it's ok bruce willis will fix it

[ervaqre]

DG is a fearsome pirate...


>> Huh? But I'm a sweet guy!


>>


> You should put more effort into getting that across then.

Neverrrrr!!! We must show these women beings who's boss. It's time to

take up arms! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the

landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we

shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!! Now who's going to

get some beers?

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 

[metro-golden-meower]

On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 08:20:19 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre

<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:


>DG is a fearsome pirate...


>


>>> Huh? But I'm a sweet guy!


>>>


>> You should put more effort into getting that across then.


>


>Neverrrrr!!! We must show these women beings who's boss. It's time to


>take up arms! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the


>landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we


>shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!! Now who's going to


>get some beers?

seeing as churchill's been dead for like 50 years, why not pick up the

torch and lead us all to the pub and get the first round in?

 

[ervaqre]

metro-golden-meower is a fearsome pirate...


>>Neverrrrr!!! We must show these women beings who's boss. It's time to


>>take up arms! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the


>>landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we


>>shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!! Now who's going to


>>get some beers?


>


> seeing as churchill's been dead for like 50 years, why not pick up the


> torch and lead us all to the pub and get the first round in?

but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 

[metro-golden-meower]

On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 00:11:03 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre

<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower is a fearsome pirate...


>


>>>Neverrrrr!!! We must show these women beings who's boss. It's time to


>>>take up arms! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the


>>>landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we


>>>shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!! Now who's going to


>>>get some beers?


>>


>> seeing as churchill's been dead for like 50 years, why not pick up the


>> torch and lead us all to the pub and get the first round in?


>


>but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels

being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather

partial to.

<holds out tankard>

 

[ervaqre]

metro-golden-meower is a fearsome pirate...


>>but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels


>


> being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather


> partial to.


>


><holds out tankard>

greedy *******, it's ALL MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALAH AKBAR!!!

--

ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami

 

[metro-golden-meower]

On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:54:11 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre

<ervaqre@aglami.invalid> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower is a fearsome pirate...


>


>>>but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels


>>


>> being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather


>> partial to.


>>


>><holds out tankard>


>


>greedy *******, it's ALL MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALAH AKBAR!!!

yes. you are a gready *******. now share, or we'll be forced to mount

an attack on your monkey filled island and steal all your bannans.

 

[DG]

metro-golden-meower schreef:


>>>> but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels


>>> being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather


>>> partial to.


>>>


>>> <holds out tankard>


>> greedy *******, it's ALL MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALAH AKBAR!!!


>


> yes. you are a gready *******. now share, or we'll be forced to mount


> an attack on your monkey filled island and steal all your bannans.

Are you plotting to steal Reinder? He is bananas.

--

Danny.

 

[metro-golden-meower]

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:09:06 +0100, DG

<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower schreef:


>>>>> but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels


>>>> being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather


>>>> partial to.


>>>>


>>>> <holds out tankard>


>>> greedy *******, it's ALL MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALAH AKBAR!!!


>>


>> yes. you are a gready *******. now share, or we'll be forced to mount


>> an attack on your monkey filled island and steal all your bannans.


>


>Are you plotting to steal Reinder? He is bananas.

yes. he'll be given to the native weejan flonkers for use as a ***

slave.

 

[DG]

metro-golden-meower schreef:


>>>>>> but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels


>>>>> being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather


>>>>> partial to.


>>>>>


>>>>> <holds out tankard>


>>>> greedy *******, it's ALL MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALAH AKBAR!!!


>>> yes. you are a gready *******. now share, or we'll be forced to mount


>>> an attack on your monkey filled island and steal all your bannans.


>> Are you plotting to steal Reinder? He is bananas.


>


> yes. he'll be given to the native weejan flonkers for use as a ***


> slave.

If Weejan Flonkers are clever Asian girls, he'll be ever so happy with that

arrangement.

--

Danny.

 

[metro-golden-meower]

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:42:21 +0100, DG

<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower schreef:


>>>>>>> but i'm a pirate and i only have some wooden nickels


>>>>>> being a pirate you should have easy access to rum which i'm rather


>>>>>> partial to.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> <holds out tankard>


>>>>> greedy *******, it's ALL MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALAH AKBAR!!!


>>>> yes. you are a gready *******. now share, or we'll be forced to mount


>>>> an attack on your monkey filled island and steal all your bannans.


>>> Are you plotting to steal Reinder? He is bananas.


>>


>> yes. he'll be given to the native weejan flonkers for use as a ***


>> slave.


>


>If Weejan Flonkers are clever Asian girls, he'll be ever so happy with that


>arrangement.

we'll lie to him and tell him they are.