Jamie Erotica

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LP Lager

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Im sick and tired of hearing the same fanfics.This one can actually get to people. I didnt even have to think about this one i just say what i wanna say.

I like grapes and I love dogs said Chester. Me too said Mike.

Mike: lets go and get laid and forget about all about the music.

Chester: Yeah baby lets do it

They both went and just boned each other instead but it was only Jamies Dream. LINKIN PARK ISNT GAY ( NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!!)

Jamie: Wo that was weird I shouldve never dreamt that. IM NOT GAY!!!

Jamie isnt very careful when he is dreaming sometimes he lets his sickest ideas take over him.

But Jamie isnt gay....

Mom: Jamie GET UR ****** *** IN HERE!!!

Jamie wasnt gay his mom just calls him that.

Jamie runs to the kitchen

Jamie: Yeah mommers what do ya want???

Mom: Talk to me like that again and Ill bite ur F****n D**k off!!

Jamie was turned on in an unwanted sick kinda way....but he tried to resist.

His mom reached right for his *you know what* and he screamed ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

It turns out Jamie was just on the toilet taking a u know what.

Jamie has the weirdest ideas sometimes. He thinks hes doing one thing when he is only thinking about it

He screamed only because he was excreting fetal material....ewwww

The=n he turned on the radio...

The song was "One Step Closer" it ended and the radio hosts started talking.

Host #1: Well, it seems many teenagers must resort to the looks of artists because there music just isnt cutting it.

Host #2: Yeah, we made a poll to see which band kids would like most....and the two bands were linkin park and green day..these kids chose green day cuz they thought billie joe was cute and they love his Mascara .

Well Jamie liked Linkin Park better even though his favorite music was **** techno....much similar to the music in the game, "Dead to Rights"

Jamie let his poopie shoot out until he was warpet out and zoned out into another dream.

 

Spike_1412

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Read the rules first.

-No fan fiction can talk about the death or tourcher of either LP or LPF members.

-No fan fiction is alowed to feature vulgare or explicit story lines.

-No fan fiction can feature any members of this site without them first being consulted.

-No pornographics content (words or visual images) is allowed.
 

Dark Angel

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I'm sorry, but the way you're going Lager, I wouldn't be suprised if you got banned within the next month.
 

LP Lager

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ill tone it down a bit then

Jamie ran downstaits and he ate some grapes....

then he had an urge to eat him mom but didnt.....

He was a sick boy and wanted to get all of the sick ideas out of his mind, so he went to counseling.....

Counselor: U are a stupid, stupid, Child!!!

Jamie ran away all the way home and put on his cd player it was called "square dance"

He went home and his mom started calling him again...

Mom: Jamie its time to eat?

Jamie was immediatley filled with sick images...and started banging his head off the wall then imagined himself banging something else it was sick and he needed help and musical figures such as linkin park werent going to help him.

 

ForgottenKid

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Ha and you critize others cuz you dont like their storys. Well atleast their has a story lines are not repeditive for example "jamie was turned of in a sick kind of way" and "Jamie was immediatley filled with sick images..." that Mr. is repeditive, all you did was reword it. Please if your gonna start a story add description, and stop repeating things..we got the point that hes sick minded.
 

UnhingedMouse0

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thank you spike. where is a mod when you need one?
Heres one...

 




-No fan fiction can talk about the death or tourcher of either
LP or LPF members.



-No fan fiction is alowed to feature vulgare or explicit story lines.


-No fan fiction can feature any members of this site without them first being consulted.



-No pornographics content (words or visual images) is allowed.

Spike is right...


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