It's about **** time!

[eddo]

It's about time this website did something for me!

Just got this in my pm box:

Hello

My name is miss Lilan i saw your

profile today and became interested

in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to

my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i

believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address

above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in

life. Please reply me with my email address here (lilangoodluck@yahoo.com)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN

YOURS LILAN

HOT ****! I'm gonna get me some!

 

[DaMan]

Add me to the list that got it.

 

[Old Salt]

OK, now I'm jealous. Guess she doesn't like older guys. Or maybe it's just my picture that puts her off.

 

[Chi]

It's about time this website did something for me!
Just got this in my pm box:

Hello

My name is miss Lilan i saw your

profile today and became interested

in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to

my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i

believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address

above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in

life. Please reply me with my email address here (lilangoodluck@yahoo.com)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN

YOURS LILAN

HOT ****! I'm gonna get me some!

Add me to the list that got it.

Loozers! She pm'ed me first like hours ago! I must be her fave I also never responded to her, so all of you are just her 2nd, 3rd and whatever choice

 

[ImWithStupid]

Make sure you send her money too, when she asks.

I'm sure she's either in love with you, or is an African Princess who needs help recovering her family fortune that's been seized.

 

[phreakwars]

Man I feel cheated. I got one too, and I thought for sure it was just me. I was ready to leave my wife and kids and everything.

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[Jhony5]

Post nude pics or get the out!

 

[Old Salt]

I feel much better, now. But I've found the love of my life and you've banned her.

HelloMy name is miss Lilan i saw your

profile today and became interested

in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to

my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i

believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address

above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in

life. Please reply me with my email address here (lilangoodluck@yahoo.com)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN

YOURS LILAN

 

[eddo]

We have a date for Saturday night.

Well, as soon as my check clears we have a date! WOO HOOO!!!!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

We have a date for Saturday night.

Well, as soon as my check clears we have a date! WOO HOOO!!!!

How did the date go, eddo?

Did Chris Hansen materialize from a fukken pantry?

 

[eddo]

How did the date go, eddo?
Did Chris Hansen materialize from a fukken pantry?

No Chris Hansen...

She demanded that I buy her a diamond necklace, and present it before ***. I did, and then she had a massive case of diarrhea and had to run home. She said she would call me, but her phone must be broken.

I'm only gonna give her 3 more months to call back before I call her...

 

[RoyalOrleans]

No Chris Hansen...
She demanded that I buy her a diamond necklace, and present it before ***. I did, and then she had a massive case of diarrhea and had to run home. She said she would call me, but her phone must be broken.

I'm only gonna give her 3 more months to call back before I call her...

Hope it works out for you, eddo.

 

[eddo]

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe this diarrhea will prompt her to get an ****-bleaching done so that she is completely ready for you.

 

[ToriAllen]

The most troubling part about this letter, beside the obvious, and beside the choppy English and poor grammar, is the ending...

"Thank you for your concern"

Concern? What concern? Concern about what? Should I be concerned? Now I'm a little concerned...

 

[phreakwars]

Oh, that... well see, I met her once before, and I forgot to tell her about those odd red pimple looking blotches I had on my uh, thing, and well, one thing led to another, and next thing ya know, she spent the night, and then calls me up a week later with those same red blotches, she was a bit concerned, and it shows in her letter... but I swear, nothing to worry about, the breakouts don't occur very often, so, it's all good.

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