Pheonix791989
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OK guys this is a one shot fiction. If I make fun of your fiction or use a reference to it, do not feel like im taking a personal bashing on you. This story is a comedy and is made to poke fun at the fan fictions that people write. I don't mean any harm so I am warning you before you read. I thank you for your patients. Heres the story.
Mike opened the door to the dressing room. A young woman stood there, her face flushed and red from anxiousness. She swallowed hard as he flashed her his famous Mike Shinoda smile.
"Hi...."
He said. The girl looked like she was going to go to faint.
"Hey"
She said...........
"Uhh guys do we fall in love with every fan we meet?"
Mike asked as he looked up from the computer screen. They were in a hotel room with their laptops. They had about four hours before their next show so they decided to check out some of the fan websites.
"*** **** it!! It disconnected me again."
Chester said as he growled at the evil laptop that he was using. Pheonix chuckeled at Chester then turned to Mike.
"Seems like it dosent it?"
He said as he clicked on a new website called Linkin Park Forums. Joe came and sat down with a coke in his hands as he pulled up the internet on his laptop.
"Uggg Rob,"
Brad said. Rob looked up from his screen.
"Who am I ******* this time?"
He asked not looking up from his screen.
"Your not ******* any one yet. but it says B/R so who do you think?"
Mike laughed as he clicked on another story.
"*** these people have sick minds."
Joe agreed. Mike clicked on another story after he finished with one about him and Chester. He saw the title of the story and smiled.
"Now you'd like this one joe. Its called Linkin Park in South Park."
"Wow Phi, you ****** Tom DeLongues sister and gave her four kids and beat the **** out of Pierre Bouvier from simple plan."
Chester said as he hooked his computer up again. Pheonix rolled his eyes.
"What a productive day."
He said sarcastically.
"Hey Mike you cousin and her demonic dog are in this story."
He added. Mike came to look at what he was reading. He shivered as he read an all too familiar line.
"*** why does it have to be that dog?!"
He grumbeled.
"Hey!! WHAT THE ****??!!"
Chester shouted. Joe ran over to figure out was wrong.
"The **** thing disconnected me again!!"
He said as he picked up the laptop and shook it. The guys laughed. Joe helped Chester get back online.
"Some of the art work is really awesome. Rob, take a look at Phoenix791989's signature, its really cool. She has both you and me incorperated into her signature."
Phoenix said. Rob went and looked at the signature. He nodded with a smile on his face.
"I remember the towel fight."
"Aww they have the pic of Draven on my shoulders."
Joe said making a cute puppy dog face.
"WHAT THE ****?!?! That is so ******* wrong!!"
Chester howled. This time all the guys looked up.
"This girl has my wife acting like a total *****, has me divorce her, has me commit suicide, and then has a go at my body as its dangeling from the roof!"
Chester said starting to get really angry. Mike just rolled his eyes and reminded Chester that it was just fiction.
"I don't care! That's so ******* wrong for her to do that to my wife!!"
"Chill out man its just fiction no one takes this stuff seriously."
Mike said.
"Hang on man look at the topic called About the fiction (fake topic and the next name i use is totally fake and if someone has the same name its purely coincidence). This one guy...LPNPJKT was chewing out all of the authors about putting disclaimers on their stories and said that some people actuall took it seriously. Man that guy got a real verbal beat down by some of the authours. Hey look at this one disclaimer 'Roses are red, violets are blue, don't own LP so you cant sue. Roses are wilting the violets are dead, none of this **** happened so get that through your **** head.' That is so awesome."
Joe said.
"Man are all of our fans really that depressed?"
Brad wondered out loud. Chester gave another growl of exsaperation as his computer booted him off line again.
"I wonder how many members this site has."
Rob said wondering out loud.
"Hey brad there's a story on you and its not slash for once. It's about you and this girl."
Joe said. Brad laughed.
"That's a first. All the stories seem to be about Chester and Mike getting some. Never the rest of us."
Brad said. There was a knock on the hotel door. Chester went to get it. It was their manager Mike Amato. Chester let him in then stomped back to the computer. He snapped at it again as it shut him offline once more.
"What's with him?"
The manager asked. Mike shrugged.
"That thing's giving him problems and someone had a go at his wife."
"Oh, what are you trying to use Chester, cuz I'm not paying for another toaster like the last time you broke one."
The manager said as he sat down with Rob and Mike. Chester gave his laptop a sour look.
"I'm trying to use the internet and the toaster incident was purely Joe's fault."
Chester said trying to deny it. Joe pretended to be hurt.
"Your evil Chester."
Joe said. Rob piped up.
"Not as evil as he was when he killed all five of us as a mass murderer in this story. A plastic spoon and a pair of handcuffs. Chester I ask you why."
"Oh your on that story? He killed me by raping me to death."
Brad said nonchalently. Joe looked excited.
"How did he kill me?"
He asked. Brad gave Joe a mischevious smile.
"With Froogie.."
Brad said with an evil grin. Joe looked at Chester then Back to his Froogie sitting on the table. He inched a little closer to Brad and a little further from Chester. Joe then pushed Froogie over to where he was.
"Then he killed you Phi with a pole and a vibrator."
Rob said. Phoenix laughed at the idea.
"Mike you were lucky you got killed last. The almighty Chester strangeled you with his bare hands."
Brad said as he told the emcee of his bad demise. Mike just rolled his eyes.
"Here's one about a Rabbit I had named Bunny and Joe dyed its white fur blue with mike's hair color. To top it off he got beat by the rabbit in a staring contest. "
Phoenix said all the guys started laughing at poor joe.
"Here's a story about us and our kids. Its told frim my 'daughter's' Point of view. You have some pretty weird kids."
mike said. There was a sudden crash and a snarling Chester threw his Laptop over the balcony railing. It went crashing down to the steet below. The manager cleared his throat.
"well guys I think it's time for sound check."
He said nervously checking his watch. The guys gave Chester strange looks as they turned their laptops off and walked out the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mike opened the door to the dressing room. A young woman stood there, her face flushed and red from anxiousness. She swallowed hard as he flashed her his famous Mike Shinoda smile.
"Hi...."
He said. The girl looked like she was going to go to faint.
"Hey"
She said...........
"Uhh guys do we fall in love with every fan we meet?"
Mike asked as he looked up from the computer screen. They were in a hotel room with their laptops. They had about four hours before their next show so they decided to check out some of the fan websites.
"*** **** it!! It disconnected me again."
Chester said as he growled at the evil laptop that he was using. Pheonix chuckeled at Chester then turned to Mike.
"Seems like it dosent it?"
He said as he clicked on a new website called Linkin Park Forums. Joe came and sat down with a coke in his hands as he pulled up the internet on his laptop.
"Uggg Rob,"
Brad said. Rob looked up from his screen.
"Who am I ******* this time?"
He asked not looking up from his screen.
"Your not ******* any one yet. but it says B/R so who do you think?"
Mike laughed as he clicked on another story.
"*** these people have sick minds."
Joe agreed. Mike clicked on another story after he finished with one about him and Chester. He saw the title of the story and smiled.
"Now you'd like this one joe. Its called Linkin Park in South Park."
"Wow Phi, you ****** Tom DeLongues sister and gave her four kids and beat the **** out of Pierre Bouvier from simple plan."
Chester said as he hooked his computer up again. Pheonix rolled his eyes.
"What a productive day."
He said sarcastically.
"Hey Mike you cousin and her demonic dog are in this story."
He added. Mike came to look at what he was reading. He shivered as he read an all too familiar line.
"*** why does it have to be that dog?!"
He grumbeled.
"Hey!! WHAT THE ****??!!"
Chester shouted. Joe ran over to figure out was wrong.
"The **** thing disconnected me again!!"
He said as he picked up the laptop and shook it. The guys laughed. Joe helped Chester get back online.
"Some of the art work is really awesome. Rob, take a look at Phoenix791989's signature, its really cool. She has both you and me incorperated into her signature."
Phoenix said. Rob went and looked at the signature. He nodded with a smile on his face.
"I remember the towel fight."
"Aww they have the pic of Draven on my shoulders."
Joe said making a cute puppy dog face.
"WHAT THE ****?!?! That is so ******* wrong!!"
Chester howled. This time all the guys looked up.
"This girl has my wife acting like a total *****, has me divorce her, has me commit suicide, and then has a go at my body as its dangeling from the roof!"
Chester said starting to get really angry. Mike just rolled his eyes and reminded Chester that it was just fiction.
"I don't care! That's so ******* wrong for her to do that to my wife!!"
"Chill out man its just fiction no one takes this stuff seriously."
Mike said.
"Hang on man look at the topic called About the fiction (fake topic and the next name i use is totally fake and if someone has the same name its purely coincidence). This one guy...LPNPJKT was chewing out all of the authors about putting disclaimers on their stories and said that some people actuall took it seriously. Man that guy got a real verbal beat down by some of the authours. Hey look at this one disclaimer 'Roses are red, violets are blue, don't own LP so you cant sue. Roses are wilting the violets are dead, none of this **** happened so get that through your **** head.' That is so awesome."
Joe said.
"Man are all of our fans really that depressed?"
Brad wondered out loud. Chester gave another growl of exsaperation as his computer booted him off line again.
"I wonder how many members this site has."
Rob said wondering out loud.
"Hey brad there's a story on you and its not slash for once. It's about you and this girl."
Joe said. Brad laughed.
"That's a first. All the stories seem to be about Chester and Mike getting some. Never the rest of us."
Brad said. There was a knock on the hotel door. Chester went to get it. It was their manager Mike Amato. Chester let him in then stomped back to the computer. He snapped at it again as it shut him offline once more.
"What's with him?"
The manager asked. Mike shrugged.
"That thing's giving him problems and someone had a go at his wife."
"Oh, what are you trying to use Chester, cuz I'm not paying for another toaster like the last time you broke one."
The manager said as he sat down with Rob and Mike. Chester gave his laptop a sour look.
"I'm trying to use the internet and the toaster incident was purely Joe's fault."
Chester said trying to deny it. Joe pretended to be hurt.
"Your evil Chester."
Joe said. Rob piped up.
"Not as evil as he was when he killed all five of us as a mass murderer in this story. A plastic spoon and a pair of handcuffs. Chester I ask you why."
"Oh your on that story? He killed me by raping me to death."
Brad said nonchalently. Joe looked excited.
"How did he kill me?"
He asked. Brad gave Joe a mischevious smile.
"With Froogie.."
Brad said with an evil grin. Joe looked at Chester then Back to his Froogie sitting on the table. He inched a little closer to Brad and a little further from Chester. Joe then pushed Froogie over to where he was.
"Then he killed you Phi with a pole and a vibrator."
Rob said. Phoenix laughed at the idea.
"Mike you were lucky you got killed last. The almighty Chester strangeled you with his bare hands."
Brad said as he told the emcee of his bad demise. Mike just rolled his eyes.
"Here's one about a Rabbit I had named Bunny and Joe dyed its white fur blue with mike's hair color. To top it off he got beat by the rabbit in a staring contest. "
Phoenix said all the guys started laughing at poor joe.
"Here's a story about us and our kids. Its told frim my 'daughter's' Point of view. You have some pretty weird kids."
mike said. There was a sudden crash and a snarling Chester threw his Laptop over the balcony railing. It went crashing down to the steet below. The manager cleared his throat.
"well guys I think it's time for sound check."
He said nervously checking his watch. The guys gave Chester strange looks as they turned their laptops off and walked out the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
good job
