darklinkinpark Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 i have 1 thats not the best in the world but ok. theres this guy and hes on like an island but doesnt hav a boat to get back to shore. so he shouts to a guy on the shore "r there n e alligators in the water?" and the man shouts back "no!" so he swims to the shore and asks the guy "how come theres no alligators?" and the guy replys "cuz the sharks ate them" who else has a good joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpp Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 http://www.aboutteens.org/humor.htm here ppl read every joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester chick Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Here's a longer one... White House conversation George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVme4ever Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 lol.......i just broke my head laughing on dat its funny.....i luv dat joke Quote i ha8 2 luv u kause u love 2 ha8 me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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