Jon Gosselin is a Douchebag

[RoyalOrleans]

Like we need a post to point that out!

Given the opportunity, I'd love.... LOVE to punch Jon Gosselin right square in the face.

Kate deserves about the same treatment, however Jon won't shut that mouth. He just talks and talks and talks and talks without making himself look any better. Like my old man used to say, "No one is above an ***-whipping!" and that is exactly what Jon needs. (And I'd dare say two-thirds of Earth's population could use a thorough whipping.)

At any rate, Jon and Kate are media grubbing attention whores that have no real plan of action to ensure a strong future for those eight beautiful children.

 

[ImWithStupid]

I would like to punch John in the face. I would also like to punch Kate in the face too.

 

[Ahhlee]

Back when their show first started, people were talking about it so I decided to check it out. I gave it two episodes and then never watched another one again. The one I recall the most (but it seems they all go pretty much the same) had them at the grocery store and Kate was literally barking orders at Jon and treating him like a child...loudly....in public.

I would have been thoroughly humiliated.

I think they're both equally responsible for contributing to the sideshow their life has become. He's a cheating whiner and she's an attention grubbing *****. They're both useless fukking human beings so far as I'm concerned.

Yet they have been blessed with 8 gorgeous kids. Eight kids who have watched and are going to have to continue to watch their mom and dad disrespect and shame one another out of pettiness and arrogance. Eight kids who will most likely grow up to behave in exactly the same way as their piece of **** parents.

Life is funny and terribly, terribly cruel like that.

 

[hugo]

Eight kids who will most likely grow up to behave in exactly the same way as their piece of **** parents.

Life is funny and terribly, terribly cruel like that.

Life is not always that way. Believe it or not, my parents are decent people.

 

[mercury]

I've got the one no vote up there.... I wouldn't waste my energy with a punch; I've been told my fists are ineffective. I'd go for a knee to the groin in hopes that he never manages to reproduce again.

They're both douchebags, but I kind of think this is Jon's way of getting even for putting up with her BS for so long.... it's too bad it's happening so publicly, though.

 

[TheJenn88]

Am I the only person in the world who still has no idea what this whole thing is about? I keep seeing their faces pop up on the front pages of news sites and I haven't any idea why.

 

[snafu]

Am I the only person in the world who still has no idea what this whole thing is about? I keep seeing their faces pop up on the front pages of news sites and I haven't any idea why.

No I had to Google him too. I had no idea.

 

[Ahhlee]

Life is not always that way. Believe it or not, my parents are decent people.

hugo, I may be completely off base here but I have a sneaking suspicion that you are actually a very good husband, respectable father and decent human being in real life.

I'm guessing you just save up all your assholeish tendencies and save them up to lavish us with them online.

 

[Ahhlee]

Better watch out, Jon & Kate, the "Balloon Boy" family is gunning for your dysfunctional media family spotlight!!!!

Ooooh, it's going to be a tight race.

 

[mercury]

hugo, I may be completely off base here but I have a sneaking suspicion that you are actually a very good husband, respectable father and decent human being in real life.
I'm guessing you just save up all your assholeish tendencies and save them up to lavish us with them online.

I get that same feeling.

 

[eddo]

Better watch out, Jon & Kate, the "Balloon Boy" family is gunning for your dysfunctional media family spotlight!!!!
Ooooh, it's going to be a tight race.

it's also a sad, sad race....

kinda like a chariot race using 3 legged horses.

 

[hugo]

I get that same feeling.

Y'all gonna ruin my reputation.