lovelytragedy Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 This is the thread where you post the funniest joke or diss you've ever heard. If this thread was already made before me, please shut it down immediatly i don't wanna have to cause a problem with anyone. thanks. . so let me start with a joke: (this is not gonna make any sense but whatever, i had to start with something) 'A man walks into a bar... ouch.' Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/6aab9373d738d3ec720db3b1bb201bb1.jpg the devil made me do it and i'll do it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stenners Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight he should look where hes goin then I came up with this threat earlier 'If you dont stop im gonna put a slice of balloni on your head and call you a sandwhich >' Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allieking Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 two elephants walk off a cliff.........BOOM BOOM!!! Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.inoshishi.co.uk/allie/aa.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfreak143 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight he should look where hes goin then I came up with this threat earlier 'If you dont stop im gonna put a slice of balloni on your head and call you a sandwhich >' yeah....didn't you tell me that? Quote drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this I just need a compass, and a willing accomplice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stenners Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Yeap missy i certainly did Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfreak143 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i get this impression that you wanna eat me matt. JK! Quote drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this I just need a compass, and a willing accomplice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad4lp Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 "Here you go, umm... polly? Heres a cracker... umm... well.... mm... Take the CRACER BITCH!" Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/9772e7ba34f708e71ddb925bbeea9f8c.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I like the jokes and disses in Nick Cannon's Wild 'n Out. That shit is funny as fuck! "blabla but your face needs more work than New Orleans!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 "How's it haning bro?" "Lower then ever!" "OH SNAP! High five!" "No I actually mean I'm going through a deep depression" "oh... do I still get a high five?!" Quote HAHAHA i love you ruth! [broken External Image]:http://img84.exs.cx/img84/1907/rasu.jpg <3Steph|Shabana|Fiona|Renai|Gemma|Al|Azem|Ahmed|Vero|Chantal|Heather|Basmah|Tina|COB kids<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPpinkfreak821 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 "hey bitch get back here... polly wants a fuckin blow job." Quote When my time comes, forget what the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind reasons to be missed Don't resent me and when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory [[it isn't an official goodbye, but I'll be gone for long time]]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z44 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 what about yo mama jokes? if u watch yo momma on MTV its sooooo funny. I like the knockouts, like "float like a buttafly, sting like a bee, i slept witcho mama now it burns when I pee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPpinkfreak821 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 what about yo mama jokes? if u watch yo momma on MTV its sooooo funny. I like the knockouts' date=' like "float like a buttafly, sting like a bee, i slept witcho mama now it burns when I pee."[/quote'] bwahahahahaha.... I've seen that show before & I love it. Wild 'n' Out has some good jokes too. Quote When my time comes, forget what the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind reasons to be missed Don't resent me and when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory [[it isn't an official goodbye, but I'll be gone for long time]]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misery Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 what about yo mama jokes? if u watch yo momma on MTV its sooooo funny. I like the knockouts' date=' like "float like a buttafly, sting like a bee, i slept witcho mama now it burns when I pee."[/quote'] That's pretty much ripped off of Family Guy. Quote [broken External Image]:http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9403/untitled28ic6.jpg [broken External Image]:http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1118/22wc5.jpg [broken External Image]:http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2756/7mi3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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