Leno says-Wake up, be thankful !

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Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...

I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.

Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....

'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the
source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the
country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence,
2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we
so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water
24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
and heating in the winter?

Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?

Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and
see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
move through each state?

Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
the way that can provide temporary shelter?

I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
around the world is just not good enough.

Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take
you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and
your belongings.

Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against
attack or loss.

This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

Fact is we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a
great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we
don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the
good Lord we live here.

I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has
no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent
approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in
the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an
economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been
called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the
spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
unhappy you couldn't take a look around for your self and see all the
good things and be glad?

Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually
caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was
failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have
to go.

They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it
bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will
watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids
selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets
are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when
criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one
way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
did he would have done it this way'...Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God
several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative.

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are
we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?'

Jay Leno
2007
 
Hi,

Im always the sort of glass half full then half empty kind of guy,
always try and look on the bright side.

However I dont think Jay Leno is the right person to talk about this
sort of thing, hes very rich, isn't in danger of losing his house or
job so its hard for him to understand what the average man in the
street is going through.

Just a thought.

Thanks
 
"English-Elephant" <mancmanc@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> Hi,
>
> Im


"I'm," damn you. "I'm."

> always the sort of glass half full then half empty kind of guy,
> always try and look on the bright side.
>
> However I dont


"don't," damn you. "don't."

> think Jay Leno is the right person to talk about this
> sort of thing, hes


"he's," damn you. "he's."

-Eddie Haskell

> very rich, isn't in danger of losing his house or
> job so its hard for him to understand what the average man in the
> street is going through.
>
> Just a thought.
>
> Thanks
 
On Mar 31, 7:23 am, trippin-2-8-track <rottedHo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...
>
> I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
> and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
> Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.
>
> Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
>
> 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
> poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the
> source, right?
>
> The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
> with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the
> country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence,
> 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
>
> So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we
> so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water
> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
>
> Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
> and heating in the winter?
>
> Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
>
> Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and
> see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
>
> Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
> Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
> move through each state?
>
> Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
> the way that can provide temporary shelter?
>
> I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
> around the world is just not good enough.
>
> Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
> and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take
> you to the hospital.
>
> Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
> may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
> group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
> equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and
> your belongings.
>
> Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
> burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
> bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against
> attack or loss.
>
> This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
> raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
> teenagers own cell phones and computers.
>
> How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
> enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
> has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.
>
> Fact is we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
> world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a
> great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
> blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we
> don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the
> good Lord we live here.
>
> I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has
> no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent
> approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in
> the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an
> economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been
> called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the
> spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?
>
> The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
> defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
> news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
> unhappy you couldn't take a look around for your self and see all the
> good things and be glad?
>
> Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually
> caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was
> failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.
>
> Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
> volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
> freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have
> to go.
>
> They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
> discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
> scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
>
> So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
> Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it
> bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will
> watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids
> selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets
> are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when
> criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one
> way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
> Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
> did he would have done it this way'...Insane!
>
> Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
> the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
> your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
> country. There is exponentially more good than bad.
>
> We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God
> several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative.
>
> 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
> flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
> another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are
> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
> Allegiance?'
>
> Jay Leno
> 2007


It doesn't sound like him. I haven't read much of what he has
written, but he does contribute to magazines like Popular Mechanics
and this doesn't really sound similar in style.
AND in fact I just found this, which shows it was not written by
Leno:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp
It's really a shame that some people need to lie in order to get an
idea across. It simply illustrates that the idea doesn't speak for
itself. It's the same reason FOX News constantly says "fair and
balanced" because you'd never come to that conclusion via your own
devices. It's the same as spreading venom and saying it was written
by Andy Rooney. Such dishonest tactics should be shunned as vile and
reprehensible.
 
"English-Elephant" <mancmanc@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:e306e10b-9c51-49f6-81d1-7c573c56e85e@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Hi,
>
> Im always the sort of glass half full then half empty kind of guy,
> always try and look on the bright side.
>
> However I dont think Jay Leno is the right person to talk about this
> sort of thing, hes very rich, isn't in danger of losing his house or
> job so its hard for him to understand what the average man in the
> street is going through.
>
> Just a thought.
>
> Thanks


He WAS an average guy who made good. SO WHAT?! Isn't that CAPITALISM??

Kitty
 
On Mar 31, 12:36 pm, "Kitty" <cowgi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "English-Elephant" <mancm...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:e306e10b-9c51-49f6-81d1-7c573c56e85e@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Hi,

>
> > Im always the sort of glass half full then half empty kind of guy,
> > always try and look on the bright side.

>
> > However I dont think Jay Leno is the right person to talk about this
> > sort of thing, hes very rich, isn't in danger of losing his house or
> > job so its hard for him to understand what the average man in the
> > street is going through.

>
> > Just a thought.

>
> > Thanks

>
> He WAS an average guy who made good. SO WHAT?! Isn't that CAPITALISM??
>
> Kitty


He didn't write it!
 
In our last episode,
<fb0d9bdf-8474-4508-9e17-8554d9764b44@13g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, the
lovely and talented trippin-2-8-track broadcast on alt.politics:

> Jay Leno wrote this;


That's a lie. He did not.

> Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?


A whopper of major proportions.


--
Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/> usenet@larseighner.com
Countdown: 294 days to go.
 
"Lars Eighner" <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in message
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> In our last episode,
> <fb0d9bdf-8474-4508-9e17-8554d9764b44@13g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, the
> lovely and talented trippin-2-8-track broadcast on alt.politics:
>
>> Jay Leno wrote this;

>
> That's a lie. He did not.
>
>> Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?

>
> A whopper of major proportions.


Sorry, you'll have to go to Burger King for that.

-Eddie Haskell
 
On Mar 31, 5:23 am, trippin-2-8-track <rottedHo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...
>
> I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
> and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
> Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.
>
> Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
>
> 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
> poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the
> source, right?
>
> The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
> with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the
> country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence,
> 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
>
> So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we
> so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water
> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
>
> Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
> and heating in the winter?
>
> Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
>
> Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and
> see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
>
> Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
> Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
> move through each state?
>
> Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
> the way that can provide temporary shelter?
>
> I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
> around the world is just not good enough.
>
> Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
> and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take
> you to the hospital.
>
> Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
> may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
> group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
> equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and
> your belongings.
>
> Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
> burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
> bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against
> attack or loss.
>
> This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
> raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
> teenagers own cell phones and computers.
>
> How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
> enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
> has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.
>
> Fact is we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
> world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a
> great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
> blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we
> don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the
> good Lord we live here.
>
> I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has
> no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent
> approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in
> the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an
> economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been
> called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the
> spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?
>
> The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
> defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
> news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
> unhappy you couldn't take a look around for your self and see all the
> good things and be glad?
>
> Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually
> caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was
> failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.
>
> Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
> volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
> freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have
> to go.
>
> They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
> discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
> scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
>
> So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
> Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it
> bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will
> watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids
> selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets
> are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when
> criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one
> way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
> Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
> did he would have done it this way'...Insane!
>
> Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
> the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
> your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
> country. There is exponentially more good than bad.
>
> We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God
> several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative.
>
> 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
> flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
> another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are
> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
> Allegiance?'
>
> Jay Leno
> 2007


Jay Leno is a Republican tool. He's a multimillionaire and isolated
from the real America. Also, he hasn't been funny for over twenty
years now.
 
In our last episode,
<63aee529-c0fa-471a-b9b6-54b2aafdc073@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com>, the
lovely and talented This is your brain on Fox News. broadcast on
alt.politics.democrats:

> On Mar 31, 5:23 am, trippin-2-8-track <rottedHo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...
>>
>> I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
>> and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
>> Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.
>>
>> Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
>> Jay Leno
>> 2007


> Jay Leno is a Republican tool. He's a multimillionaire and isolated
> from the real America. Also, he hasn't been funny for over twenty
> years now.


That may be, but he didn't write the essay attributed to him.

--
Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/> usenet@larseighner.com
Countdown: 294 days to go.
 
On Mar 31, 1:51 pm, "This is your brain on Fox News."
<goofin...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 31, 5:23 am, trippin-2-8-track <rottedHo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...

>
> > I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
> > and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
> > Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.

>
> > Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....

>
> > 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
> > poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the
> > source, right?

>
> > The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
> > with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the
> > country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence,
> > 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

>
> > So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we
> > so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water
> > 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

>
> > Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
> > and heating in the winter?

>
> > Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?

>
> > Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and
> > see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

>
> > Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
> > Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
> > move through each state?

>
> > Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
> > the way that can provide temporary shelter?

>
> > I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
> > around the world is just not good enough.

>
> > Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
> > and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take
> > you to the hospital.

>
> > Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
> > may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
> > group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
> > equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and
> > your belongings.

>
> > Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
> > burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
> > bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against
> > attack or loss.

>
> > This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
> > raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
> > teenagers own cell phones and computers.

>
> > How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
> > enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
> > has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

>
> > Fact is we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
> > world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a
> > great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
> > blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we
> > don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the
> > good Lord we live here.

>
> > I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has
> > no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent
> > approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in
> > the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an
> > economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been
> > called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the
> > spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

>
> > The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
> > defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
> > news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
> > unhappy you couldn't take a look around for your self and see all the
> > good things and be glad?

>
> > Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually
> > caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was
> > failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

>
> > Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
> > volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
> > freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have
> > to go.

>
> > They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
> > discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
> > scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

>
> > So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
> > Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it
> > bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will
> > watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids
> > selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets
> > are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when
> > criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one
> > way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
> > Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
> > did he would have done it this way'...Insane!

>
> > Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
> > the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
> > your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
> > country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

>
> > We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God
> > several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative.

>
> > 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
> > flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
> > another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are
> > we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
> > Allegiance?'

>
> > Jay Leno
> > 2007

>
> Jay Leno is a Republican tool. He's a multimillionaire and isolated
> from the real America. Also, he hasn't been funny for over twenty
> years now.


He didn't write it. You just assumed he did because somebody told you
he did. Like a good sheep, you didn't ask questions, making YOU the
tool.
 
"This is your brain on Fox News." <goofindoo@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:63aee529-c0fa-471a-b9b6-54b2aafdc073@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 31, 5:23 am, trippin-2-8-track <rottedHo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...
>>
>> I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
>> and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
>> Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.
>>
>> Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
>>
>> 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
>> poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the
>> source, right?
>>
>> The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
>> with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the
>> country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence,
>> 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
>>
>> So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we
>> so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water
>> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
>>
>> Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
>> and heating in the winter?
>>
>> Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
>>
>> Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and
>> see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
>>
>> Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
>> Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
>> move through each state?
>>
>> Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
>> the way that can provide temporary shelter?
>>
>> I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
>> around the world is just not good enough.
>>
>> Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
>> and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take
>> you to the hospital.
>>
>> Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
>> may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
>> group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
>> equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and
>> your belongings.
>>
>> Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
>> burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
>> bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against
>> attack or loss.
>>
>> This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
>> raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
>> teenagers own cell phones and computers.
>>
>> How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
>> enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
>> has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.
>>
>> Fact is we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
>> world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a
>> great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
>> blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we
>> don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the
>> good Lord we live here.
>>
>> I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has
>> no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent
>> approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in
>> the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an
>> economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been
>> called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the
>> spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?
>>
>> The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
>> defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
>> news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
>> unhappy you couldn't take a look around for your self and see all the
>> good things and be glad?
>>
>> Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually
>> caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was
>> failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.
>>
>> Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
>> volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
>> freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have
>> to go.
>>
>> They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
>> discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
>> scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
>>
>> So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
>> Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it
>> bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will
>> watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids
>> selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets
>> are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when
>> criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one
>> way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
>> Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
>> did he would have done it this way'...Insane!
>>
>> Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
>> the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
>> your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
>> country. There is exponentially more good than bad.
>>
>> We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God
>> several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative.
>>
>> 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
>> flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
>> another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are
>> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
>> Allegiance?'
>>
>> Jay Leno
>> 2007

>
> Jay Leno is a Republican tool.


How so? Leno didn't even write the above, brainless democrat tool.

Hahahaha!

> He's a multimillionaire and isolated
> from the real America. Also, he hasn't been funny for over twenty
> years now.


No, we're talking about Leno, not Letterman.

O'Reilly: Do you want us to win in Iraq?

Letterman: Well, in the beginning I was for the war because I felt like we
needed to do "something."

Huh?

Whiz bang!

Letterman: I think about 60% of what you say is crap.

O'Reilly: Oh? Well, give me an example.

Letterman: I can't. I don't watch the show.

Huh?

Whiz bang!

-Eddie Haskell
 
"az willie" <sclaus@npole.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A727B6962963456321@69.28.173.184...
>z <gzuckier@snail-mail.net> wrote in news:43eec2d3-5da0-48a5-bd3a-
> a1cf33090769@t54g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>
>> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

>
> ===========
> Aha!!!
>
> The so called diatribe by Leno is a complete falsehood.
>
> Thank God.


Yeah, thank god he wasn't urging people to be thankful.

Whew..

> I knew that didn't sound like the Leno I have always seen.


Yeah, urging people to be thankful rather than blubbering ingrates wouldn't
be very democrat of him.

Again, whew and double whew..

-Eddie Haskell

> trippin-2-8 track should be horsewhipped for propagating this lie.
>
> Must be a Republican.
>
> Lies are all they know.
 
In article <GUaIj.23734$Er2.1077@bignews6.bellsouth.net>, bdbdb@hshshs.com
says...
>
>
>
>"This is your brain on Fox News." <goofindoo@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:63aee529-c0fa-471a-b9b6-54b2aafdc073@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>> On Mar 31, 5:23 am, trippin-2-8-track <rottedHo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...
>>>
>>> I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective
>>> and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay
>>> Leno!! He may be a comic, but he has his head on straight.
>>>
>>> Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
>>>
>>> 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
>>> poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the
>>> source, right?
>>>
>>> The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
>>> with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the
>>> country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence,
>>> 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
>>>
>>> So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we
>>> so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water
>>> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
>>>
>>> Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
>>> and heating in the winter?
>>>
>>> Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
>>>
>>> Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and
>>> see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
>>>
>>> Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
>>> Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
>>> move through each state?
>>>
>>> Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
>>> the way that can provide temporary shelter?
>>>
>>> I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
>>> around the world is just not good enough.
>>>
>>> Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
>>> and provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take
>>> you to the hospital.
>>>
>>> Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
>>> may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
>>> group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
>>> equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and
>>> your belongings.
>>>
>>> Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
>>> burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
>>> bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against
>>> attack or loss.
>>>
>>> This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
>>> raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
>>> teenagers own cell phones and computers.
>>>
>>> How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
>>> enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
>>> has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.
>>>
>>> Fact is we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
>>> world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a
>>> great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
>>> blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we
>>> don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the
>>> good Lord we live here.
>>>
>>> I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has
>>> no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent
>>> approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in
>>> the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an
>>> economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been
>>> called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the
>>> spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?
>>>
>>> The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
>>> defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
>>> news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
>>> unhappy you couldn't take a look around for your self and see all the
>>> good things and be glad?
>>>
>>> Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually
>>> caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was
>>> failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.
>>>
>>> Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
>>> volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
>>> freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have
>>> to go.
>>>
>>> They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
>>> discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
>>> scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
>>>
>>> So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
>>> Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it
>>> bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will
>>> watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids
>>> selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets
>>> are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when
>>> criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one
>>> way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
>>> Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
>>> did he would have done it this way'...Insane!
>>>
>>> Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
>>> the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
>>> your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
>>> country. There is exponentially more good than bad.
>>>
>>> We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God
>>> several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative.
>>>
>>> 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
>>> flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
>>> another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are
>>> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
>>> Allegiance?'
>>>
>>> Jay Leno
>>> 2007

>>
>> Jay Leno is a Republican tool.

>
>How so? Leno didn't even write the above, brainless democrat tool.
>
>Hahahaha!
>
>> He's a multimillionaire and isolated
>> from the real America. Also, he hasn't been funny for over twenty
>> years now.

>
>No, we're talking about Leno, not Letterman.
>
>O'Reilly: Do you want us to win in Iraq?
>
>Letterman: Well, in the beginning I was for the war because I felt like we
>needed to do "something."
>
>Huh?
>
>Whiz bang!
>
>Letterman: I think about 60% of what you say is crap.
>
>O'Reilly: Oh? Well, give me an example.
>
>Letterman: I can't. I don't watch the show.
>
>Huh?
>
>Whiz bang!
>
>-Eddie Haskell
>
>

I guess you are really into potty jokes and vulgar smut.
 
On Mar 31, 2:53 pm, "Eddie Haskell" <bd...@hshshs.com> wrote:
> "az willie" <scl...@npole.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns9A727B6962963456321@69.28.173.184...
>
> >z <gzuck...@snail-mail.net> wrote in news:43eec2d3-5da0-48a5-bd3a-
> > a1cf33090...@t54g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

>
> >>http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

>
> > ===========
> > Aha!!!

>
> > The so called diatribe by Leno is a complete falsehood.

>
> > Thank God.

>
> Yeah, thank god he wasn't urging people to be thankful.
>
> Whew..
>
> > I knew that didn't sound like the Leno I have always seen.

>
> Yeah, urging people to be thankful rather than blubbering ingrates wouldn't
> be very democrat of him.
>
> Again, whew and double whew..
>
> -Eddie Haskell
>
> > trippin-2-8 track should be horsewhipped for propagating this lie.

>
> > Must be a Republican.

>
> > Lies are all they know.


I don't know his politics but I get the feeling he is probably very
pro America even though he doesn't spout off so much about it. Of
course we should be grateful but it's crappy that some individuals put
this stuff out there and then attribute it to somebody who didn't
write it.
 
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