T
the land surfer
Guest
lead injection for beginners
+++
pull th trigger dickhead
+++
"think he comes from ****sticks are us"
+++
couldnt find th car
so i havent been to th pub
"too stoned"
+++
tomorrow's friday today
+++
migod
i saw a line on th newsreaders face
quick
chuck a half a brick at her paulo
+++
get th ****in hag off my screen
+++
music on:
+++
violent femmes
'blister in th sun'
+++
set th pointer to random
+++
dont want no ****in slapper
readin th news to me
+++
cut to th newsreader on sbs tonight
mary
bit um
in th middle of th piece hey mary
nice pout
+++
shakespears sister
'i dont care'
+++
..
..
..
sorry diary
i ****ed off and was out
at th pub
nice little can of bourbon
like th pretty lady said
hold my breath and swallow
+++
made it in th door and
sixpack safely in th room
barely two minutes before little brother got home
+++
ha
+++
has it REALLY been
two months since i
drank nine bourbons and
did slides on my unicycle past th nightclub doors
in the fortitude valley
+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++
if only they would change th place's name
+++
the valley of guts however
is infested with yuppies
and th clubs close their front doors at
three AM
if ya aint in by then
ya cant stay till five liek th rest
wow
pls change th place's name
+++
for ****s sake
th local council even
fined ME
for ridin a safety bicycle thru
the fortitude valley mall
it was a unicycle ****
a man;s bike
****in pussies
+++
any ****in idiot
can get a fine for ridin a bicycle
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
where's my other wheel ?
up th arse of th last ****wit who asked
such a stupid ****in question
who's th ****in wizard here ?
+++
i dunnno
ya surf on a unicycle and
th dumb ****
is so scared of it
he stands there grinning inanely
but
too pussie to actually ride it
+++
i'll think of ya
next time i drop into a skatebowl on it
ya ****in podknocker
girls biek rider you
+++
dont think
\
my
character
the wizard of the fortitude valley
is appearing tonight
either
+++
more drugs over here
oh hang on
i havent run out yet
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
paulie is
sittin at home and gettin smashed
th wizard hat
with th
black pointer shark fin is
sittin in th car
+++
i wont be out at midnight
to greet
sprung
"spring jennifer"
+++
****em
+++
six months is too good for ya
ppl smile wherever th wheel goes
+++
finally got th little ****s in th skatebowl
to keep their ****in mouths shut
make it look too easy they
can ya do a backflip man
can i have a trick mister pls ?
no
go and get ****ed
this not hard enough for you ****
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
ok
i cop to it
i do listen to this
jumpin into skatebowls
on a 26 inch unicycle and
th mp3 player turned up
HIGH
pls
let no ****head's
MOUTH
engage
+++
no respect
+++
but last week
i was so drunk
and
evil eye glarin
when i hit th bowl
cop this withering stare ya ****s
not one
****in stupid comment
got past th headphones
course
liek i told tripper
first **** to do so is
gettin a can of bourbon chucked at em
be quiet ****s
man's bike droppin into th bowl
shut yr ****in hole
+++
if ya arrive too friendly
th poor dumb ****ers
are askin questions as
ya goin over th edge
kid you not
**** ppl are dumb
+++
worse than ridin a unicycle in th surf
i learned
dont smile at anyone
drop in and
this is my ****in bowl
+++
attitude is everything
+++
goin down is scarier than goin up
i dont muff th downs
huge impact when ya do
+++
cat empire
'hello'
+++
meet th ground
+++
hmm
concrete
+++
gotta catch that downhill slide
+++
goin over th top
six times in a row
i ****ed it up
stepped off th wheel
onto th top
little ****s squeeled when i finally
crested th wall
+++
****in girls bike riders and
wood pushers
and a couple of chicks of course
+++
as usual
you guessed it
a carload goin by
gave me a better
comment on what i was doin
than th folks in th bowl
went right off
+++
th audience
always
always wants more
+++
wot else ya got
do ME a trick
"why th **** would i wanna do that ?"
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
+++
i do find though
that little boys
always respect a unicycle
goin sideways
i leave a foot long black slide on th bottom of th bowl and
well that one wont be ****in talkin for a while
jaw hangin
+++
[deleted]
+++
erratta
my last post
contained a factual error
was 125 thousand
ppl
in one blow
+++
jimmy barnes
'i;d die to be with you tonight'
+++
hey i gave warnings
+++
heard this
aussie guy today sayin he
gunna recant on his deathbed
and convert to muslim
so one of us wouldnt be dead ya dig
+++
ah dude
i dint have th heart to tell ya
most of my
quarter million
confirmed kadaitcha man kills are
muslim
cause i dont think of it that way
+++
they were strikes in retaliation for
terrorist bombings
we think we're special
in oz
+++
pulp fiction urge overkill
'girl you'll be a woman soon'
+++
i'm not fussy
you kill australians
i kill you
+++
i still
stand by my apology
i only gave
one nights notice
last time i killed more than fifty thousand ppl
i showed prejudice
****in rude of me
+++
jet
'look what you've done'
+++
look
all i did was
publicly point th bone of death
after th last kuta beach attacks
and was a bit general
this chick got right into me
in real life
said i whacked 85 odd thousand ppl
think it's more than that
her thought was
maybe it wouldnt have happened
it i wasnt throwin clues to it
cant change it dear
+++
lucky i didnt tell her
i asked for th big wave
"tsunami"
like a year and a half before th
terrorist atttack
that made me ask for it
and all
online and
checkable
+++
U2
'angel of harlem'
+++
she woulda had a spack
+++
it was only 125 000 ppl man
get over it
+++
we didnt know babe
th religion of kuta was
the church of the cult of the dot
back then
just surfin synchronicity
+++
th tv journos still
drive over my kutaman tag
with a date on th road beside it
two weeks before the
first kuta beach attacks
and see nothing local
+++
me and th girls still call it our religion
kuta
neither me
kutaman
or th kuta ladies
had ever heard of kuta beach
+++
tiesto
'adagio for strings'
+++
wot puppet master got me ?
"kuta"
+++
to ride over th whole ****in mountain of kuta
on a 27 inch unicycle
without brakes and
no drugs
no painkilling drugs for my
savages testicles
ache every day ****s
i'll NEVER
apologise for askin for that wave
+++
i rang a bunch of
gummint departments
in th last two months
lookin for sum ****
+++
but no
not one
psychic researcher amongst em
dont th *****s watch tv
+++
dire straights
'romeo and juliet'
+++
wish i didnt watch penn and teller th other night
bullshit special
+++
can i whack th **** paulie ?
"can ya be that specific still ?"
i got dr death
dr azahari
twelve days before he got his
"yeah but"
"we specialize in mass death"
ah **** off
we only got six hundred th other week
+++
"did that one in th mobile phone network"
well thc unt ont h telly made a wish
a six foot wave to
clean all them fishin boats outta here
"was it seven days later dear ?"
close enough
but um
i did leave a message on womble's phone
a week before it
goin
look man
i can move tectonic plates
"and"
he read it as planets
"wot a dork"
+++
tv rock
'flaunt it'
+++
600 up
doesnt change my
quarter of a million paulie
+++
"u should work harder"
+++
why did ya write in our
solipsist bible that
i can grant wishes ya ****
+++
"well"
+++
he got his six foot wave
+++
and within a week
+++
dont mean ****
the oracle of kuta
was ravin about tectonic plates durin that week hey paulie
+++
"not a bit of it babe"
least it wasnt online
and tracable
+++
the black eyed peas
'let's get retarded'
+++
work yr way back and
find me
and
i used to knock on doors
that had shotguns attached to em
collectin money
minder in a showground
seventeen yrs as a carnie
+++
how many ways can ya get rid of a body ?
+++
paulo ?
+++
my twin brother
th man whose head i share
wont talk
+++
jane's still got th wizard's shovel
+++
we're identical twins
he's more identical than i am
+++
tool
'hooker with a penis'
+++
"strawberry"
+++
oh i said jane
this song is
strawberry's song
nother mad redhead
****ed that one up didnt we
?
why u smiling **** ?
+++
"here smoke this"
..
..
..
+++
"they know yr dr death"
keh
"strawberry and pistol"
"she put a charmed symbol on her butt babe"
yeah pistol did
and barbie girl
and kaz but
wot about strawberry
"dont sweat it"
+++
"she never been taken to a party like u did it babe"
+++
so pretty redhead
complainin
she wants to run int h
right hand lane
in oz
it's th smother
th trucks **** th left lane
"sore ****"
<<<smile >>>
so when we go ton th
two way road
and hit th black spot
black
my brother
"me"
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
hits th indicator and
drops into th right side of th road
oncoming
b double
seventy odd feet of truck
comin straight at us and
black aint even noticed it
pistol screamin and
th truck driver automatics cut back ina nd
we hit left blinker and
come back to our side of th road
strawberry got mouthy
dont you know my old man is
she cried
"dont you know who i am she cried"
half hour later at th fire
i tell her
i've met her old man before
drank bourbons with him
and smoked hooch with him
watchin tranny movies
out th back of his
big tough motorcycle shop
first boy in a while
u havent been able to cow
not even a little bit
+++
yeah ok paulo
i dig it man
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'stack the fridge'
+++
****in pretty though
+++
was dead funny
was crackin jokes with senior
who;d be dumb enough
to fall backwards into
th 44 gallon drum fire
and get burned to death
****in near had to save strawberry
she tripped
went arse backwards in th dark and
****in near went in it
+++
same fire
me
dr death
with th two stacked redheads
and a fellow toecutter
we're all sittin at th fire at three am
and this song
had somethin abou tth devil
and
this guy asked me a question and i said
+++
yothu yindi
'romance at garma'
+++
yeah man i am the devil
but dont tell anyone ok
and he did a double take and
asked again
incredulously
yeah man i am the devil
but dont tell anyone ok
and he backed away from me at th fire
+++
then strawberry called me over
no
she waved at me
hello there
and her and i and
th big fella
had this huge convo
umm
underworld convo
th three of us
kinda grew up in it
found we all had mutual friends
which is good right
+++
we arrived at th party
just before three Am
didnt leave brisbane
till after twelve
+++
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
dawn
found me drivin th three of em home
thru th mist and
coldest morning of th winter
up gympie way
and me singin
misty morning
from bob marleys back catalogue
to myself cause
th car radio was keepin th girls awake
+++
he'd had some toes amputated
it's a sign my kiwi dark brother
means yr a toecutter
like her dad
or me
pistol
hot redhead in th back
has too
+++
two weeks later
i was at a table where
five of us
all put our feet up for inspection
mangled feet for th most part
wish they'd put my toe back on straight
is offset
+++
tryin to figure out
at what point in my life
did my online psychic blog
disappear
was just before th weekend where dr death took over again
+++
**** man
+++
i'm ****in still
dr death
i'm still
vice president
of that bundaberg motorcycle club
i dunno man
i got all these
personalities
multi faceted
and
th club never let me resign
ah **** little brother
i'm in trouble
****uk
i pointed th bone of death at
dr death and
said straigth afterwards in this here psychic blog
but there are two dr deaths
and i got th wrong one
was supposed to be
dr death from bundaberg
th bungling doctor
killed so many of my bundaberg brothers and sisters
but
stead of sevend ays it took
12 days and
dr azahari
bomb maker for kuta beach mark 1
got bumped by indo pigs
so bringin true
dr death hitman hit from religion of kuta
+++
ah little brother you got no idea
you never been in a bike club
+++
****s'll pay out on me
+++
i said maureen was biggest mouth in club
you watch and
and th other
week
u hit me up to
check my blog for last contact from me first ex wife cause
u talkin to a
maureen from
bundaberg
a different one but
this woman chased me before to help her in fight against
daughter in law
my ex
chill wnt up my spine
but not cause of my ex
gay lady nightclub bouncer though she was
th club
my old bike club
i owe ****in dues man
+++
never let ya go
worse than a union
+++
double jeapordy
i cant point at him again
if th club still exists
how th **** do i front em
ah look guys
i developed this gift
like i was supposed to and
was sittin here and
did my duty and
pointed th bone of death at dr death and
th **** got off
+++
and it got
th doctor
my religion would most liek to see killed
jeez it's ****ed
+++
george
'chemical dreams'
+++
i asked for an interesting life
or like i said to my psychologist
i asked for an interesting life
i musta killed a chinese
or maybe a million of em
and it just hasnt happened yet
<<<smiel >>>
+++
it was funnier in th flesh
he laughed
+++
next time we find
a 1000 chinese spies amongst us
we drop em out of a plane ok
they got plenty more
+++
always check under th ute
before we discuss our
underthrow of th world
+++
bob marley
'no woman no cry'
+++
now i dont wanna be a **** about this
but we were here first so
we're writin
TOP
upside down
across th great australian desert
in two hundred mile high letters
and a huge arrow
pointing to th south pole
we are not
****ING
down under
egotistical ****s
+++
have to turn yr atlas
upside down
or top wont read write
"right"
looking good matters
+++
i gotta admit
when she thought i;d whacked
a coupel hundred thousand ppl
th look in her eyes was
delicious
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
oh and she let down
+++
not much of a psychic if ya cant feel yr woman let down
+++
i like that
a week before
the last kuta beach bombing
i was squeelin
in my psychic blog
is it gunna kill me this time
when they do it again
like th last tiem they bombed th joint
and it dragged me over th mountain
+++
but penn and teller are right
it's all bullshit right
i mean
just cause i
told my little brother i wanna divorce and i'm movin out
december 23
and
he put 20 punches in my head
and then
two weeks later
th guy next door
leaves his wife
divorces her
on th 23 rd
leavin her with a premmie baby
still in hospital
i dunno man
+++
i still got testicles
might call myself jennie sometimes but
i still got balls and i
not in th habit of tellin my younger brother i wanna divorce
+++
city high
'three way'
+++
<<<smiel >>>
+++
th witchdoctor is
in
+++
contact information is nill
no correspondence will be entered into
all decisions are
final
+++
findin zen
is not about
squeelin in yr blog
pls give me worth give me
comment
+++
machine gun fellatio
'the girl of my dreams is giving me nigthmares'
+++
why a blog in th underground
in th newsgroups
cause it's not wot th other ****heads do
+++
my savages testicles are squeeling
more drugs over here
..
..
..
****in little terrorists
"careful"
"last time ya got mouthy"
"85000 ppl died th next day"
hmm
+++
so who would you kill man
if you had my ability
+++
mostly
i find
when they believe in th flesh
they always give ya a list
+++
wot makes ya think that **** runs things
i can see u dont watch th news
+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++
how's removing him gunna do anything ?
+++
that's just a figurehead man
easily replaceable
+++
think
+++
paulo's gone back to
apologisin to his biek club
he even washed his club t shirt
+++
i saw my brother
black
alive again
bout six weeks ago
beatin **** out of th pub door
for daring to be shut after opening time
**** he was mouthy
on purpose tourettes syndrome
+++
if an aussie says he had an purpose
means he had an accident
well
kinda
sometimes they're on purpose
+++
i knew this bus driver
in brizzie
who used t have
on purposes
+++
kristin hersh and michael stipe
'your ghost'
+++
my apologies michael
last time i wrote this track listing down
i gave u her last name
+++
the stoners bible is flawed
the stoners bible
+++
****
+++
thought u were dead ya ****
never quite goes away
+++
like my twin brother
black
my male personality
+++
is so funny
pll dont quite get
ya meet jenny and
do **** to er and
next time round
black shits on ya
+++
i had two girlfriends
th sex went under one day in two
my twin brother sacked both of em
in one week
+++
phill collins
'in the air tonight'
+++
sorry
if th sex slips under fifty percent
th boy in me
turns into a ****
i got sore nuts
wot can i say
"**** off"
+++
"next birthday"
"i aint havin three ex girlfriends ringin me ok"
we'll see
<<<smile >>>
+++
havin a bit of a break
i chew threw em
girls are weak as piss
you know
+++
"dont marry one for sex anyway"
+++
bananarama
'venus'
+++
i'm off
watchin
9/11
the falling man
+++
Knock Knock
"yeah man"
"yeah i'll turn my telly on"
"watchinth first plane goint o th twoe rand"
"look down and i'm readin"
"tom wolfe"
"the right stuff"
"page three"
"about wot it's liek to be burned alive in avgas"
"later"
..
..
..
"the devil"
the land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
U2
'the unforgettable fire'
+++
pull th trigger dickhead
+++
"think he comes from ****sticks are us"
+++
couldnt find th car
so i havent been to th pub
"too stoned"
+++
tomorrow's friday today
+++
migod
i saw a line on th newsreaders face
quick
chuck a half a brick at her paulo
+++
get th ****in hag off my screen
+++
music on:
+++
violent femmes
'blister in th sun'
+++
set th pointer to random
+++
dont want no ****in slapper
readin th news to me
+++
cut to th newsreader on sbs tonight
mary
bit um
in th middle of th piece hey mary
nice pout
+++
shakespears sister
'i dont care'
+++
..
..
..
sorry diary
i ****ed off and was out
at th pub
nice little can of bourbon
like th pretty lady said
hold my breath and swallow
+++
made it in th door and
sixpack safely in th room
barely two minutes before little brother got home
+++
ha
+++
has it REALLY been
two months since i
drank nine bourbons and
did slides on my unicycle past th nightclub doors
in the fortitude valley
+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++
if only they would change th place's name
+++
the valley of guts however
is infested with yuppies
and th clubs close their front doors at
three AM
if ya aint in by then
ya cant stay till five liek th rest
wow
pls change th place's name
+++
for ****s sake
th local council even
fined ME
for ridin a safety bicycle thru
the fortitude valley mall
it was a unicycle ****
a man;s bike
****in pussies
+++
any ****in idiot
can get a fine for ridin a bicycle
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
where's my other wheel ?
up th arse of th last ****wit who asked
such a stupid ****in question
who's th ****in wizard here ?
+++
i dunnno
ya surf on a unicycle and
th dumb ****
is so scared of it
he stands there grinning inanely
but
too pussie to actually ride it
+++
i'll think of ya
next time i drop into a skatebowl on it
ya ****in podknocker
girls biek rider you
+++
dont think
\
my
character
the wizard of the fortitude valley
is appearing tonight
either
+++
more drugs over here
oh hang on
i havent run out yet
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
paulie is
sittin at home and gettin smashed
th wizard hat
with th
black pointer shark fin is
sittin in th car
+++
i wont be out at midnight
to greet
sprung
"spring jennifer"
+++
****em
+++
six months is too good for ya
ppl smile wherever th wheel goes
+++
finally got th little ****s in th skatebowl
to keep their ****in mouths shut
make it look too easy they
can ya do a backflip man
can i have a trick mister pls ?
no
go and get ****ed
this not hard enough for you ****
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
ok
i cop to it
i do listen to this
jumpin into skatebowls
on a 26 inch unicycle and
th mp3 player turned up
HIGH
pls
let no ****head's
MOUTH
engage
+++
no respect
+++
but last week
i was so drunk
and
evil eye glarin
when i hit th bowl
cop this withering stare ya ****s
not one
****in stupid comment
got past th headphones
course
liek i told tripper
first **** to do so is
gettin a can of bourbon chucked at em
be quiet ****s
man's bike droppin into th bowl
shut yr ****in hole
+++
if ya arrive too friendly
th poor dumb ****ers
are askin questions as
ya goin over th edge
kid you not
**** ppl are dumb
+++
worse than ridin a unicycle in th surf
i learned
dont smile at anyone
drop in and
this is my ****in bowl
+++
attitude is everything
+++
goin down is scarier than goin up
i dont muff th downs
huge impact when ya do
+++
cat empire
'hello'
+++
meet th ground
+++
hmm
concrete
+++
gotta catch that downhill slide
+++
goin over th top
six times in a row
i ****ed it up
stepped off th wheel
onto th top
little ****s squeeled when i finally
crested th wall
+++
****in girls bike riders and
wood pushers
and a couple of chicks of course
+++
as usual
you guessed it
a carload goin by
gave me a better
comment on what i was doin
than th folks in th bowl
went right off
+++
th audience
always
always wants more
+++
wot else ya got
do ME a trick
"why th **** would i wanna do that ?"
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
+++
i do find though
that little boys
always respect a unicycle
goin sideways
i leave a foot long black slide on th bottom of th bowl and
well that one wont be ****in talkin for a while
jaw hangin
+++
[deleted]
+++
erratta
my last post
contained a factual error
was 125 thousand
ppl
in one blow
+++
jimmy barnes
'i;d die to be with you tonight'
+++
hey i gave warnings
+++
heard this
aussie guy today sayin he
gunna recant on his deathbed
and convert to muslim
so one of us wouldnt be dead ya dig
+++
ah dude
i dint have th heart to tell ya
most of my
quarter million
confirmed kadaitcha man kills are
muslim
cause i dont think of it that way
+++
they were strikes in retaliation for
terrorist bombings
we think we're special
in oz
+++
pulp fiction urge overkill
'girl you'll be a woman soon'
+++
i'm not fussy
you kill australians
i kill you
+++
i still
stand by my apology
i only gave
one nights notice
last time i killed more than fifty thousand ppl
i showed prejudice
****in rude of me
+++
jet
'look what you've done'
+++
look
all i did was
publicly point th bone of death
after th last kuta beach attacks
and was a bit general
this chick got right into me
in real life
said i whacked 85 odd thousand ppl
think it's more than that
her thought was
maybe it wouldnt have happened
it i wasnt throwin clues to it
cant change it dear
+++
lucky i didnt tell her
i asked for th big wave
"tsunami"
like a year and a half before th
terrorist atttack
that made me ask for it
and all
online and
checkable
+++
U2
'angel of harlem'
+++
she woulda had a spack
+++
it was only 125 000 ppl man
get over it
+++
we didnt know babe
th religion of kuta was
the church of the cult of the dot
back then
just surfin synchronicity
+++
th tv journos still
drive over my kutaman tag
with a date on th road beside it
two weeks before the
first kuta beach attacks
and see nothing local
+++
me and th girls still call it our religion
kuta
neither me
kutaman
or th kuta ladies
had ever heard of kuta beach
+++
tiesto
'adagio for strings'
+++
wot puppet master got me ?
"kuta"
+++
to ride over th whole ****in mountain of kuta
on a 27 inch unicycle
without brakes and
no drugs
no painkilling drugs for my
savages testicles
ache every day ****s
i'll NEVER
apologise for askin for that wave
+++
i rang a bunch of
gummint departments
in th last two months
lookin for sum ****
+++
but no
not one
psychic researcher amongst em
dont th *****s watch tv
+++
dire straights
'romeo and juliet'
+++
wish i didnt watch penn and teller th other night
bullshit special
+++
can i whack th **** paulie ?
"can ya be that specific still ?"
i got dr death
dr azahari
twelve days before he got his
"yeah but"
"we specialize in mass death"
ah **** off
we only got six hundred th other week
+++
"did that one in th mobile phone network"
well thc unt ont h telly made a wish
a six foot wave to
clean all them fishin boats outta here
"was it seven days later dear ?"
close enough
but um
i did leave a message on womble's phone
a week before it
goin
look man
i can move tectonic plates
"and"
he read it as planets
"wot a dork"
+++
tv rock
'flaunt it'
+++
600 up
doesnt change my
quarter of a million paulie
+++
"u should work harder"
+++
why did ya write in our
solipsist bible that
i can grant wishes ya ****
+++
"well"
+++
he got his six foot wave
+++
and within a week
+++
dont mean ****
the oracle of kuta
was ravin about tectonic plates durin that week hey paulie
+++
"not a bit of it babe"
least it wasnt online
and tracable
+++
the black eyed peas
'let's get retarded'
+++
work yr way back and
find me
and
i used to knock on doors
that had shotguns attached to em
collectin money
minder in a showground
seventeen yrs as a carnie
+++
how many ways can ya get rid of a body ?
+++
paulo ?
+++
my twin brother
th man whose head i share
wont talk
+++
jane's still got th wizard's shovel
+++
we're identical twins
he's more identical than i am
+++
tool
'hooker with a penis'
+++
"strawberry"
+++
oh i said jane
this song is
strawberry's song
nother mad redhead
****ed that one up didnt we
?
why u smiling **** ?
+++
"here smoke this"
..
..
..
+++
"they know yr dr death"
keh
"strawberry and pistol"
"she put a charmed symbol on her butt babe"
yeah pistol did
and barbie girl
and kaz but
wot about strawberry
"dont sweat it"
+++
"she never been taken to a party like u did it babe"
+++
so pretty redhead
complainin
she wants to run int h
right hand lane
in oz
it's th smother
th trucks **** th left lane
"sore ****"
<<<smile >>>
so when we go ton th
two way road
and hit th black spot
black
my brother
"me"
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
hits th indicator and
drops into th right side of th road
oncoming
b double
seventy odd feet of truck
comin straight at us and
black aint even noticed it
pistol screamin and
th truck driver automatics cut back ina nd
we hit left blinker and
come back to our side of th road
strawberry got mouthy
dont you know my old man is
she cried
"dont you know who i am she cried"
half hour later at th fire
i tell her
i've met her old man before
drank bourbons with him
and smoked hooch with him
watchin tranny movies
out th back of his
big tough motorcycle shop
first boy in a while
u havent been able to cow
not even a little bit
+++
yeah ok paulo
i dig it man
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'stack the fridge'
+++
****in pretty though
+++
was dead funny
was crackin jokes with senior
who;d be dumb enough
to fall backwards into
th 44 gallon drum fire
and get burned to death
****in near had to save strawberry
she tripped
went arse backwards in th dark and
****in near went in it
+++
same fire
me
dr death
with th two stacked redheads
and a fellow toecutter
we're all sittin at th fire at three am
and this song
had somethin abou tth devil
and
this guy asked me a question and i said
+++
yothu yindi
'romance at garma'
+++
yeah man i am the devil
but dont tell anyone ok
and he did a double take and
asked again
incredulously
yeah man i am the devil
but dont tell anyone ok
and he backed away from me at th fire
+++
then strawberry called me over
no
she waved at me
hello there
and her and i and
th big fella
had this huge convo
umm
underworld convo
th three of us
kinda grew up in it
found we all had mutual friends
which is good right
+++
we arrived at th party
just before three Am
didnt leave brisbane
till after twelve
+++
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
dawn
found me drivin th three of em home
thru th mist and
coldest morning of th winter
up gympie way
and me singin
misty morning
from bob marleys back catalogue
to myself cause
th car radio was keepin th girls awake
+++
he'd had some toes amputated
it's a sign my kiwi dark brother
means yr a toecutter
like her dad
or me
pistol
hot redhead in th back
has too
+++
two weeks later
i was at a table where
five of us
all put our feet up for inspection
mangled feet for th most part
wish they'd put my toe back on straight
is offset
+++
tryin to figure out
at what point in my life
did my online psychic blog
disappear
was just before th weekend where dr death took over again
+++
**** man
+++
i'm ****in still
dr death
i'm still
vice president
of that bundaberg motorcycle club
i dunno man
i got all these
personalities
multi faceted
and
th club never let me resign
ah **** little brother
i'm in trouble
****uk
i pointed th bone of death at
dr death and
said straigth afterwards in this here psychic blog
but there are two dr deaths
and i got th wrong one
was supposed to be
dr death from bundaberg
th bungling doctor
killed so many of my bundaberg brothers and sisters
but
stead of sevend ays it took
12 days and
dr azahari
bomb maker for kuta beach mark 1
got bumped by indo pigs
so bringin true
dr death hitman hit from religion of kuta
+++
ah little brother you got no idea
you never been in a bike club
+++
****s'll pay out on me
+++
i said maureen was biggest mouth in club
you watch and
and th other
week
u hit me up to
check my blog for last contact from me first ex wife cause
u talkin to a
maureen from
bundaberg
a different one but
this woman chased me before to help her in fight against
daughter in law
my ex
chill wnt up my spine
but not cause of my ex
gay lady nightclub bouncer though she was
th club
my old bike club
i owe ****in dues man
+++
never let ya go
worse than a union
+++
double jeapordy
i cant point at him again
if th club still exists
how th **** do i front em
ah look guys
i developed this gift
like i was supposed to and
was sittin here and
did my duty and
pointed th bone of death at dr death and
th **** got off
+++
and it got
th doctor
my religion would most liek to see killed
jeez it's ****ed
+++
george
'chemical dreams'
+++
i asked for an interesting life
or like i said to my psychologist
i asked for an interesting life
i musta killed a chinese
or maybe a million of em
and it just hasnt happened yet
<<<smiel >>>
+++
it was funnier in th flesh
he laughed
+++
next time we find
a 1000 chinese spies amongst us
we drop em out of a plane ok
they got plenty more
+++
always check under th ute
before we discuss our
underthrow of th world
+++
bob marley
'no woman no cry'
+++
now i dont wanna be a **** about this
but we were here first so
we're writin
TOP
upside down
across th great australian desert
in two hundred mile high letters
and a huge arrow
pointing to th south pole
we are not
****ING
down under
egotistical ****s
+++
have to turn yr atlas
upside down
or top wont read write
"right"
looking good matters
+++
i gotta admit
when she thought i;d whacked
a coupel hundred thousand ppl
th look in her eyes was
delicious
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
oh and she let down
+++
not much of a psychic if ya cant feel yr woman let down
+++
i like that
a week before
the last kuta beach bombing
i was squeelin
in my psychic blog
is it gunna kill me this time
when they do it again
like th last tiem they bombed th joint
and it dragged me over th mountain
+++
but penn and teller are right
it's all bullshit right
i mean
just cause i
told my little brother i wanna divorce and i'm movin out
december 23
and
he put 20 punches in my head
and then
two weeks later
th guy next door
leaves his wife
divorces her
on th 23 rd
leavin her with a premmie baby
still in hospital
i dunno man
+++
i still got testicles
might call myself jennie sometimes but
i still got balls and i
not in th habit of tellin my younger brother i wanna divorce
+++
city high
'three way'
+++
<<<smiel >>>
+++
th witchdoctor is
in
+++
contact information is nill
no correspondence will be entered into
all decisions are
final
+++
findin zen
is not about
squeelin in yr blog
pls give me worth give me
comment
+++
machine gun fellatio
'the girl of my dreams is giving me nigthmares'
+++
why a blog in th underground
in th newsgroups
cause it's not wot th other ****heads do
+++
my savages testicles are squeeling
more drugs over here
..
..
..
****in little terrorists
"careful"
"last time ya got mouthy"
"85000 ppl died th next day"
hmm
+++
so who would you kill man
if you had my ability
+++
mostly
i find
when they believe in th flesh
they always give ya a list
+++
wot makes ya think that **** runs things
i can see u dont watch th news
+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++
how's removing him gunna do anything ?
+++
that's just a figurehead man
easily replaceable
+++
think
+++
paulo's gone back to
apologisin to his biek club
he even washed his club t shirt
+++
i saw my brother
black
alive again
bout six weeks ago
beatin **** out of th pub door
for daring to be shut after opening time
**** he was mouthy
on purpose tourettes syndrome
+++
if an aussie says he had an purpose
means he had an accident
well
kinda
sometimes they're on purpose
+++
i knew this bus driver
in brizzie
who used t have
on purposes
+++
kristin hersh and michael stipe
'your ghost'
+++
my apologies michael
last time i wrote this track listing down
i gave u her last name
+++
the stoners bible is flawed
the stoners bible
+++
****
+++
thought u were dead ya ****
never quite goes away
+++
like my twin brother
black
my male personality
+++
is so funny
pll dont quite get
ya meet jenny and
do **** to er and
next time round
black shits on ya
+++
i had two girlfriends
th sex went under one day in two
my twin brother sacked both of em
in one week
+++
phill collins
'in the air tonight'
+++
sorry
if th sex slips under fifty percent
th boy in me
turns into a ****
i got sore nuts
wot can i say
"**** off"
+++
"next birthday"
"i aint havin three ex girlfriends ringin me ok"
we'll see
<<<smile >>>
+++
havin a bit of a break
i chew threw em
girls are weak as piss
you know
+++
"dont marry one for sex anyway"
+++
bananarama
'venus'
+++
i'm off
watchin
9/11
the falling man
+++
Knock Knock
"yeah man"
"yeah i'll turn my telly on"
"watchinth first plane goint o th twoe rand"
"look down and i'm readin"
"tom wolfe"
"the right stuff"
"page three"
"about wot it's liek to be burned alive in avgas"
"later"
..
..
..
"the devil"
the land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
U2
'the unforgettable fire'