Komrade Vostok Hazard
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2005
and now...if I ruled the world
1. Ann Coultier would be forced to eat a bucket full of pig **** and would then be thrown off a bridge into shark infested water
2. Defacing a Soviet flag, A Che Guevara poster or badmouthing communism would be a class A felony. Punishable by torture and eventually death.
3. Religion would still be legal - just not in public. Especially the unwilling public
4. The rich people would get the living **** taxed out of them
5. the middle class won't
6. Anyone who starts or participates in Subculture arguements or USA vs Canada Arguements will be forced to wear a sign that says "I'm a ****ing dipshit" for the rest of their lives
7. No one will be able to make millions by singing, playing lets pretend or playing dress-up or by chasing a ball around. Hell, these ****-eaters will only be allowed to make whatever they get tipped from their audiences
8. Two Words: Mandatory Marijuana
9. Lesbien activity in beverage rooms will NOT be tolerated. Unless they are actual lesbos. And they're in a place that's intended for lesbos
10. Any (even remotely) "macho shithead tough guy real men" will be rounded up and forced to tough out being fed into a plastic shredder feet-first, and their corpses (or whatever is left of them) will be pissed on, and buried upside down
11. War against Pedophila: Shut down ALL teen chatrooms, do not allow any teens or kids on the net FOR ANY REASON, since they really have no business being there, don't allow anyone to show any skin besides their head or arms (and their shoulders and a bit of their backs if its a really hot day), and then...shut down MTV and then put the pop-bimbos and himbos in the electric chair.
12. Anyone found operating a sweat shop, or operating a business that doesn't allow unionization and/or does not pay it's employees a high wage well above the poverty level will be forced to work 24-7 for one year (with two five minute breaks to eat and one hour break to sleep each day). At the end of the year the offenders will be chased onto the street and shot.
13. Chucking things at strippers will not only be legal, but highly encouraged
14. Rednecks will be classified as non-humans.
15. anyone who attempts to insult or belittle someone by calling them "Fag", "bitch", "*****", "queer" or "gay" will not only be forced to forfeit their freedom of speech rights, but will no longer be allowed to open their pie-holes for any reason whatsoever. If they open their mouths other than to breathe after violating, The offender will be shot in the face with a .50 caliber.
16. I will add more as I feel fit
1. Ann Coultier would be forced to eat a bucket full of pig **** and would then be thrown off a bridge into shark infested water
2. Defacing a Soviet flag, A Che Guevara poster or badmouthing communism would be a class A felony. Punishable by torture and eventually death.
3. Religion would still be legal - just not in public. Especially the unwilling public
4. The rich people would get the living **** taxed out of them
5. the middle class won't
6. Anyone who starts or participates in Subculture arguements or USA vs Canada Arguements will be forced to wear a sign that says "I'm a ****ing dipshit" for the rest of their lives
7. No one will be able to make millions by singing, playing lets pretend or playing dress-up or by chasing a ball around. Hell, these ****-eaters will only be allowed to make whatever they get tipped from their audiences
8. Two Words: Mandatory Marijuana
9. Lesbien activity in beverage rooms will NOT be tolerated. Unless they are actual lesbos. And they're in a place that's intended for lesbos
10. Any (even remotely) "macho shithead tough guy real men" will be rounded up and forced to tough out being fed into a plastic shredder feet-first, and their corpses (or whatever is left of them) will be pissed on, and buried upside down
11. War against Pedophila: Shut down ALL teen chatrooms, do not allow any teens or kids on the net FOR ANY REASON, since they really have no business being there, don't allow anyone to show any skin besides their head or arms (and their shoulders and a bit of their backs if its a really hot day), and then...shut down MTV and then put the pop-bimbos and himbos in the electric chair.
12. Anyone found operating a sweat shop, or operating a business that doesn't allow unionization and/or does not pay it's employees a high wage well above the poverty level will be forced to work 24-7 for one year (with two five minute breaks to eat and one hour break to sleep each day). At the end of the year the offenders will be chased onto the street and shot.
13. Chucking things at strippers will not only be legal, but highly encouraged
14. Rednecks will be classified as non-humans.
15. anyone who attempts to insult or belittle someone by calling them "Fag", "bitch", "*****", "queer" or "gay" will not only be forced to forfeit their freedom of speech rights, but will no longer be allowed to open their pie-holes for any reason whatsoever. If they open their mouths other than to breathe after violating, The offender will be shot in the face with a .50 caliber.
16. I will add more as I feel fit
