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I know..................however......

 

If you weigh 300 pounds, don't give me the speech about how unhealthy my Lucky Charms are. You didn't get 300 pounds eating a banana and crackers. When and if you get to a reasonable weight, then you get to judge my eating habits. Till then, shut the fuck up, sit down and hand me my perservative ridden, calorie riding, cancer causing dried up marshmellows that I call Lucky Charms. Because I don 't weigh 300 pounds and I don't need your dieting tips, mmmmk? Thanx.

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I know..................however......

 

If you weigh 300 pounds, don't give me the speech about how unhealthy my Lucky Charms are. You didn't get 300 pounds eating a banana and crackers. When and if you get to a reasonable weight, then you get to judge my eating habits. Till then, shut the fuck up, sit down and hand me my perservative ridden, calorie riding, cancer causing dried up marshmellows that I call Lucky Charms. Because I don 't weigh 300 pounds and I don't need your dieting tips, mmmmk? Thanx.

 

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I've always found it unbearably annoying when the morbidly obese criticize other people for smoking:

 

"You know, those things will kill you."

 

Yeah? No Shit? And I'm sure that entire box of twinkies is just doing wonders for your health.

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I've always found it unbearably annoying when the morbidly obese criticize other people for smoking:

 

"You know, those things will kill you."

 

Yeah? No Shit? And I'm sure that entire box of twinkies is just doing wonders for your health.

 

But to be fair, twinkies won't make your toes rot or collapse your lungs or give your kids asthma or give your wife emphysema.

 

Fat people are only hurting themselves.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I've always found it unbearably annoying when the morbidly obese criticize other people for smoking:

 

"You know, those things will kill you."

 

Yeah? No Shit? And I'm sure that entire box of twinkies is just doing wonders for your health.

 

I'm not morbidly obese nor do I smoke(anymore).

 

I was just rambling.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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I'm not morbidly obese nor do I smoke(anymore).

 

I was just rambling.

 

.......... Cara Mia!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I'm not morbidly obese nor do I smoke(anymore).

 

I was just rambling.

 

Well thats great, but I was in no way implying that you were or did...just wanted to go off on my own little tangent.

I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
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But to be fair, twinkies won't make your toes rot or collapse your lungs or give your kids asthma or give your wife emphysema.

 

Fat people are only hurting themselves.

 

No no rotting toes but how about heart failure?

 

Nearly five million Americans currently suffer from heart failure, and about 550,000 new cases of heart failure are now diagnosed each year. In 1970 there were only 250,000 new cases, so the annual numbers have risen dramatically. Nevertheless, such numbers represent an increasingly older population. According to a 2002 study, the actual risks for men are stable and for women they may even be declining. In addition, the risk for death after heart failure is diagnosed has declined by 12% every decade. The study was limited, however. Subjects were nearly all Caucasian and they had access to good preventive health care. In general, because diabetes and obesity are at epidemic levels, experts have expected heart failure rates to increase.

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No no rotting toes but how about heart failure?

 

Heart failure isn't necessarily caused by obesity.

 

And when you consider that smoking is also one of the biggest contributors to heart disease, then it wins by a landslide in the killer stakes.

 

(Amen) :)

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Anna sent me thong pics, Prude.

 

Yeah, and I'm still waiting for feedback.

 

Just be honest, ok? I can take it!

 

My bikini shot

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I want you more with each passing day, Anna.

 

Like I told you Manic. I have the Kevorka :)

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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