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Fredric L. Rice
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[Forwarded Ballot - votes must appear in AUK to be counted]
On Tue, 1 May 2007 04:07:27 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
you are a notorious net.kook
you attempt to vote twice
you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
you vote for or against yourself
you vote in a thread other than this one
you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
gb6724@yahoo.com
L.W.(Bill) Hughes II
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
Gerald C Newton
"newschool" of soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Linda Gore
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
PorchMonkey4Life
Steve "BowTie" Young
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gerald C Newton
Linda Gore
MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
Salvador Astucia
None of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dirk Bruere
Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard"
Rhonda Lea Kirk
None of the above
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
Professeur Von TwoSteps
Respondant
None of the above
Abstain
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Gerald C. Newton
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
PorchMonkey4Life
Professeur Von TwoSteps
None of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alex "Dink" Cain
Mike "Miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Greysky
Tom Potter
Neither of the above
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GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Barbara Schwarz
Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Linda Gore
Steve Chaney
Neither of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
Linda Gore
Neither of the above
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Barbara Schwarz
Honest John
Linda Gore
None of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Hagar
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
John Fields
Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard
MCP of soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
PorchMonkey4Life
YES
NO
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan
Neither of the above
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat
Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
Neither of the above
Abstain
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dr. Andrew B Chung
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
PorchMonkey4Life
None of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain
HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Wally Anglesea
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
David Tholen
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
PorchMonkey4Life
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
Abstain
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Brad Guth
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Linda Gore
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk
news.groups.proposals
Abstain
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--
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Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award, Winning Trainer
[Co-] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
---
Christian terrorism murders another half a million people:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/
On Tue, 1 May 2007 04:07:27 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
you are a notorious net.kook
you attempt to vote twice
you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
you vote for or against yourself
you vote in a thread other than this one
you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
gb6724@yahoo.com
L.W.(Bill) Hughes II
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
Gerald C Newton
"newschool" of soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Linda Gore
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
PorchMonkey4Life
Steve "BowTie" Young
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gerald C Newton
Linda Gore
MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
Salvador Astucia
None of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dirk Bruere
Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard"
Rhonda Lea Kirk
None of the above
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
Professeur Von TwoSteps
Respondant
None of the above
Abstain
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Gerald C. Newton
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Crash Street Kidd
PorchMonkey4Life
Professeur Von TwoSteps
None of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alex "Dink" Cain
Mike "Miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Greysky
Tom Potter
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Barbara Schwarz
Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Linda Gore
Steve Chaney
Neither of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
Linda Gore
Neither of the above
Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Barbara Schwarz
Honest John
Linda Gore
None of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Hagar
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
John Fields
Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard
MCP of soc.men
None of the above
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
PorchMonkey4Life
YES
NO
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan
Neither of the above
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat
Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
Neither of the above
Abstain
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dr. Andrew B Chung
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
PorchMonkey4Life
None of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Neither of the above
Abstain
HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Wally Anglesea
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
David Tholen
Michael "Miguel" Cranston
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
PorchMonkey4Life
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
Abstain
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Brad Guth
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Linda Gore
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk
news.groups.proposals
Abstain
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
--
Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks: http://www.caballista.org/auk
COOSN-266-06-58907; Hammer of Thor - August 2005
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award, Winning Trainer
[Co-] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
---
Christian terrorism murders another half a million people:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/
