANGE WHY THE CHRISTIAN GOD WON'T GET OFF OF HIS FAT, LAZY ASS ?

A christian nutcase sent this to me today, I have added my thoughts .

Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when

you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? (SO

WHAT THE FUCK, EXACTLY HOW MUCH GODDAMN MONEY DOES THIS HORSESHIT SKY PIXIE

GOD NEED ANYWAY, I THOUGHT HE WAS ALL-POWERFUL, CAN'T HE PRINT HIS OWN

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY?)

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church,

and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie (YEA, AND YOUR

POINT IS WHAT EXACTLY, CHURCH IS MOTHERFUCKING BORING)

Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying but..

you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend? (I talk about

friends with REAL LIFE ISSUES, the christian bible is nothing more but the

bullshit from superstitious cave dwellers and goat fuckers)

Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games

but

they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church? (yea, don't

want to be too close to that dumbass preacher retard, plus if I'm near the

back, I can get the fuck out quick)

Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the

Bible but

how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?

(that's because the christian bible is a CROCK OF CRAP)

Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks

before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for

other events in the last minute?

(YEA, I DON'T WANT TO RUIN MY PLANS JUST TO LISTEN TO SOME DUMBASS TALK

ABOUT A MASS MURDERING SKY PIXIE either)

Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it

with others;but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat

gossip? --> (TRY AGAIN, THIS IS AN OBVIOUS LIE, THERE ARE ZERO FACTS ABOUT

GOD coming from christians , now if you christians admit that your sky pixie

god is nothing more than the bullshit ramblings of superstitious cave

dwellers and goat fuckers, then I agree with you on that point)

Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say

but... we question the words in the Bible? (THAT'S BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS A

CROCK OF SHIT YOU DUMBASS CHISTIAN RETARDS)

Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven but... they don't want

to believe, do, or say anything to get there? ---> (why do i have to say or

do something special to get there, didn't jesus pay for everyone's sins

already, jesus fucking christ will your god never be happy?)

Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right

away but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it

twice before we share it with others.--> (yea well jokes are fun, stuff

about there being a loving and caring god is HORSESHIT , sorry but I don't

like forwarding HORSESHIT)

ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW THE ALL-POWERFUL ASSHOLE CHRISTIAN GOD IS A SICK,

SADISTIC MOTHERFUCKER AND WON'T GET OFF OF HIS FAT, LAZY ASS AND HELP THOSE

WHO NEED IT MOST?

HEY CHRISTIAN GOD BASTARD, GET OFF OF YOUR FAT, LAZY ASS AND HELP THIS WOMAN

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