it's ok bruce willis will fix it

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Tim Weaver

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ervaqre wrote:


> Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...


>


>>> Okay, I looked it up. So apparently some psychoactive toads contain


>>> bufotenin in their skins which you can milk from the toad by stroking it


>>> under its chin. However, I also found that the neotropical frog contains


>>> epibatidine, something that is 200 times stronger than morphine! Licking


>>> these frogs however, seems to have no effect. You need to stroke them


>>> under their chins vigorously! ****, I need to get one of these


>>> neotropical frog pets!!


>>


>> I believe they produce it when they get agitated.


>


> Agitation? Not arousal? Ohh... too bad. For a moment I thought I had


> discovered the ultimate *** and drugs pet.

I think frogs like the taste of chicken. I wonder what effect one of those

frogs would have on a chicken. Have a lick and see what kind of trip you

take. Maybe it'll be fun.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 
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DG

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ervaqre schreef:


>>> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich man.


>>> And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it, there'll


>>> always be lurkers!


>>>


>> How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post no proof of


>> themselves?


>


> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta,


> as you can see, because I summoned neppie.


>

She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.

--

Danny.

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> Let's free our brethern and burn these factories!! Real men don't need


>>> glass anyway.


>> Unless it's to make bottles with so you can hit someone over the head with it.


>


> Can't you do that with bananas as well?

True, but the sound of crashing glass is so much more satisfying than the slight

squish sound from a banana.


>>>> I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.


>>> But I only needed one glass, not six.


>> And how much did that one glass cost you?


>


> Only 40 cents!!!!!

The investment of 99 cents in a 6-pack would mean you could break half of them

and still have the better deal. Not only that, but now people (mostly female)

will want to visit you and see or even USE the glass. If you had six, there'd

have to be 5 people visiting simultaneously for you to run out of glasses. I'm

betting your home doesn't fit five.


>>> Umbrellas are worthless anyway because the wind always manages to turn


>>> them inside out. So I stopped buying them.


>>>


>> I came across an umbrella conspiracy. They cost a minimum of 2.99. There are


>> none to be found that cost 2.95 or 2.98, let alone 2.89.


>>


>> How can every store have exactly the same bottom price for a product like that?


>> And it's not like it was the exact same umbrella. They had various colors, some


>> had text on them.


>


> So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure


> the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.


>

Hey, you're the omnipotent dictatory one. So go work your magic.

--

Danny.

 
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In Disguise

Guest
In other news...

DG stated the obvious:


> ervaqre schreef:


>>>> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich


>>>> man. And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it,


>>>> there'll always be lurkers!


>>>>


>>> How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post


>>> no proof of themselves?


>>


>> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in


>> beta, as you can see, because I summoned neppie.


>>


> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never


> posted.

This is true, I wasn't lurking and not posting, I just wasn't here at all.

^_~ Still, I must have caught whiff of your lurker spell, at least a

little, to bring me back.

 
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ervaqre

Guest
mimus is a fearsome pirate...


>>> I believe they produce it when they get agitated.


>>


>> Agitation? Not arousal? Ohh... too bad. For a moment I thought I had


>> discovered the ultimate *** and drugs pet.


>


> I can't believe someone is just now finding out about this.


>


> You missed the immortal DEA statement "What is the world coming to?"?

What the **** is a DEA and who the **** is this newbie!?!??!

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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ervaqre

Guest
Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...


>>> I believe they produce it when they get agitated.


>>


>> Agitation? Not arousal? Ohh... too bad. For a moment I thought I had


>> discovered the ultimate *** and drugs pet.


>


> I think frogs like the taste of chicken. I wonder what effect one of those


> frogs would have on a chicken. Have a lick and see what kind of trip you


> take. Maybe it'll be fun.

Lick the chicken who licked the frog? That might be dangerous. I've

heard raw chicken can kill you. Not sure about a raw frog though.

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta,


>> as you can see, because I summoned neppie.


>>


> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.

Boris never posted yet you wouldn't want to deny his existence, would

you? And I'm sure there are more lurkers than him/her/it.

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


> True, but the sound of crashing glass is so much more satisfying than the slight


> squish sound from a banana.

Whatever satisfies you sire....

takes a few steps into the other direction


>> Only 40 cents!!!!!


>


> The investment of 99 cents in a 6-pack would mean you could break half of them


> and still have the better deal. Not only that, but now people (mostly female)


> will want to visit you and see or even USE the glass. If you had six, there'd


> have to be 5 people visiting simultaneously for you to run out of glasses. I'm


> betting your home doesn't fit five.

Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors

anything to drink. They should bring their own.


>> So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure


>> the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.


>>


> Hey, you're the omnipotent dictatory one. So go work your magic.

Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in

the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta,


>>> as you can see, because I summoned neppie.


>>>


>> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.


>


> Boris never posted yet you wouldn't want to deny his existence, would


> you? And I'm sure there are more lurkers than him/her/it.


>

Boris is dead. The skeleton of a man that tried to post two years ago, got a

heart attack and now still has Aglami on his screen. That's not really a lurker,

more a tragedy.

--

Danny.

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>> True, but the sound of crashing glass is so much more satisfying than the slight


>> squish sound from a banana.


>


> Whatever satisfies you sire....


>


> takes a few steps into the other direction

/me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles


>>> Only 40 cents!!!!!


>> The investment of 99 cents in a 6-pack would mean you could break half of them


>> and still have the better deal. Not only that, but now people (mostly female)


>> will want to visit you and see or even USE the glass. If you had six, there'd


>> have to be 5 people visiting simultaneously for you to run out of glasses. I'm


>> betting your home doesn't fit five.


>


> Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors


> anything to drink. They should bring their own.

Aren't you in for a surprise when they take your glass fill it and ask you where

your glass is.


>>> So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure


>>> the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.


>>>


>> Hey, you're the omnipotent dictatory one. So go work your magic.


>


> Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in


> the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.

First Gandalf's Goat, Now Reinder's Sheep...

--

Danny.

 
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Kasper

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On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:26:34 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre

<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:


>DG is a fearsome pirate...


>


>>> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta,


>>> as you can see, because I summoned neppie.


>>>


>> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.


>


>Boris never posted yet you wouldn't want to deny his existence, would


>you? And I'm sure there are more lurkers than him/her/it.

If Boris ever posted, it would mean the end of Aglami right there.

--

Kasper

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> Whatever satisfies you sire....


>>


>> takes a few steps into the other direction


>


> /me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles

WhY aRe ThOsE bOtTlEs EmPtY!?!?!?


>> Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors


>> anything to drink. They should bring their own.


>


> Aren't you in for a surprise when they take your glass fill it and ask you where


> your glass is.

Any species that touches my glass shall face extinction.


>> Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in


>> the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.


>


> First Gandalf's Goat, Now Reinder's Sheep...

Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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ervaqre

Guest
Kasper is a fearsome pirate...


>>> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.


>>


>>Boris never posted yet you wouldn't want to deny his existence, would


>>you? And I'm sure there are more lurkers than him/her/it.


>


> If Boris ever posted, it would mean the end of Aglami right there.

Good thing Aglami is immortal then!

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> Whatever satisfies you sire....


>>>


>>> takes a few steps into the other direction


>> /me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles


>


> WhY aRe ThOsE bOtTlEs EmPtY!?!?!?

Because you did the sensible thing and used the toilet instead.


>>> Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors


>>> anything to drink. They should bring their own.


>> Aren't you in for a surprise when they take your glass fill it and ask you where


>> your glass is.


>


> Any species that touches my glass shall face extinction.

And laugh in the face of it, since it resembles yours.


>>> Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in


>>> the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.


>> First Gandalf's Goat, Now Reinder's Sheep...


>


> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.


>

Is she a glutton for mouton?

--

Danny.

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>>>> takes a few steps into the other direction


>>> /me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles


>>


>> WhY aRe ThOsE bOtTlEs EmPtY!?!?!?


>


> Because you did the sensible thing and used the toilet instead.

I'm not a toilet, thank you.


>> Any species that touches my glass shall face extinction.


>


> And laugh in the face of it, since it resembles yours.

My face is not quite female. I even have a beard!


>> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.


>


> Is she a glutton for mouton?

Ask her! She's lurking anyway!

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>>>> takes a few steps into the other direction


>>>> /me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles


>>> WhY aRe ThOsE bOtTlEs EmPtY!?!?!?


>> Because you did the sensible thing and used the toilet instead.


>


> I'm not a toilet, thank you.

You smelled like one though.


>>> Any species that touches my glass shall face extinction.


>> And laugh in the face of it, since it resembles yours.


>


> My face is not quite female. I even have a beard!

Bearded lady. I've actually seen one of those.


>>> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.


>> Is she a glutton for mouton?


>


> Ask her! She's lurking anyway!


>

She's keeping up the lurking quite well.

--

Danny.

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> My face is not quite female. I even have a beard!


>


> Bearded lady. I've actually seen one of those.

Was she hawt?


>>>> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.


>>> Is she a glutton for mouton?


>>


>> Ask her! She's lurking anyway!


>>


> She's keeping up the lurking quite well.

Yeah, how about we punish her for that?

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>> My face is not quite female. I even have a beard!


>> Bearded lady. I've actually seen one of those.


>


> Was she hawt?

I never was into music teachers.


>>>>> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.


>>>> Is she a glutton for mouton?


>>> Ask her! She's lurking anyway!


>>>


>> She's keeping up the lurking quite well.


>


> Yeah, how about we punish her for that?

By being all nice and friendly when she eventually posts? It'd freak her out if

you'd do that.

--

Danny.

 
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ervaqre

Guest
DG is a fearsome pirate...


>>> She's keeping up the lurking quite well.


>>


>> Yeah, how about we punish her for that?


>


> By being all nice and friendly when she eventually posts? It'd freak her out if


> you'd do that.

Huh? But I'm a sweet guy!

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 
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DG

Guest
ervaqre schreef:


>>>> She's keeping up the lurking quite well.


>>> Yeah, how about we punish her for that?


>> By being all nice and friendly when she eventually posts? It'd freak her out if


>> you'd do that.


>


> Huh? But I'm a sweet guy!


>

You should put more effort into getting that across then.

--

Danny.

 
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