it's ok bruce willis will fix it

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ervaqre

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DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> no, they sell BLACK umbrellas, not pink ones. and I didn't go there to



>> pretend to be female, all I did was buy a glass to drink from. I've been



>> told that's considered to be more civilized than drinking straight from



>> the bottle.



>>



> Who's been telling you lies?


Females. As you know, they tend to lie a lot.


> Don't they have other stores to buy glasses from? Like Blokker, Hema or



> something else? Or did you want one of those special glasses with pictures on them?


No, it's actually a very plain and normal glass made out of glass.

And Xenos is closest to the office so I just went there after work. It's

also cheaper than Hema or Blokker. And thanks to me you now know they

sell cheap black umbrellas, which might be very useful on Mars.

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Tim Weaver

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ervaqre wrote:


> Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...



>



>> French is... French.



>> Moose are ugly.



>> We have quite enough beautiful lakes here.



>> I don't want to lick a tree.



>>



>> (nor do i want to lick one of those brightly colored frogs some people



>> like to lick)



>



> brightly colored frogs you can lick? sounds like something i should try!



> do you have an ascii picture of such a frog? i'll imagine the colors



> myself


No ASCII pic. Google up something like "frog lick drug" and you'll probably

find what these frogs look like. Lick one and see colors and stuff. So,

I've been told. No way I'd ever lick a frog.

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difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> canada can be nice. some people even speak french there. and they have



>>> beautiful lakes and moose. and people there lick trees for real



>>>



>> French speakers, watery graves, huge killer reindeer and people that take tree



>> hugging that one step too far. Sound like downers to me.



>



> I forgot to mention the Montreal bagels. That will win you over! They're



> really delicious fresh from the oven. Though...why am I talking about



> food again. Do I sound like some sort of food maniac?



>


Just a maniac, food or no food.

I've lived in/above a bakery, so the smell of dough leaving the oven is rather

familiar. It's not gonna win me over. Been there, done that type of thing.

--

Danny.

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's all this



>>> stuff floating up there it will probably block the sun. so after a while



>>> it will get terribly dark and cold all the time, so we will have to



>>> build this aglami bus after all to roam the rotten and deserted earth to



>>> shoot down and/or rape degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them



>>> and put them to work in the pizza ovens.



>>>



>> I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?



>



> I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to send



> a postcard from Mars, okay?



>


Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll have the

money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?

--

Danny.

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> no, they sell BLACK umbrellas, not pink ones. and I didn't go there to



>>> pretend to be female, all I did was buy a glass to drink from. I've been



>>> told that's considered to be more civilized than drinking straight from



>>> the bottle.



>>>



>> Who's been telling you lies?



>



> Females. As you know, they tend to lie a lot.


That makes sense. They own stock in glass factories. They enslave innocent

menfolk in terrible conditions there.


>> Don't they have other stores to buy glasses from? Like Blokker, Hema or



>> something else? Or did you want one of those special glasses with pictures on them?



>



> No, it's actually a very plain and normal glass made out of glass.



> And Xenos is closest to the office so I just went there after work. It's



> also cheaper than Hema or Blokker. And thanks to me you now know they



> sell cheap black umbrellas, which might be very useful on Mars.



>


I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.

As long as you don't buy a umbrella on a rainy day, chances are you won't be

ripped off.

--

Danny.

 
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Steve Leyland

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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called DG

stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: ervaqre schreef:

: : : : well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's

: : : : all this stuff floating up there it will probably block the

: : : : sun. so after a while it will get terribly dark and cold all

: : : : the time, so we will have to build this aglami bus after all to

: : : : roam the rotten and deserted earth to shoot down and/or rape

: : : : degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them and put them

: : : : to work in the pizza ovens.

: : : :

: : : I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?

: :

: : I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to

: : send a postcard from Mars, okay?

: :

: Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll

: have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?

speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous

furry freak brothers?

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So I turned to the Garden of Love

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And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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DG

Guest
Steve Leyland schreef:


> : : : : well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's



> : : : : all this stuff floating up there it will probably block the



> : : : : sun. so after a while it will get terribly dark and cold all



> : : : : the time, so we will have to build this aglami bus after all to



> : : : : roam the rotten and deserted earth to shoot down and/or rape



> : : : : degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them and put them



> : : : : to work in the pizza ovens.



> : : : :



> : : : I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?



> : :



> : : I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to



> : : send a postcard from Mars, okay?



> : :



> : Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll



> : have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?



>



> speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous



> furry freak brothers?



>


Dude, just Youtube it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU

Never heard of them, and I can see why. Style seems familiar though, Fritz the

Cat springs to mind.

--

Danny.

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> really delicious fresh from the oven. Though...why am I talking about



>> food again. Do I sound like some sort of food maniac?



>>



> Just a maniac, food or no food.



>



> I've lived in/above a bakery, so the smell of dough leaving the oven is rather



> familiar. It's not gonna win me over. Been there, done that type of thing.


How about one million wooden nickels then huh, tough guy!?

--

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go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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ervaqre

Guest
Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...


>> brightly colored frogs you can lick? sounds like something i should try!



>> do you have an ascii picture of such a frog? i'll imagine the colors



>> myself



>



> No ASCII pic. Google up something like "frog lick drug" and you'll probably



> find what these frogs look like. Lick one and see colors and stuff. So,



> I've been told. No way I'd ever lick a frog.


Okay, I looked it up. So apparently some psychoactive toads contain

bufotenin in their skins which you can milk from the toad by stroking it

under its chin. However, I also found that the neotropical frog contains

epibatidine, something that is 200 times stronger than morphine! Licking

these frogs however, seems to have no effect. You need to stroke them

under their chins vigorously! ****, I need to get one of these

neotropical frog pets!!

--

ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to send



>> a postcard from Mars, okay?



>>



> Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll have the



> money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?


There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich man.

And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it, there'll

always be lurkers!

--

ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> : Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll



>> : have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?



>>



>> speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous



>> furry freak brothers?



>>



> Dude, just Youtube it...



>



>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU

Your youtube addiction is neogothic and chaotic.

--

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go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>>> Who's been telling you lies?



>>



>> Females. As you know, they tend to lie a lot.



>



> That makes sense. They own stock in glass factories. They enslave innocent



> menfolk in terrible conditions there.


Let's free our brethern and burn these factories!! Real men don't need

glass anyway.


>> No, it's actually a very plain and normal glass made out of glass.



>> And Xenos is closest to the office so I just went there after work. It's



>> also cheaper than Hema or Blokker. And thanks to me you now know they



>> sell cheap black umbrellas, which might be very useful on Mars.



>>



> I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.


But I only needed one glass, not six.


> As long as you don't buy a umbrella on a rainy day, chances are you won't be



> ripped off.


Umbrellas are worthless anyway because the wind always manages to turn

them inside out. So I stopped buying them.

--

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go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to send



>>> a postcard from Mars, okay?



>>>



>> Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll have the



>> money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?



>



> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich man.



> And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it, there'll



> always be lurkers!



>


How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post no proof of

themselves?

--

Danny.

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> : Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll



>>> : have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?



>>>



>>> speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous



>>> furry freak brothers?



>>>



>> Dude, just Youtube it...



>>



>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU


>



> Your youtube addiction is neogothic and chaotic.



>


Actually I never heard of those furry freak things, so I googled it and youtube

was about the first thing that came up. That and Wikipedia.

--

Danny.

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>>> Who's been telling you lies?



>>> Females. As you know, they tend to lie a lot.



>> That makes sense. They own stock in glass factories. They enslave innocent



>> menfolk in terrible conditions there.



>



> Let's free our brethern and burn these factories!! Real men don't need



> glass anyway.


Unless it's to make bottles with so you can hit someone over the head with it.


>>> No, it's actually a very plain and normal glass made out of glass.



>>> And Xenos is closest to the office so I just went there after work. It's



>>> also cheaper than Hema or Blokker. And thanks to me you now know they



>>> sell cheap black umbrellas, which might be very useful on Mars.



>>>



>> I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.



>



> But I only needed one glass, not six.


And how much did that one glass cost you?


>> As long as you don't buy a umbrella on a rainy day, chances are you won't be



>> ripped off.



>



> Umbrellas are worthless anyway because the wind always manages to turn



> them inside out. So I stopped buying them.



>


I came across an umbrella conspiracy. They cost a minimum of 2.99. There are

none to be found that cost 2.95 or 2.98, let alone 2.89.

How can every store have exactly the same bottom price for a product like that?

And it's not like it was the exact same umbrella. They had various colors, some

had text on them.

--

Danny.

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
ervaqre wrote:


> Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...



>



>>> brightly colored frogs you can lick? sounds like something i should



>>> try! do you have an ascii picture of such a frog? i'll imagine the



>>> colors myself



>>



>> No ASCII pic. Google up something like "frog lick drug" and you'll



>> probably find what these frogs look like. Lick one and see colors and



>> stuff. So, I've been told. No way I'd ever lick a frog.



>



> Okay, I looked it up. So apparently some psychoactive toads contain



> bufotenin in their skins which you can milk from the toad by stroking it



> under its chin. However, I also found that the neotropical frog contains



> epibatidine, something that is 200 times stronger than morphine! Licking



> these frogs however, seems to have no effect. You need to stroke them



> under their chins vigorously! ****, I need to get one of these



> neotropical frog pets!!


I believe they produce it when they get agitated.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 
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ervaqre

Guest
Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...


>> Okay, I looked it up. So apparently some psychoactive toads contain



>> bufotenin in their skins which you can milk from the toad by stroking it



>> under its chin. However, I also found that the neotropical frog contains



>> epibatidine, something that is 200 times stronger than morphine! Licking



>> these frogs however, seems to have no effect. You need to stroke them



>> under their chins vigorously! ****, I need to get one of these



>> neotropical frog pets!!



>



> I believe they produce it when they get agitated.


Agitation? Not arousal? Ohh... too bad. For a moment I thought I had

discovered the ultimate *** and drugs pet.

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go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich man.



>> And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it, there'll



>> always be lurkers!



>>



> How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post no proof of



> themselves?


I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta,

as you can see, because I summoned neppie.

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go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> Let's free our brethern and burn these factories!! Real men don't need



>> glass anyway.



>



> Unless it's to make bottles with so you can hit someone over the head with it.


Can't you do that with bananas as well?


>>> I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.



>>



>> But I only needed one glass, not six.



>



> And how much did that one glass cost you?


Only 40 cents!!!!!


>> Umbrellas are worthless anyway because the wind always manages to turn



>> them inside out. So I stopped buying them.



>>



> I came across an umbrella conspiracy. They cost a minimum of 2.99. There are



> none to be found that cost 2.95 or 2.98, let alone 2.89.



>



> How can every store have exactly the same bottom price for a product like that?



> And it's not like it was the exact same umbrella. They had various colors, some



> had text on them.


So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure

the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.

--

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go here: http://www.aglami.net

 
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mimus

Guest
On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:00:46 +0000, ervaqre wrote:


> Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...



>



>>> Okay, I looked it up. So apparently some psychoactive toads contain



>>> bufotenin in their skins which you can milk from the toad by stroking it



>>> under its chin. However, I also found that the neotropical frog contains



>>> epibatidine, something that is 200 times stronger than morphine! Licking



>>> these frogs however, seems to have no effect. You need to stroke them



>>> under their chins vigorously! ****, I need to get one of these



>>> neotropical frog pets!!



>>



>> I believe they produce it when they get agitated.



>



> Agitation? Not arousal? Ohh... too bad. For a moment I thought I had



> discovered the ultimate *** and drugs pet.


I can't believe someone is just now finding out about this.

You missed the immortal DEA statement "What is the world coming to?"?

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